I have gout and am fasting. |
This has been a really weird, bummer of a weekend. I have gout! What the fuck is going on? I feel like I am 80 years old. I thought only old men got gout. I wore some khaki pants and a sweater vest to...
Posted by Paco Romane-The Romane Event is every last wed. on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:14:00 PST |
Voted "Best Comedian" in SF Bay Guardian |
It all happened on a quiet day in July of 2005. I had been temping at the what turned out to be the quietest and most uptight office in the bay area. People in the office had complained to my supervis...
Posted by Paco Romane-The Romane Event is every last wed. on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:07:00 PST |
My Best Friend Maiysha 1991-2007 |
This is my favorite picture of me and Maiysha. She was with me for almost 17 years and I loved every minute of it. You can never be prepared to lose a great friend. I miss her so much already. So long...
Posted by Paco Romane-The Romane Event is every last wed. on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:04:00 PST |
No Cofee Yet...And I'm Pissed |
I decided to write something without having my usual gallon of coffee this morning. My fingers ache with resentment. I can smell the coffee brewing in the kitchen. Its whinning tellls me that the brew...
Posted by Paco Romane-The Romane Event is every last wed. on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:46:00 PST |
go to http://www.myspace.com/theorcsofmordor for my audio comedy |
Hey gang-Please check out my audio comedy. For some reason Myspace doesn't think comics still make mp3's but we still do so please check them out.ThanksYour humble serventPaco Romanewww.pacoromane.com...
Posted by Paco Romane-The Romane Event is every last wed. on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:17:00 PST |
My dog smells |
This a medical problem. One that only well trained vets should handle. The main problem is this: I have a really old dog and she really smells bad but if I give her a bath the water dries out her skin...
Posted by Paco Romane-The Romane Event is every last wed. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:26:00 PST |
Me and Mr. T |
I just spent this last week shooting a commercial with Mr. T and it was one of the coolest and most surreal weeks of my life and that is saying a lot. When I first heard that I would be acting with on...
Posted by Paco Romane-The Romane Event is every last wed. on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:14:00 PST |
Live and Love |
be nice to each other and treat yourself like a precious, magical hat pin.
Posted by Paco Romane-The Romane Event is every last wed. on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST |
