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Will Franken

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"San Francisco's Patron Saint Of Misrule" - SF Weekly
"Best Comedian" - SF Weekly
"Best Alternative to Psychedelic Drugs" - SF Bay Guardian

"What elevates Mr. Franken above your garden-variety comedian is an erudite wit and a highly developed sense of the absurd" - The New York Times

Listen to Will's explosively popular podcast, Things We Did Before Reality.
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Here is a recent attempt at animation titled "You Can't Change What You Are". (story and dialogue by Will Franken, drawing and animation by Nina Paley)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

More people who sound like this:

Liberty above equality; individual above collective; freedoms of speech, choice, and thought above all else.

Free to choose:

My Blog

BIRTHDAY BASH AT THE BARREL

(note: there's still time to sign up to be a donor/sponsor for Will Franken Team Montreal '09 ((see blog entry after this one)))Well, yesterday has come and gone, but the memories shall remain etched ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:18:00 GMT

HONOR ROLL OF DONORS (UPDATED 7/6/09)

Here is a list so far of people who have donated to become sponsors of Will Franken's metaphorical NASCAR Car. Bless you each and every one. And if you haven't signed on to be a sponsor yet, there's...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:24:00 GMT

THE SAD BALLAD OF WILL FRANKEN AND HIS BIRTHDAY AND HIS GIGS IN MONTREAL AND HOW YOU CAN HELP

Hello, my dear friends again. My lord, it certainly has been too long.Too long indeed.Anyway, tonight is the eve of my birthday. Tomorrow morning, June30th, at approximately 7 a.m., I will officially ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:24:00 GMT

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Lofretta Blipboom is the first African-American woman. Despite her Hispanic/Latina heritage, she is proud to be a lesbian working hard for the equality of Filipinos. Last year, she was awarded the ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 13:17:00 GMT

WHY I BELIEVE VO5 SILKY EXPERIENCES MOISTURIZING SHAMPOO CHAMPAGNE KISS IS THE BEST SHAMPOO

INTRODUCTION (ROUGH DRAFT):In our society today, there are many different shampoo brands. There are even more shampoo bottles. Sometimes you will see many bottles of the same brand. This happens a ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:17:00 GMT

A REMBRANDT NOW

Time is a paintingof whatever I am seeing at the momentMy perception of time, however,is an outline of the painting of Time,drawn on cheap tracing paper.If my tracing paper outlinerests exactly over t...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:18:00 GMT

COURSE SYLLABUS: PHILOSOPHY OF RELATIVISM

PHILOSOPHY OF RELATIVISMMTW 11-11:50a.m.Instructor: Wm. Franken; Office Hours: Saturdays, 3-3:27a.m.Welcome to the Philosophy of Relativism!OBJECTIVE:In this course, you will gain a deeper understandi...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:12:00 GMT

NEVER EAT ALONE AGAIN

Ill never eat alone again.Thank you Christian Match Dot Com.Now that I have a partner, a love-mate, a female antithesis to my maleness, Ill never eat alone again.I have finally found that special so...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:08:00 GMT

LESSON SEVEN

YOU MAY NOW OPEN YOUR BOOKLETTES AND BEGIN 1. She IS pregnant. They ARE pregnant. He _____ pregnant. 2. Nokia want Wombat. Wombat no want Nokia. How much miles Nokia walk for Wombat if Nokia kn...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:02:00 GMT

DEAR ERASMUS

(ed.--the opinions of Erasmus do not reflect the opinions of Will Franken. Will Franken is not in any way responsible for anything Erasmus might say or do. There is a clear demarcation between Erasmus...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:29:00 GMT