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I am Sean Patton

About Me

i'm on my way, see you there, you can drive too, here i come.
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you, whoever you are. life is bigger than compatability.

My Blog

To My New Orleans People part ll

That show at La nuit is on sat Dec 29th @ 9PM. NYC is so rugged that i don't even have time for important details. Just so we're on the same page Saturday Dec 29th. La Nuit Comedy Theater (2301 Soniat...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:31:00 GMT

To My New Orleans People

So it's been a minute but here I am blogging. Dear NOLA friends, I know, I know: I haven't returned calls. I've barely replied to emails and as far as myspace messaging is concerned; I'm a shit for ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:24:00 GMT

last week of this job part 1

this is my last week as an employee of a coffee shop. this friday is my last day. only three days left. i am simulaniously exited and afraid for the regular customers. If the next 3 shifts, the next 2...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:19:00 GMT

daily haiku

some days i can winmost days i care not to winbut always i fart
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:28:00 GMT

daily haiku

today my asscrackis a river of juicesthe day is humid
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:49:00 GMT

daily haiku

life is full of tough things that make you say "fuck this"but you live on, right?
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 22:01:00 GMT

employment is key

i can't wait to flip shit bonkers on some lucky customer at me job. seriously, i spend most of my day choosing canditates and narrowing it down to who will be the winner of free nightmares inspired by...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:50:00 GMT

this is beyond stupid

i currently have 666 friends. now, i should be all "look who's semi popular! if i could hang out with all my myspace friends at the same time ALL the time, we would be an unstopable crew. we could sto...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 23:24:00 GMT

"Just like Jesse James!" - Cher

just so you know, i'm still alive-ish, so stop calling me so much that my phone ignores your calls, which is the only explanation for why i haven't heard from anyone in a while. man, do i live in the ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:24:00 GMT

N.Y.C, Now You're Cool?!

so. where are the good places to get stage time in New York? like, where are the rooms that aren't filled with comics who think repeating words like "cunt" and "retard" and phrases like "fuck queens" ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:37:00 GMT