Ronn Vigh, The Other White Meat.

Stand up comedy, writing, radio, drinking lattes, drinking gimlets after my lattes, Indie music, scoffing at others who don't like my indie music, Rita Cosby, airplanes, making fun of people to feel better about myself. I am 63% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck em. Take the
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Your 80s Heartthrob Is
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Brown
Hair Color:: This week: Redish-Brownish with a hint of gold
Height:: 5'8
Favorite Color:: burnt sienna and lime, its a tie.
Screen Name:: thickone4u - or comic4879
Favorite Band:: too many to pick one
Favorite Movie:: Airplane
Favorite Show:: Family Guy
Your Car:: The K L or M line
Your Hometown:: Saddle Brook
Your Present Town:: San Francisco
Your Crushes First Name:: I dont know, some girl in grade school, I try to black out those years
Your Grade:: pre-K
Your Style:: smooth operator
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: No
Kissed someone in the rain?: Probably, as I was trying to lift something from their pocket
Danced in a public place?: Only when I shot the opening to Friends
Smiled for no reason?: I dont smile, The world is too serious of a place to smile. Or, its because of the Botox.
Laughed so hard you cried?: I dont laugh. The world is too serious of a place to laugh. Or, its because of the Botox.
Peed your pants after age 8?: 8pm or age 8? Either or, the answer is YES
Written a song?: A song. There I just did.
Sang to someone for no reason?: Yes. A homeless person.
Performed on a stage?: Um, yeah I think once or twice.
Talked to someone you don't know?: No. I hate people. I usually dont leave my apartment
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: See above.
Made out in a theatre?: Yes. Actually more like full on intercourse during the middle of CATS
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: Im on rollerskates now.
Been in love?: Yes, because I enjoy being on emotional rollercoasters.
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: The Starbucks Barista.... well, actually I think they just sneered at me and passively re-ordered my beverage in the proper lingo.
Tell you, I love you?: A heart shaped candy out of a box of Valentines Day sweets
Kiss you?: Some boy on Market St.
Hug you?: Some boy on Market St.
Tell you BYE?: Some boy on Market St.
Write you a note?: Direct Loans
Take your photo?: The Paparazzi
Call your cell phone?: My friend Chantal. She's agressive. She'scalled 3 times while I write this
Buy you something?: Me
Go with you to the movies?: I dont have a long enough attention span to go to the movies.
Sing to you?: My Ipod.
Write a poem about you?: I dont attract the romantic types
Text message you?: My coworker Alberta.
Touch you?: My Priest. (Im Catholic, of course.)
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: I chuckled once in 98.
Time you cried?: 2 seconds ago. My latte was only tepid at best. Ruined my whole damn day.
Movie you watched?: Teen Sluts 34.
Joke you told?: A guy walks into a bar and says "Ow, that hurt!"
Song you've sang?: I touch myself.
Time you've looked at the clock?: 1 minute ago.
Drink you've had?: A lavender martini I made myself because Im pretentious like that.
Number you've dialed?: My voicemail.
Book you've read?: The Pottery Barn Catalog
Food you've eaten?: It was early last week, so I no longer remember.
Flavor of gum chewed?: None. I despise fresh breath. But , I just ate a whole raw onion.
Shoes you've worn?: Clogs
Store you've been in?: Good Vibrations
Thing you've said?: Sorry, that was me who farted.
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: No, but Im good in bed.
Whistle?: No, but Im good in bed.
Blow a bubble?: No, but Im good in bed.
Roll your tounge in a circle?: No, but Im good in bed.
Cross your eyes?: Only in bed.
Touch your tounge to your nose?: Im trying right now and everyone in the coffee shop is looking at me like Im crazy. oh, and the answer is No.
Dance?: Like a white boy.
Gleek?: I can speak jive.
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: Yes.
Speak a different language?: Ebonics.
Impersonate someone?: Yes, everyone who I dislike
Prank call people?: Only when Im drunk.
Make a card pyramid?: C'mon I may be taking this survey but I surely dont have that much time on my hands.
Cook anything?: Ramen noodles.
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: goal oriented person, I owuldnt be sitting here for 3 hours in a coffeeshop drinking a latte and answering this survey
I wish ...: on nothing, becasue the world is a hateful place and wishes dont come true. Never, ever, ever.
So many people don't know that ...: I only pretend to be gay just so I can touch girls titties.
I am ...: White
My heart is ...: pumping with 1 extra beat every 11 beats or so. I have an arhytymia.
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How to make a ronn vigh
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
5 parts arrogance
3 parts beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness
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