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Jeff Seib

To BLAVE (meaning to bluff)

About Me

Funny, creative, bitchy, sensitive, sexy, cool, fun, hungry, usually optimistic, driven, gorgeous, moody, asshole-y, caring, responsible-ish, amazing, smart, thoughtful, listening, sarcastic, relaxed, introspective, romantic, intuitive, cute, conscious, awake, no bullshit.

My Interests

Movies, politics, the universe, the law of attraction, My Dog, love, success and happiness.

I'd like to meet:

True Love

Music:

Funky house, old school house, breakbeats, DJ Tiq Taq, Beastie Boys, BRMC, My Morning Jacket, Lamb, DJ Shadow, Zero 7, Z-Trip, Biz Markie, Beck, Beethoven, Ben Folds, Bjork, The Avalanches, Cat Stevens, John Williams, Frou Frou, Jem, Jurassic 5, Kanye West, Ludacris, Michael Giacchino, Missy Elliot, Mos Def, Common, Mozart, Postal Service, Pyramid, Run D.M.C., Tenacious D

Movies:

Empire Strikes Back, Fight Club, Bugsy, Cinema Paradiso, The Royal Tanenbaums, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Back to the Future, Amelie, The Secret, The Godfather, The Game, The Secret, What the BLEEP do we know, Chopper, The Dark Crystal, Three Amigos, Catch Me if you Can, Signs, Aliens, Goonies, Master and Commander, The Rundown, Can't Hardly Wait, Heat, Far and Away, Uncle Buck, Weird Science, Raising Arizona, Airplane, Hot Shots Part Deux, Eternal Sunshine... GOOD LORD too many to list, contact me if you really care

Television:

30 Rock, Arrested Development, Futurama, The Daily Show, The Office, Simpsons, Family Guy, Entourage, America's Funniest Videos

Books:

Entertainment Weekly

Heroes:

my parents

My Blog

My dumb Movie reviews

So I got to go to the Tropic Thunder Premiere and thought it was awesome. It's really funny, beautifully shot, amazingly acted and I think I will need to see it a 2nd time.I just watched the Bank Job...
Posted by Jeff Seib on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:40:00 PST

Remember when?

Remember when Myspace DIDN'T suck? Thank Rupert Murdock and Time/Warner. I remember when i could sign on, do a search and find some cool people, chat with them because I saw thet they were on ine, a...
Posted by Jeff Seib on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:29:00 PST

Shitheads on this site

I wish there was a way to filter out pretentious, wannabe, self conscious, self righteous, pathetic, soulless, shitheads. Where are are the real people? Probably not on line, at this hour, on this s...
Posted by Jeff Seib on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST