Hannah SEANtana

http://realsean.livejournal.comI'm a stand-up comedian. I like peanut butter and watching pro wrestling. I got fat from combining the two. I have unhealthy crushes on Reba McEntire, Lionel Ritchie, Beyonce and the lesbian custodian at my work. If I see you in Ugg Boots, we're done. I walk to Trader Joes because I'm not a good enough driver to navigate their parking lot. If Oil Of Olay made food I'd snort it. I'm not over LA. I'm not over anything, actually--except the phrase "over it".. It's uber-lame. The older I get the more I learn to embrace what I am and ignore what I'm not(Thanks Wynonna Judd's Live Album). I'm ambitious and poor, so I lead a hard-working lifestyle. I'm an accidental gay activist, child advocate, and feminist...but I'm not all up in your face about it, but maybe I should be, you asshole. I'm mostly here to look at half-naked pics and tell you when I have a show.