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About Me

I am a RADIO PERSONALITY , STAND-UP COMEDIAN, and ON-CAMERA HOST/INTERVIEWER.

I am running 26.2 Miles in the Nike Women's Marathon October 19th, 2008! I'm raising $2,500 for the Leukemia Lymphoma Society's Team in Training....Won't you help me out? Click below!

Check me out on YOUTUBE , TEN TOE TV and BRIDAL MAP!

Thank you, and namaste.

My Interests

Big Cities, Weinerdogs, and Cake.

I'd like to meet:

Passionate, Inspiring Souls; and People who have their Sh*t together.

Music:

World/Ambient/Electronica/Alternative/Industrial/Jazz/Rock. I adore music in other languages and try to memorize as many "foreign" lyrics as humanly possible. My ultimate favorites: I MUVRINI(Corsica) Natacha Atlas (Egypt), Ishtar (Israel), Zucherro (Italy), AZAM ALI (Iran), Emma Shaplin (Italy/France), Paulina Rubio/Shakira (Mexico/Colombia), Sigur Ros (Iceland)Enigma, Delerium, Afro Celt Sound System, Balligomingo, Zero 7, William Orbit, Suvarna, Sun Yan Zi, etc. Love BHANGRA and Bollywood. Also a huge fan of: Goldfrapp, RICHARD ASHCROFT/The Verve, Rufus Wainwright, Hybrid, Nine Inch Nails, Mission UK, Brendan Perry, Simple Minds, INXS, SCISSOR SISTERS, Starsailor, The Editors, NIN, Beck, anything Chris Cornell or Scott Weiland, Alice in Chains, Black Crowes, Duran Duran, Steve Tyrell, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr./The Rat Pack, George Michael, The Beatles, The Byrds, etc. And I think Uncle Kracker blows.

Movies:

Of the 7 movies I've ever seen.....Office Space, Sideways, The Aristocrats, Romancing the Stone, and Orange County are my favorites. (Don't ask.)

Television:

Letterman. Conan. John Stewart. Sex in the City.

Books:

"You are Worthless" by Scott Dikkers.

Heroes:

Rhonda Britten and Richard Ashcroft. (Okay, okay- AND Kim Kattrall.)

My Blog

Where is MY Gay?

I'll never forget what my good friend Dhaya said to me when I first met her: "Sandy- you have to meet my gays!" "Your gays?" I asked, taken a back. "Yeah- my gay guy friends. They would love you!" She...
Posted by Sandy on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:21:00 PST

The DOUCHEIST Couple Alive.

It's official: Spencer Pratt has NO nutsack. What kind of man allows his woman to not only dress him, but plan so meticulously that their outfits coordinate on a daily basis? A man who has ...
Posted by Sandy on Thu, 22 May 2008 04:05:00 PST

I am in LOVE.

This morning, I woke up with a feeling of such incredible ease that I wondered how my life ever existed before without it. It was as if everything in the world finally made sense. I didn't have to as...
Posted by Sandy on Fri, 09 May 2008 02:33:00 PST

Laughing Yoga: It's No Laughing Matter.

Recently, I endured what was possibly the most painful, soul-shattering experience of my entire life: I took a "laughing yoga" class. I knew this would be the bane of me before I even walked th...
Posted by Sandy on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:43:00 PST

BOWLING: It Aint What it Used to Be.

In case you are unaware, for 6 years of my life; I was a lesbian. Translation: I was in a bowling league. I don't know what, at age 13, inspired me to walk into Mission Lanes in Milpitas and take part...
Posted by Sandy on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:05:00 PST

Is This Really Necessary?

You'd better be glad I'm not a fan of souvenirs. -Sandy...
Posted by Sandy on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:26:00 PST

FINALLY.

26 years later....I finally feel my parents "get me." Merry Christmas, indeed. -Sandy...
Posted by Sandy on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:19:00 PST

I Will Never Knock Milpitas Again.

Okay- I can't really promise that...but this is pretty damn cool. If you'd like to read the article more in depth, click here. Many thanks to Fred Crow for a fantastic interview! Sandy :o)...
Posted by Sandy on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:11:00 PST

Euro Fags

I've noticed, the last few times I've been to the mall, I've been accosted by a swarm of Euro Fags. They'll leap out at you while you're trying to get to your favorite store. "Escuze eh mee, Mees? Can...
Posted by Sandy on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:43:00 PST

Not So Perfect 10

Last week, I comfortably tried on and purchased a brand new pair of pants. They were a size 10. At first, I was excited. It's been a long time since I've seen a "10" anywhere near my ass. But then I r...
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 05:13:00 PST