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Big Al Gonzales

I am a Mex-O-Sexual!!!!

About Me



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My Interests

Science, UFOlogy, Myths, Legends, History, Photography and meaningless trivia. I know too much crap, that I shouldn't.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. I found that everyone has a story and they can, be pretty interesting.

Music:

I listen to anything that sounds good to me. I have ecclectic tastes. Johnny Cash, The Beatles, David Bowie, Mozart, RKL, No Means No, The Isley Brothers, E-40, Too Short, Tupac, Eminem, Late Night Mike, ABBA, Techno, House, Jungle, Trip-Hop, Jazz Standards, Musicals, Type-O -, Kings Of Leon, THE VACATION, etc....Too many to list. Oh, The Smiths, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Siouxie and The Banshees, Devo, Blondie, My Chemical Romance, Marilyn Manson, G'N'R, Metallica, Beastie Boys, AC/DC, Beck, Run D MC, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, KRS1....etc..asfunction:playTune,5

Movies:

I like a lot of movies. But if I had to watch 3 over and over ( and I know cuz it happened); Goodfellas, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and Big Trouble In Lil' China. I do like many more but we could discuss that over popcorn...............Any movie where you replace the noun in the title w/ VAGINA! i.e. Revenge of The Vagina, Raiders of The Lost Vagina, E.V. The Extra Vagina...and so on. My favorite..Big Trouble in Little Vagina! Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Vagina, Vaginas in The Mist, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Vaginas, Snatch.

Television:

I like Adult Swim, History Channel, Bravo, HBO, A&E, IFC, and Late night Network TV.

Books:

1984, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Still Life With Woodpecker, Da Vinci Code, The Political Zoo, Any Dr. Seuse, Joseph Campbell.....I don't know.. what ever is in the restroom.

Heroes:

Anyone who has sacrificed for others w/ no intention of public recognition, praise, or personal gain or greed. My grandfather is at the top of that list.

My Blog

Tom Cruise is dead?! Wait.... What!?

This is strange and funny!I typed Heath Ledger is Dead in The Google English to Spanish translator and guess what pops up?!No shit!Too bad the translation wasn't true.  J/K....Have fun Kids!GOOGL...
Posted by Big Al Gonzales on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:20:00 PST

Waterworld

If I had to choose between Waterworld or Sandworld?We can do water world. With advancement in drudging and artificial barges and boats, we'll fair better. Plus we have desalinization.No water, well th...
Posted by Big Al Gonzales on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:57:00 PST

5 years of Drinking water left? Holy Crap!

The government projects that at least 36 states will face water shortages within five years because of a combination of rising temperatures, drought, population growth, urban sprawl, waste and excess....
Posted by Big Al Gonzales on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 07:15:00 PST

Be my 400th Friend on MYSPACE!

Yes I am celebrating someone becoming my 400th friend.It is not as big as say 1000th or 100,000th but, you gotta start somewhere.So, step to it biatches!Make history.I will take you down Tom!-Big AL...
Posted by Big Al Gonzales on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:23:00 PST

LIVE AT DELUXE - Comedy on Haight & Ashbury.

This is the 40th Anniversary of The Summer of Love.And what a better way to spend it than coming down to Haight and Ashbury.Especially this Monday.Yes, Monday July 30th is off the hook.From Comedy Cen...
Posted by Big Al Gonzales on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:46:00 PST

Gas IS expensive but, so is your lifestyle?

America is hooked on the GAS. We have brushed off alternative answers to travel and energy for many decades and have refused to stop driving even as prices have risen to an all time high. If anything,...
Posted by Big Al Gonzales on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:12:00 PST

Carlos Mencia is really Ned?! Really?

So, every comic I know is getting bent because they think that it is absurd that Carlos Mencia aka Ned, is pretending to be something that he is not, Mexican.So I asked a national comedy headliner wha...
Posted by Big Al Gonzales on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:04:00 PST

Send in The Raider Nation!

SEND IN THE RAIDER NATION!People are always saying that if you wanna solve the worlds problems, send in the United Nations.Yeah, Iraq, send in the United Nations!Darfur, send in the United Nations!I d...
Posted by Big Al Gonzales on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:15:00 PST

Titties are very important during sex.

Titties are very important during sex.Not for the obvious reasons.Yeah they are awesome to look at even better to touch and feel.But, the #1 reason titties are great for sex, is because....well....The...
Posted by Big Al Gonzales on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:01:00 PST

It's All an Illusion!

Funny is perspective. Women, men, black, brown, white, yellow or rainbow. People laugh for different reasons. Plus there are more than enough people togo around, for everyone to have an audience. But...
Posted by Big Al Gonzales on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST