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Lucius (The Awesome)

Nuts to you, McGillicutty!

About Me

I'm a simple man. Yup, you guessed it, I'm retarded. (Cue old stand-up transition now) But seriouly folks, I'm really not that good at talking myself up, but I'll give it a whirl...here goes. I'm tall, funny as hell, extremely good looking, and probably the greatest guy you will ever meet with a huge...heart. (Get you mind out the gutter, Sicko) I love making movies, I love to act, I love all music and I LOVE to love. Truthfully, I'm fairly modest, and I do not have a ego the size of New York. I do have an Eggo the size of a toaster. So, drop me a line and we'll chat. Or don't, I don't care, I'll just continue to look around and judge all of you by your pictures.
LUCIUS
Lis forLuscious
Uis forUnforgettable
Cis forClassy
Iis forIntelligent
Uis forUnforgettable
Sis forStriking What Does Your Name Mean?Notice that they put unforgettable TWICE! I guess they forgot they mentioned it.
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

Film, music, robots, candy, film scores, candy robots, furry woodland creatures, actin', writin' music, watchin' old people fall down, drinkin', crossin' the line, chatin', not likin' the letter G

I'd like to meet:

Someone awesome, someone great, someone who's a real looker, and someone to make me laugh. I mean really laugh, not that polite 'courtesy laugh' B.S.! Also someone who wouldn't mind receiving a big plate of sarcasm, just as long as they can send it back, with a side of wit. Must have all your shots.Oh, and if you happen to be a tall, funny, model from England...well, consider this a marriage proposal.

Music:

Ween, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Beatles, New Pornographers, Tenacious D, Postal Service, Air, Muse, DJ Tic Taq (with Loopy D), The Smiths, Bald and Closeted Elton John, Tink and the Ding-Dong Crew, Pink Martini, Bloodhound Gang, The Skin Flute Tommies. In the film score world: DANNY ELFMAN, John Williams, John Powell, Harry Gregson-Williams, Jon Brion, Patrick Doyle, Michael Giachinno, Christ Tilton, Bernard Herrmann. Oldies, newies, all music interests me...well except country.

Movies:

This is a long discussion, but I'll tell you this. I'm THE biggest Tim Burton fan ever. I also love the short cartoons on www.homestarrunner.com, probably the greatest site ever. Okay, here is a quick top 5 for you in no particular order...damn, quit yelling. 1. Citizen Kane 2. Edward Scissorhands 3. The Apartment 4. Shawshank Redemption 5. B.A.P.S.

Television:

Mr. Show with Bob And David, LOST, The Office (Both), Battlestar Gallactica (new one), Heroes, Weeds, Seinfeld, Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Mythbusters, You Can't Do That on Television, Out of Control, Danger Mouse, Pinwheel, Today's Special, Friends, Perfect Strangers, Strangers with Candy, Futurama, The Family Guy, Prime Time Glick, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, ATHF, Deadwood, Alias, Tom Goes to the Mayor, 24, My Name is Earl, Upsy Daisy-Dangly Downey, but if you really want to keep me busy for hours and hours just turn on the Food Network (or a Good Eats marathon) and leave the room!

Books:

Harry Potter 1-6 (I know),Catcher in the Rye, Da Vinci Code, Lemony Snicket, Robert Crais, Rule of the Bone, Fletch Won, Get Shorty, Everyone Poops, Steven King (so what), David Sedaris, Boy's Life, His Dark Materials, Geek Love, Chuck Palanuik's stuff, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Ender Wiggin Saga, Running with Scissors

Heroes:

Poops McGee, Vincent Price with an afro & Rube Goldberg .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Hot Damn, my first Soundtrack review.

Well, the good folks at Cinemusic.net (my favorite filmscore website) have decided to make me a soundtrack reviewer. So, now I'm published...on the internet. Yeah, I know these prose may not be as g...
Posted by Lucius (The Awesome) on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:16:00 PST

Here's a quickie.

LA is a silly and weird place full of silly and weird people. This, I'm sure, comes as a surprise to no one. Hell, for me it..s the ..nut-jobs.. that actually give LA its charm. You see I..m a peop...
Posted by Lucius (The Awesome) on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:10:00 PST

My Science Project (not the shitty movie)

When I am bored and locked up in my apartment I like to occupy my time by conducting experiments. The subject of my experimentation this week: Breeding. I wanted to see what the result would be betw...
Posted by Lucius (The Awesome) on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:29:00 PST

Nog Blog

Well, Easter has come and gone. Little Peter Cottontail has hidden all his eggs and every child has wolfed down all the jellybeans and marshmallow eggs they can fathom. But, just when I thought all ...
Posted by Lucius (The Awesome) on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:49:00 PST

Return of the King

Ya know, life is hard. Im sure this isnt news to anyone, but its the truth; life date rapes you and then you die. I think I saw a t-shirt say that once. If not Im gonna start making them. But ...
Posted by Lucius (The Awesome) on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:41:00 PST

My Date With Drew--see it!!!

So, this blog my dear friends, is on a more serious note. No, Im not dying of a serious disease on anything; I have an assignment for you. There is this great documentary coming out on Aug 5th calle...
Posted by Lucius (The Awesome) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hold yer horses....

So, Im sure a lot of you are wonderin, When is Lucius gonna get off his lazy ass and write some more blogs?!? I know some of you cant live without them&some Im sure could care less. For those ...
Posted by Lucius (The Awesome) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Java the Hut

Today friends, I'm gonna share with you a tiny lil' anecdote that proves one of my philosophies: that the only reason why bad things happen is to tell amusing stories about them later. Today, I had...
Posted by Lucius (The Awesome) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Short celebrity sighting

So, I was in the local Sav-On today getting some stuff. What you may ask? Well, it doesn't really matter, you nosey parker, but I'll tell ya anyway. I was just restocking on tampons (to drain my poo...
Posted by Lucius (The Awesome) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Booty Time, Booty Time..."

So, a couple weeks ago I was with a friend, and she asked me a question that has haunted me throughout my entire life. "Do you dance?" Which in female speak is roughly translated to: "I wanna ...
Posted by Lucius (The Awesome) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST