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GODZIRRA!!!

Fetch Me My Leaches, I need to be bled

About Me

i am the white justin timberlake.

My Interests

i enjoy alot of stuff. i lift for power, not strength, and i max out at about a deuce and a half. Feminism makes me horny. I am an amateur omlette chef named Hercules. i was in JAWS.

Music:

right now im really into billy joel.

Movies:

Fuck all them ho's, get a grip motherfucker.

Television:

Let me just say this. There is justice in the world, for Flavor's Love has been given to Hoops, and not New York.

Heroes:

Leonard Kravitz, Richard Dreyfuss, Rick Caplan

My Blog

To the mosquito that kept me awake all last night.

i take pleasure in knowing that your lifespan is only 3 days. May your soul rot in hell forever.
Posted by GODZIRRA!!! on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:56:00 PST

I have a real Blog now

Read it, Love it, Live it.http://www.jodosdojo.blogspot.com/
Posted by GODZIRRA!!! on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:45:00 PST

My New Thing.

I like talking to babies like they are normal people-not some hideously deformed race, which they are.A few days ago I was in Ikea and there was a baby crying, sounded like he was being murdered-he wa...
Posted by GODZIRRA!!! on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:18:00 PST

My Kia was Raped

So, for the second time this year someone has decided to break into our car.Apparently, in Nob Hill, there is something about a 2001 Kia that yells "Jackpot!"Each time this has happened nothing of rea...
Posted by GODZIRRA!!! on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

Hardcore action

In the past month i have been getting an insane amount of bulk emails from porn websites.These are some of my favorites. Admirable Ladies at Porn!- about time these ladies cleaned up their act.Oldie h...
Posted by GODZIRRA!!! on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:23:00 PST

give me

Money. Seriously, it's very simple. You give me a ton of money, then i will write you a thank you card with a flower on the front. Do you think some starving kid in africa needs money, no/ He needs fo...
Posted by GODZIRRA!!! on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:05:00 PST

This has got to stop. NOW!

It has rained contantly for the past fucking month. It's driving me crazy. My soul Feels wet.It thought this was supposed to be sunny fucking california. I'd like to be somewhere else other than my co...
Posted by GODZIRRA!!! on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:43:00 PST

My Jobs....Part II

I got another job after AG Ferrari at an architectural firm. It sucks and I quit yesterday. Shit. I gotta stop this.
Posted by GODZIRRA!!! on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:41:00 PST

my woman

i lover her.
Posted by GODZIRRA!!! on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 05:23:00 PST

My Jobs.

Where: Dunkin Donuts. Cobbs Corner, Stoughton, Mass. Wage:5.15/hr Age: 14 Perks: I got to eat free donuts, plus i got to listen to the donut guy sing "its raining men" at 5:00 am. Downsides: I onc...
Posted by GODZIRRA!!! on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:36:00 PST