STANDUP COMEDY/MOVIES/ACTING. JUST SAW "21" WITH LAURENCE FISHBOURNE AND KEVIN SPACEY, GOOD MOVIE. NETWORKING ON WWW.FACEBOOK.COM ,STANDUP COMEDY:MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH IS SOMETHING I TRULY ENJOY. COMEDY ALONG WITH ACTING, SINGING AND RAPPING GIVES ME MOTIVATION TO MAKE ALOT OF MONEY AND GIVE AWAY MOST OF IT TO RESOURCES TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE (SUCH AS CANCER RESEARCH, WORLD HUNGER/POVERTY ASSOCIATIONS, ECT.) AND BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT ON LARRY KING SOMEDAY. PICKUP BASKETBALL (NO I CANNOT DUNK, ONLY DONUTS CC: ACE FREHLEY), WORKING OUT AT THE GYM, GOOD CONVERSATION, BLASTING PUBLIC ENEMY IN MY 1990 YELLOW TOYOTA CELICA, DOING NICE THINGS FOR OTHER PEOPLE, GIVING SOMETHING BACK TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN POSTIVE INFLUENCES IN MY LIFE E.G. ANGELS ON EARTH. I REALLY CAN'T SEE TELLING JOKES ABOUT BLIND PEOPLE AND IF I EVER HAD A RACIST JOKE WRITTEN DOWN I WOULD ERASE IT WITH WHITE OUT.THE MORE YOU GIVE THE MORE YOU GET.I AM A FIRM BELIEVER IN LIPOSUCTION. I WOULD RATHER BE PH-PHAT THAN OVERWEIGHT. I APPLIED FOR A TARGET CREDIT CARD AND WAS DENIED BUT RECEIVED A FREE ALARM CLOCK, A WAKEUP CALL TO FIX MY BAD CREDIT. PROUD TO SAY AM NOW WORKING OUT AT THE GYM REGULARLY. STANDUP COMEDY, MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH,BUYING MY MOM AND BROTHER HOUSES, GIVING MONEY TO CHARITY, JOINING THE SCREEN ACTORS GUILD.HERE ARE SOME REALLY BAD JOKES: SANTA ONLY WORKS 1 DAY A YEAR BECAUSE HE HAS A CLAUSE IN HIS CONTRACT. IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT MANUAL LABOR IS NOT A MEXICAN NAME. I APPLIED FOR A JOB AT BURGER KING THE OTHER DAY AND THE PERSON WHO INTERVIEWED ME SAID "YOU ARE OVERWEIGHT AND HAVE A BAD COMPLEXION....GREAT, YOU CAN BE THE MANAGER!" I PLAN TO BE THE FIRST ASTRONAUT TO LAND ON THE SUN......I WILL GO THERE AT NIGHT. THE OTHER DAY MY PET FISH GOT MAD AT ME AND GAVE ME THE FIN. THEN I GOT MAD AND TRIED TO DROWN HIM. I SAW THE SAME COW 2 DAYS IN A ROW AND IT WAS DEJA MOO ALL OVER AGAIN. I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT LATELY, I AM UP TO 1000 CRUNCHES PER DAY (20 CANDY BARS). WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? COLONEL SANDERS WAS CHASING HIM. I WAS HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH MY 69 YEAR OLD ROOMATE THE OTHER DAY AND I SAID....."MOM?". JUST WROTE A HAIKU: "JUNK FOOD IN GOOD TASTE KEEPS YOU SLIM......FAT CHANCE OF THAT." WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.STANDUP COMEDY, SPORTS. HERE IS A LINK TO AN ARTICLE ON MY STANDUP COMEDY RELATED TO MY ATTRACTION TO ASIAN WOMEN: http://www.asianmediawatch.net/rosecrownpub/CHECKOUT WWW.KISSONLINE.COM -UPDATED EVERY DAYDO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH FRIEND REQUESTS OVER R-RATED THAT ARE F-A-K-E. THEY WILL BE REJECTED LIKE DIKEMBE MUTUMBO. THIS IS A FAMILY ORIENTED PAGE. NO BATHROOM HUMOR..THOSE JOKES STINK. DRUG JOKES: ARE YOU HIGH? YES THIS IS THE REAL JOHNNY HARRINGTON SQUIRES. PEACE YO. PH-PHAT.
