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Candy Churilla

BABA BOOEY!!!

About Me



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I enjoy creating drunken scenes, fluorescent-lit dinners and long walks on the treadmill. I don't like people, unless they're attractive and love to watch my act and buy me drinks.

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Music:



White Stripes, Garbage, Loretta Lynn, Killers, Joan Jett, Holly Golightly and the Brokeoffs, Willie Nelson, Mates of State, Amy Winehouse, The Runaways, Dixie Chicks, Scissor Sisters, The Who, Patsy Cline, the Donnas, Madonna, the Ark, Shelby Lynne, Lene Lovich, the Buzzcocks, Allison Moorer, Motley Crue, The Go-Gos, The Beatles, Courtney Love, Hole, Waitresses, Dusty Springfield, Etta James, Marianne Faithfull, Queen, Otis Redding, Blondie, The Stones, Sierra Swan, Franz Ferdinand, Donita Sparks, Betty Lavette, The Raconteurs, Suzie Quatro, Missing Persons, Yes, ELO, Mika, Marilyn Manson, Iggy Pop, Otis Redding, Slade, the B52s, Uni and her Ukelele, classic rock, 70s glam rock, torch songs, 80s hair bands ...

Movies:


Coal Miner's Daughter, Kill Bill vols. 1 & 2, Wet Hot American Summer, Me and You and Everyone We Know, the Station Agent, Pulp Fiction, Broken English, In America, Bridget Jones' Diary, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Shut up & Sing, I Want to Tell You a Secret, Desperately Seeking Susan, Love Actually, Truth or Dare, True Romance, Clockwatchers, Pootie Tang, Dirty Shame, Polyester, the People VS Larry Flynt, 200 Cigarettes, Private Parts, Sweet Dreams, Ghost World, 80s movies, Light of Day, Mommie Dearest, What's Love Got to Do With It?, Martha Inc., Anything by Christopher Guest or John Waters...or anything with Steve Buscemi or Parker Posey in it. Or anything that gay guys like.

Television:



The N Word--I mean the L Word, Sex & the City, Reno 911, Oz, Extras, My Life on the D-List, Ab Fab, Strangers with Candy, Veronica Mars, the Office (both), Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Comeback, Arrested Development, Big Love, Seinfeld, Freaks & Geeks, Dexter, Dirt, the Riches, Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman...

Books:



Heroes:

Enrique Iglesias, because he asked me to let him be my hero once in a song.

My Blog

A stunning reversal

I just had to share this, as a fan of Twisted Sister and lover of hair metal.  Stern fans already know about this, as Howard read the piece on the air... Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To ...
Posted by Candy Churilla on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:35:00 PST

5 Funny Females and my Birthday!

Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday I celebrated my third birthday by mashing my face in my Donald Duck cake.  Good times.  Anyways, October 3rd is actually the day after my bir...
Posted by Candy Churilla on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:55:00 PST

Cataplexy

Another blow to the world of comedy...     Laughter threatens woman's health A Lincoln-based student wants to raise awareness about a condition which could paralyse her if she gets the gi...
Posted by Candy Churilla on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:31:00 PST

A hilarious, talented guy and good friend of mine

Larry "Bubbles" Brown appeared on the Dave Letterman Show last Friday July 25 and the clip is on youtube.  Bubble is one of my personal favorites and he's a great guy, so check him out! http://ww...
Posted by Candy Churilla on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:51:00 PST

Fags and Hags

http://yelp.com/events/san-francisco-fags-and-hags ...
Posted by Candy Churilla on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:18:00 PST

Im on the Mary Van Note Show on IFC.com...

San Francisco's comedy darling Mary Van Note (www.maryvannote.com) presents 10 episode web series the Mary Van Note Show on IFC.com.  Check out http://www.ifc.com/maryvannote/  for her page ...
Posted by Candy Churilla on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:33:00 PST

Two fun upcoming events/shows

This SATURDAY June 28 12pm, is Marie Crinnion & Richie McAllister's 6th annual AIDS WALK FUNDRAISING  BBQ! I performed at this BBQ last year and it was FUN! You will enjoy delicious...
Posted by Candy Churilla on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:45:00 PST

Got some press from my hometown paper

..TR> Abington Journal exclusive June 11Class clown turns comedienne Candy Churilla, an Abington native and contestant on "Last Comic Standing," is finding successes on the stand-up circuit in Cal...
Posted by Candy Churilla on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:28:00 PST

My Last Comic Standing clip

Being a loser has never felt so good! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Z72fOuqsc  ...
Posted by Candy Churilla on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:56:00 PST

New Video -- Knocked Up Two!

Hey ya'll, I worked for 48 hours straight on this video with no breaks, no food, or water.  So please, help me to get it as much attention as possible.  Please add a comment! Thanks! http://...
Posted by Candy Churilla on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:43:00 PST