Taegon McLaughlin - ProfilesArchive

About Me

This is really stupid shite I wrote so here it goes. I like food because without food or water we would be dead obviously and because I am fat. I do joke telling and I told my mom I am going to make her laugh someday by being a professional joke teller and she said asians don't do that silly and put a biology book in my face. My mom wants me to buy her a cool house or something like that by being a doctor, really? Life is really stressful and boring and so I tell jokes about the ennui of life,Was born in Germany moved to Arkansas and spent my childhood there and then about 11 moved here to Arizona and was miserable. I actually had to dumb my shit down and in the process became an Asian that is and still is horrible at math. Shit, the only reason I received a C in Pre-Calculus is because I could talk circles about Star Trek: TNG with my professor.I cannot understand how people could find Streisand pretty even in Yentl...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People all over the motherfuckin place.I would also like to meet: Cougars Mountain Lions Pumas MILFS GMILFS GGGMILFS but not GGMILFS Hot Redheads Hot Jewish Girls Hot Hawaiian Girls Hot Latinas Hot European Women Hot Greek Women Hot Stepmoms Hot Librarians Hot Teachers Hot Brunettes Hot Stacked Blondes Hot Astrophysicists Hot Lesbians (still really haven't seen one) Hot Women who were thick glasses Gina Carano, she is sexy and can choke me out. Jewel, was really high and found out I still have a crush on her after 14 years.Comedians: Mitch Fatel- Met him he was cool Anthony Jeselnik- Awesome dude very nice Henry Cho- Another Korean from the South Mitch Hedberg-he's dead so someday later Bobby Lee Daniel Tosh Ken Jeong Mike O'Connell Harland Williams Howard Kremer Doug Benson Brian Posehn Patton Oswalt Zach Galifianakis Steven WrightMMA: BJ Penn Bas Rutten Joe Stevenson Josh Barnett Tatsuya Kawajiri Quinton Rampage Jackson Coal Uno Eddie Alvarez Eddie BravoThe Greatest Motherfuckin' Genki Sudo And This KID I Know what it's like bro. : (

My Blog

Impromptu Going Away Party

At T.G.I.Friday's off of Litchfield and McDowell, Saturday May 23 at 11pm. Everybody try and make it out I would really like to see people before I leave.
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 11:02:00 GMT

Hey Kids I want to Throw A Going Away Party...

But don't know what to do?
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 22:17:00 GMT

Hey I Have a Show

Follow the link because I am lazy:http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=81098781624
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:14:00 GMT

I know I said I wouldn't blog on here anymore but I need to post this....

So May 25th is When I am moving to Austin no Ands, Ifs, or Buts. I will be in LA March 25th to 29th. I will be in Austin from April 6-April 10th to get things situated but I might cut it short to get ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:16:00 GMT

Alas I Will Be Blogging No More On The Myspace....

Instead I will be blogging on my new tumblr account. http://fattaegie.tumblr.com. So I will post all of my blogs on there and if you want one they're free. Check it out! Peace, Taegon
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 08:46:00 GMT

Alas I Will Be Blogging No More On The Myspace....

Has anyone else felt that....

Myspace is slowly becoming obsolete after all of these years and Facebook is now the "it" social networking site. Then soon it will be Twitter and so on so on into a vicious circle of electronic goss...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:50:00 GMT

I Want to Make a Sex Tape

But a parody of making one....What should be in it?
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:00:00 GMT

Hey Did Anyone Used to Play Starcraft??

So I think we should form a guild to go against Korean that pretty much own the Battle net. Who's with me?
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:44:00 GMT