DIANE ANNE. JOEL OSTEEN. ROSE. SPIKE LEE. JAY MOHR. SIMON COWELL.KAREN NGUYEN. GRACE KOSAKA. VIRGINA CHA. UMA THURMAN. LARRY KING. LORNE MICHAELS. ANY DIRECTOR WHO WILL PUT ME IN A MOVIE OR TELEVISION SHOW OR TV COMMERCIAL. AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. KISS. NIDA. BARRY BONDS. KAL PENN, WILLIAM HUNG, FRED WIILARD. MIA SMILES. WILL FARRELL. LACEY TOM. DICK VITALE. OPRAH WINFREY.NAUTICA THORN,MONTEL WILLIAMS. KENNY MAYNE. JAY MOHR. DAVID LETTERMAN. JAY LENO.SAMUEL LEROY JACKSON. PRINCE ROGERS NELSON. BJORK. THE BEASTIE BOYS.JAY ROACH.MILLS LANE. LUCY THAI. ELLEN DEGENERES. BOB DENIRO. QUENTIN TARANTINO. PAM GRIER. SEAN PENN. GENE HACKMAN. MICHAEL MANN. JEFFREY WIEGANT. JAMES LIPTON. ANYBODY WHO GIVES MONEY TO CHARITY.
FLAVOR FLAV:PUBLIC ENEMY:KISS, DIGITAL UNDERGROUND, LADYTRON, BEACH BOYS,,QUEEN LATIFAH, QUEEN,PRINCE,DJ MAGIK MIKE, SNOOP DOGGY DOG, SMASHMOUTH, HIP-HOP. SUBLIME, DEEP FOREST, METALLICA, THE STRANGLERS, 2 LIVE CREW, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, ACE OF BASE, MODERN ENGLISH, P.I.L., COLD PLAY, MORRIS DAY THE TIME, KITARO, CLASSICAL, ART OF NOISE, SANTANA, THE WHO. THE CLASH, BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE, PETER MURPHY, SUPERTRAMP FISHBONE, EVERLAST, MY FIRST RAP PH-PHAT CD WITH DOPE LYRICS.
MEN OF HONOR:IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT:THE NATURAL:RUDY:DANCES WITH WOLVES:FARGO:TALLEDEGA NIGHTS:THE LAST SAMURAI,FAST N FURIOUS TOKYO DRIFT,FAST N FURIOUS, OLD SCHOOL, HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE, THE COOLER, STRANGER THAN FICTION, TRANFORMERS, THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE,FIRE DOWN BELOW,THE SOUND OF MUSIC, THE WIZARD OF OZ, KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE, THEY CALL ME BRUCE, THE LAST EMPERROR, KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM, TOKYO DECADENCE, WALKING TALL, COPLAND, PURPLE RAIN, FRED CLAUS, REIGN OVER ME, POOLHALL JUNKIES, MIDNIGHT RUN, PULP FICTION, NAKED GUN, AIRPLANE, HEAT, GOODFELLAS, OLD SCHOOL, FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, TALLEDEGA NIGHTS, THE NATURAL, JERRY SEINFELD COMEDIAN, UNBREAKABLE, SEXY BEAST, MALICE IN THE PALICE. KISSOLOGY VOLUMES 1 AND 2 AND 3 ,BREAKING AWAY, RUDY, 1408, MR. BROOKS, ALI, HOOSIERS, STAR WARS, STARSKY AND HUCH, GHOST RIDER, NEXT, DISTURBIA, LETTERS FROM IWA JIMA, FRED CLAUS, GLADIATOR, CINDERELLA MAN, SNAKES ON A PLANE, CHANGING LANES, WHO'S THE MAN, REMEMBER THE TITANS, BEAUTIFUL MIND, TITANIC, MEN OF HONOR, ROCKY BALBOA, GOODFELLAS, DONNIE BRASCO, TRUE ROMANCE.
