BIRTHDAY BASH AT THE BARREL |
(note: there's still time to sign up to be a donor/sponsor for Will Franken Team Montreal '09 ((see blog entry after this one)))Well, yesterday has come and gone, but the memories shall remain etched ... Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:18:00 GMT |
HONOR ROLL OF DONORS (UPDATED 7/6/09) |
Here is a list so far of people who have donated to become sponsors of
Will Franken's metaphorical NASCAR Car. Bless you each and every one.
And if you haven't signed on to be a sponsor yet, there's... Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:24:00 GMT |
THE SAD BALLAD OF WILL FRANKEN AND HIS BIRTHDAY AND HIS GIGS IN MONTREAL AND HOW YOU CAN HELP |
Hello, my dear friends again. My lord, it certainly has been too long.Too long indeed.Anyway, tonight is the eve of my birthday. Tomorrow morning, June30th, at approximately 7 a.m., I will officially ... Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:24:00 GMT |
ABOUT THE AUTHOR |
Lofretta
Blipboom is the first African-American woman. Despite her
Hispanic/Latina heritage, she is proud to be a lesbian working hard for
the equality of Filipinos. Last year, she was awarded the
... Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 13:17:00 GMT |
WHY I BELIEVE VO5 SILKY EXPERIENCES MOISTURIZING SHAMPOO CHAMPAGNE KISS IS THE BEST SHAMPOO |
INTRODUCTION (ROUGH DRAFT):In
our society today, there are many different shampoo brands. There are
even more shampoo bottles. Sometimes you will see many bottles of the
same brand. This happens a ... Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:17:00 GMT |
A REMBRANDT NOW |
Time is a paintingof whatever I am seeing at the momentMy perception of time, however,is an outline of the painting of Time,drawn on cheap tracing paper.If my tracing paper outlinerests exactly over t... Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:18:00 GMT |
COURSE SYLLABUS: PHILOSOPHY OF RELATIVISM |
PHILOSOPHY OF RELATIVISMMTW 11-11:50a.m.Instructor: Wm. Franken; Office Hours: Saturdays, 3-3:27a.m.Welcome to the Philosophy of Relativism!OBJECTIVE:In this course, you will gain a deeper understandi... Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:12:00 GMT |
NEVER EAT ALONE AGAIN |
Ill never eat alone again.Thank you Christian Match Dot Com.Now that I have a partner, a love-mate, a female antithesis to my maleness, Ill never eat alone again.I have finally found that special so... Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:08:00 GMT |
LESSON SEVEN |
YOU MAY NOW OPEN YOUR BOOKLETTES AND BEGIN 1. She IS pregnant. They ARE pregnant. He _____ pregnant. 2. Nokia want Wombat. Wombat no want Nokia. How much miles Nokia walk for Wombat if Nokia kn... Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:02:00 GMT |
DEAR ERASMUS |
(ed.--the opinions of Erasmus do not reflect the opinions of Will Franken. Will Franken is not in any way responsible for anything Erasmus might say or do. There is a clear demarcation between Erasmus... Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:29:00 GMT |