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Kelly McCarron

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About Me

What's been said by a fellow respected comedian about Kelly: "Kelly has the ability to skewer anyone and anything while no one can think of anythng bad to say about her. She has no need to assert herself. She just simply kicks ass. If I didn't love her so much, I'd be jealous of how much she can get away with on stage and how by allowing people to see her honesty and vulnerability she can comment on whatever she wants. From her I learned to let go."

I'm just pointing out the RIDICULOUSNESS of it ALL!!!

Also...I'm silly. www.kellymccarron.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other funny people.

My Blog

Impossible to be Adult

Why dont you grow up? Weve all heard that line at least a few times before. Eventually, we all do grow up; in our own ways. Youre still a prankster, but you have a 401K. You still watch cartoons,...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:07:00 GMT

Oh Eight

It's that time of year again. That time of year when we look back at the last 12 months and access how this year has treated us. I spent my 2007 New Year's Eve asleep. Not only did I have a 6am shift ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 09:41:00 GMT

Your Voice.

Remember in The Little Mermaid, when Ursula takes Ariel's voice away inexchange for her legs? I imagine that when your ability to speak is taken away, you get a clearer idea of what you really want to...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:53:00 GMT

NYC

I went to New York City to grow as an artist. I spent hundreds of dollars on workshop classes. I had to cover my airfare and hotel as well. The only way I could do that was to cut a deal. I'll cover ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 13:56:00 GMT

I Dont Care What You Think

You can hate me if you want to.I don’t care. Instead of hating me for my small successes, focus your energy on improving yourself. I’ll be your scapegoat if you want me to.I don...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:22:00 GMT

How One Year Changed My Life

A year ago, I had no idea what I was in store for.A year ago, I had no idea I'd change my life.A year ago, I started my new career as a stand up comedian.WHAT?!If someone had told me that this would b...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:08:00 GMT

V-Day

It only seems right that the one day I finally have time to sit down and write out my thoughts would be on Valentines' Day. It's nothing special. I don't get paid double time at work, so it's not a ho...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:19:00 GMT

cabin fever

I'm extremely bored... don't forget... blogs are now being done through www.kellyblake.blogspot.com 1. Do you like cheese?By itself...no.2. Have you ever smoked heroin?No.3. Do you own a gun?Back in t...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:01:00 GMT

Un-Lady Like Set

Unladylike
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:15:00 GMT

my movie


Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:36:00 GMT