CNN......CNN.......CNN......LAST COMIC STANDING, AMERICAN IDOL, ESPN, 60 MINUTES DISCOVERY CHANNEL, ANIMAL PLANET CHANNEL,SOPRANOS,LARRY KING LIVE, OPRA WINFREY, JUDGE JUDY, THE WHITE SHADOW, WHAT'S HAPPENING, KING OF QUEENS, ESPN, RUN'S HOUSE, WHAT'S UP THAILAND, PLANET IN PERIL, THE JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIENCE, AMERICAN IDOL,,SEINFELD, GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS, TILA TEQUILA ON MTV, CALIENTE, SANFORD AND SON, VH1 KISS SPECIALS, PLAYBOYS GIRLS NEXT DOOR, DAVE CHAPPELLE SHOW, PARDON THE INTERRUPTION, COLD PIZZA, GOMER PYLE, BUGS BUNNY, FAT ALBERT, THE COLBERT REPORT.
BECOME A BETTER YOU BY JOEL OSTEEN. PSYCH0 CYBERNETICS BY MAXWELL MALTZ. YOU CAN NEGOTIATE ANYTHING BY HERB COHEN. THE BIBLE.THE PERFECT STORM BY SEBASTIAN YOUNG.SEABISCUIT BY LAURA HILENBRAND,THE OUTSIDERS BY S.E. HINTON, TEX BY S.E. HINTON, A HERO AINT NOTHIN BUT A SANDWICH BY ALICE CHILDRESS, COBB BY AL STUMP, DIANETICS BY L. RON HUBBARD, GIANT STEPS BY KAREEM ABDUL JABAAR, COMIC BOOKS. KISSTORY VOLUMES 1 AND 2. A MILLION LITTLE PIECES BY JAMES FREY. DIANETICS BY L. RON HUBBARD....ARE WE CLEAR HERE? (CC: JACK NICHOLSON, TOM CRUISE).
DICK VITALE (2008 BASKETBALL HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE):ROBERTO CLEMENTE:STEVE IRVIN:JOEL OSTEEN, LARRY KING:TIGER WOODS: RODNEY DANGERFIELD:BABE RUTH:JERRY SEINFELD:MUHAMMAD ALI: PETE ROSE: MY MOM/FAMILY, MY GRANDMOTHER IN HEAVEN, JEANIE, SMILEY FACE, BARRY BONDS, BOBBY BONDS, WILLIE MAYS, LUKE WILSON, PAUL SORVINO , EDDIE GAEDEL, JACKIE ROBINSON, CURT FLOOD, SEABISCUIT, MR.ED, STEVE RICH, GRAHAM SMITH OLYMPIC MEDAL WINNER, BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE FOR HELPING TO REBUILD NEW ORLEANS, STEVE IRWIN, PASSENGERS OF UNITED FLIGHT 93, JIMMY GUNN, NINA ABLANG, PUBLIC ENEMY (MY 41 CENTS), JAMES EARL JONES, UNDERDOG, DICK VITALE, PAUL E. SHEPARD, JOHN BELUSHI, DUANE WADE, BEN FRANKLIN,RICHARD PRYOR, ROBIN WILLIAMS, JOE MONTANA, THE THREE STOOGES, SAMUEL L. JACKSON, GENE SIMMONS AND THE REST OF KISS, JERRY SEINFELD, TOM SIZEMORE, DUSTY BAKER, BILL WALSH, THE BLUES BROTHERS, GREG MADDUX, BABE RUTH, KIRK GIBSON, BRUCE LEE, JACKIE CHAN, LARRY BIRD, BILL RUSSELL, DAVID LEE ROTH, OPHRAH WINFREY, LESLIE NIELSON, WILL CLARK, RANDY SNOW, TROOPER JOHNSON, BILL RING, RUDY RUDIGER, TIM BROWN, NOLAN RYAN, CHRISTY MATHEWSON, PHIL HARTMAN, CHRIS PENN, MARS CALLAHAN, CHAZZ PALMENTIERI, PAUL STANLEY, RALPH MACCHIO, CHER, YOKO ONO, RUSSEL CROWE, CHRISTOPHER REEVE, MOE HOWARD.