Nuclear Polio Vaccination |
I just got a new blog set up..Bmick.wordpress.comsome new stuff..mostly old stuff..but that will be the pick to click from now on....BM
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:48:00 GMT |
Supplication and masturbation |
FInally!!!!!!Your boy is a published author. My first book of poetry is on sale today.You can get Edward Austin Robertson's "Supplication and Masturbation" online today. You can download it for 9.99 ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:03:00 GMT |
Two weeks notice |
Why the fuck can a place of employment let you go at the drop of a hat but you have put your two weeks notice in if you wanna quit?I know what I'd do if a job sat me down and gave me two weeks to find...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:46:00 GMT |
G.I. Joe PSA's |
" Yeah girl, lemme get dis rubber on and then I'm gonna wear dis pussy out.""You don't need a rubber to get dis pussy daddy!".. (sound of glass breaking)"Hold on there Timmy. You might wanna rethink t...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:32:00 GMT |
Free Agency |
The gamble you take with signing a high priced veteran is that their best years may be well behind them......It's a fine art of picking a player when they are at the crest of their years......Its toug...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:55:00 GMT |
What they gon' say now? |
I almost heard somebody say Iniggaration the other day......I felt it coming...... "moving on up to the east side we finally got a piece of the pie." Yessir. The most positive political m...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:30:00 GMT |
Why I cried when the Cowboys lost on Thanksgiving on Pete Stoyanavich's last second field g |
When I was a kid abut four years of age,my parents bought me a Cowboys T-shirt. This was in the days of Ed "Too Tall Jones", Randy and Danny White, and coach Tom Landy.There were cartoon drawing pictu...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:51:00 GMT |
second place is the first loser |
For anyone who thinks that getting to National championship is good enough,
that will use the argument " At least we got there."
Would you still say that if someone paid for your trip to Switze...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 08:54:00 GMT |
Vibrator Repair Shop |
of course you'd have to be very careful handling the equipment.....rubber suits and vinyl gloves.....
Customer;" This isn't my vibrator, the one I brought in was pink."
Clerk: " Actually if yo...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:31:00 GMT |
Okie state of mind |
It's like bizarro Texas here...imagine if there were no DFW, or Houston in Texas and that's what Oklahoma is kinda like...... subtle differences here. In Texas we say 'preciate it or 'preciate y...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:23:00 GMT |
