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jennifer

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About Me

I think people sound and behave like the animal they consume the most. Think about it. I am addicted to getting fake tattoos. When I am a millionare I will splurge on a drawer full of individually wrapped sponges. The smell of my own farts make me hungry. I was born butt first and have an extra rib that unnoticably sticks out of the side of my neck. There is no subject or event too precious to laugh at. I am jealous of my boyfriend's B-O.homeless luvin. . .me and jimbob

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My Interests

I like peeling off my fingernails and leaving them in random piles all over my apartment. feathers. bells. ribbons and spoons. collecting the stickers off of fruit. belly button lint. toe jam. dirty feet. butts. my butt. the word butt. dead bugs. crackely heels. broken glass. the smell of my own farts. talk radio. indian food. the smell of anyone's farts after eating indian food. empty cereal boxes. new sponges. jerry springer and religious tv.

I'd like to meet:

someone from another planet.

Music:

Van Morrison, Emmylou Harris, Paolo Conte, Bright Eyes, The Decemberists, Beatles, Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, Eva Cassidy

Movies:

I love documentaries!! I just watched "Dirty Work" a documentary on people with unusual jobs like collecting bull semen. Somewhere in Time. Popeye the musical. Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind. Groundhog Day. That stuff.

Television:

The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross. I record every episode. I Love Grey's Anatomy! Project Runway. And then anything on National Geographic. I saw a dolphin with an erection. And there were two male dolphins chasing a spotted female dolphin. Both of the males had erections and were trying to rape the female dolphin. Dolphins have sex in the missionary position. And there have been a few cases where dolphins are born with a human like leg for a fin. If that's not an argument for evolution, I don't know what is.

Books:

All Tom Robbins (especially Jitterbug Perfume), Jerzy Kosinski, Dave Eggers, Milan Kundera, Notes from Underground, jean rhys, books on mythology and forgotten words. My mom has me reading The Secret Life of Bees. And while I love bees, I'm not sure I would recommend it. Right now I read lots and lots of scripts.

Heroes:

Andy Kaufman.

My Blog

a rhapsody of summer

He stood there. 5 feet tall and smelling of summer. Pants torn and DIRTY from skating in the street. His cheeks were splotchy from the sun and the slightest hint of peach fuzz taunted his 14 year old ...
Posted by jennifer on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:43:00 PST

Love in the backseat

this was my winning submission for week 14 of "The Words Game!" Yes!Her moans came on a single note. Lasting approximately 2 seconds in length. And repeating DIRGE like through the adjacent car windo...
Posted by jennifer on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:55:00 PST

The sign (contest .7)

The wind sounded 3 times against the screen in the upstairs bedroom window. The sign. Well, the sign we had agreed on was 7 times, but after the 4 a half hour ago and, well, a slight rattle 5 minutes ...
Posted by jennifer on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:34:00 PST

Riki Kalil! Winner .7

Here it is Riki Kalil! First time winner. It's a real good one! A blocky white minivan rests on the incline of an abrupt driveway that is parallel to a thousand other identically designed driveways ...
Posted by jennifer on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:14:00 PST

Sara Buskirk Winner .6

Sara Buskirk is winner ..6. I really loved this piece she chose interesting ways to use the words. For instance METAL. . .she chose to use HeavyMETAL. And this is Sara's second win where she wrote abo...
Posted by jennifer on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST

Ladies and Gents. . .Ned Schuft!

Ned Blew away the competition this week with his poem. I must say it is my favorite of Ned's thus far. The Riki, our esteemed judge, said what won him over was the alliteration in the 6th line. The T-...
Posted by jennifer on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:07:00 PST

Alright!!! Here's the original winning poem

The first one! The writing that started this whole thing. The one that beat me and gave me dishwasher hands for a week! It was written by Jimbob Peltaire. It has been widely requested. . .so here it i...
Posted by jennifer on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:27:00 PST

Sara Buskirk --Winner

So. . .I didn't win. But I gave a valiant effort. I did the entire recipe for Osso Bucco in rhyme using the contest Wordz. But Judge, Alvis Brigis didn't think it came near the genius of "Her Wordzine...
Posted by jennifer on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:07:00 PST

i won!! La-dee-da

So Jimbob and I came up with a contest. We each submitted 5 words (10 total) and have 1 week to each write something using atleast 7 out of the 10 words. We typed our writings to make them look identi...
Posted by jennifer on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:30:00 PST

on dancing

This is something I wrote about dancing in North Carolina. . .or South Carolina, whatever. I was on my way home to Alabama. I danced ALL NIGHT!! ALL BY MYSELF. I swear! Good Southern women are not ...
Posted by jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST