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About Me


Read and discuss and wipe thoroughly.
I have bad habits like most people.I eat meat. I cuss a lot. I drink. I drive fast...Real fast. I can be selfish. My therapist says it's endearing. I blast my music, whether you want to hear 'The Police' or not. Stupid people fascinate me. I rarely capitalize the right words and such things.
Yes, I know about 2 girls, 1 cup. Yes, I know about pain olympics, lemonparty, etc. and no,I don't care what you did last summer.
In short: I'm a near stereotypical Taurus,though I don't believe in that either. I don't really plan on changing anything about myself, but I can be very compromising when I should be.
I've got 31 years of drinking,f*cking and fighting under my belt. And... according to a questionnaire which I took while waiting for my accountant, I have a 75% social desirability. Who knew? And who writes those things?
So I have a little extra baggage I have to carry around. Let's call it spite.But add spite to liquor, and you have yourself a tasty cocktail called my act-shaken not stirred.
I want to meet some f*ckers to help pick the bones out of my fish. I hate getting pricked by those damn things.
Sometimes what you're looking for is staring right back at you,right there-yeah,you see it...click that button.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ann Coulter-So I can punch her in her adams apple.

My Blog

Porn for priests, and other X-mas presents.

In regards to becoming a Comedy Icon-you must always have a fall back plan."ICON STATUS" is not easily achieved... I will explain. My best friend is a Catholic Priest,Fr.Eduard (will not disclose las...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:18:00 GMT

Secretary Paulson-Buy my Ass!ets

Why should Secretary of the Treasury Paulson bail out crooked financial firms and not the rest of us?Dear Secretary Paulson: In light of the fact that the federal government has decided to buy all the...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:58:00 GMT

PRINT THIS,and give to inlaws,hecklers,and bitchy neighbors,it's a "feel good" thing!

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Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:05:00 GMT

My Friend Mike and his gay lawn ornament(s)

hello.this is my friend mike from VT.the mustache is real.his parents think he's gay,andhe's pleased to meet you. what's your name?really? what nationality are you? (this is something he'd ask because...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:32:00 GMT

CONEY ISLAND OR BUST

As usual,my pics suck and my posting is late- but "better late than never" I never say. Here is a blurry pic of the N.But,there was light at the end of that subway tunnel. A green light, and it read N...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:52:00 GMT

What I have in common with Elliot Spitzer.

What do I have in common with the former NY Governor and NY State Attorney General? Let me start with what I do NOT have in common...Well,firstly I DIDN'T attend Harvard University for law school wher...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:23:00 GMT