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About Me

JEN KOBER NUGGETS OF COMEDY SALAD
"Fuck cooking it - let's just eat the dough!"
"Dude, are you whistling Color Me Badd?"
"If mama needs a biscuit - You don't wanna risk it!"
"Is it me, or when you see a group of Amish people do you wanna eat oatmeal?"
"I'm not afraid to flap a bitch!"
"If you're gonna turn off my air conditioner - you better have a donut in your other hand."
"Me I'm good Me."
"I had six skittles today, Heather. Hold my hair."
"There's 3 reasons why I love New Jersey.... "
"Here's the new rule: Don't make something out of food if I can't eat it. That's like making it out of tits and saying I can't lick it."
"I'm like a human invincible Frogger. I jump on turtles, logs... "
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I'm a dream weaver, a joker a smoker and a midnight toker.
I get my lovin' on the run.

My Interests

Cooking
Kissing
Creating
Concocting
Collaborating
and Comedy

I'd like to meet:

Cool moth flickers.
Motivated mad hatters & mona lisas.
The queen of hearts.
Maggie May, Layla, Brandy, Roseanna and Sharona.

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Music:

GAELIC STORM (my new fav)
SICK PUPPIES
PHIL PRITCHETT
WICKED
MAROON 5
Angelique Kidjo
Marc Broussard
Justin and Josh
DMB
Amos Lee
John Mayer
James Taylor
Manilow
Streisand
and Chingy

Movies:

Dream Girls
Rocky
The Babe
She-Devil
Bullets Over Broadway
Charlotte's Web (cartoon)
Little Miss Sunshine
An Inconvenient Truth
Elf
March of the Penguins
Rock Star
Primary Colors
High Fidelity
Private Parts
Something's Gotta Give
What About Bob
Groundhog Day
Almost Famous (1,156 times)
Overboard (3,242 times)
and Grease
(who's still counting?)

Television:

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Top Chef
Project Runway
Law & Order
CSI:MIAMI
and the queen of all comedies
ROSEANNE (the first 4 yrs)

Books:

Love in the Time of Cholera
Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Greatest Salesman in the World
Acting is Everything

Heroes:

Madeline Kahn,Wanda Sykes, Whoopi Goldberg, Gilda Radner, Lily Tomlin, Carol Burnett, Phyllis Diller, Roseanne, Ellen & JELLY (Jen Bascom)
I am also a huge fan of:
Kathy Griffin
Megan Mooney
Lisa Lampanelli
Kyle Grooms
Robin Montague
Kyle Cease
Bill Santiago
Henry Phillips
Stephen Lynch
Flight of the Concords
Hard'nPhirm
Sam Tripoli
Vicki Barbolak
Shawn Pelofsky
Nikki Payne

Of course the list grows every night, as I share the stage with more and more of the tremendously talented folks here in Hollywood. I'm steppin' up my game, yo!

My Blog

VIVA LAS VEGAS!

Yesterday I ventured onto the open road to Las Vegas to attend the NAtional Forensic League National Tournament. It's basically a giant speech tournament for high schoolers that brings the best of th...
Posted by Jen Kober on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:54:00 PST

BOISE Won’t be NOISY

I'm headed to Boise, Idaho for 4 days of shows. Is there anything to do there? Does anyone know? Is there delicious food nearby? What can I fill my days with?Any and all help is greatly appreciated...
Posted by Jen Kober on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:19:00 PST

SOFA KING GREAT!

I just lifted up the couch cushion in my living room because I could feel something vibrating. What a great way to wake up :)Too bad it was just my iPhone.GOOD NEWS! Also under the sofa cushion I fou...
Posted by Jen Kober on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:01:00 PST

HELL to that YIZZEAH

Lord in Heaven it is nice to be home! Well, at one of my homes at least :)Los Angeles is sunny and cool - just like I like it. And I'm here for a whole month.I'm performing at Improv Olympic West on ...
Posted by Jen Kober on Tue, 27 May 2008 02:48:00 PST

TRIUMPHANT DAY!

AHHHH 4/20.A HIGH HOLY DAY for my people - and by my people I mean pot heads.It's also Passover. And my dog Sweetie's 1st Birthday!Finally - an excuse to get a cake :)The tour is really picking up s...
Posted by Jen Kober on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:35:00 PST

STATE OF THINGS

Pennsylvania is growing on me. I had a FANTASTIC time in Williamsport, PA. A super funny great show at Penn College, and afterwards my friend Bridget came to take me to dinner. Franco's Restaurant ...
Posted by Jen Kober on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:49:00 PST

BAKING ON THE BAYOU...

I’m spending Easter weekend at my house in Louisiana with my best bud Casey.In his honor I’m posting this clip that didn’t make it into my comedy special, but is still damn funny! It...
Posted by Jen Kober on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:21:00 PST

FOR THOSE WITH SHORT ATTENTION SPANS...

WHAT I'M WEARING:WHAT I'M READING:WHAT I'M EATING:WHAT'S EATING ME:WHAT'S MAKING ME LAUGH THESE DAYS:They call it a Redneck Mansion!WHAT I'VE BEEN WATCHING:America's Next Top ModelDoes it show?...
Posted by Jen Kober on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:51:00 PST

YOU MADE ME DO IT

I just LOVE that so many of you have been clamoring about reading my next blog.So here it is.I've started my winter tour, and after a dramatic week in Seattle - where I literally pulled the guy who bo...
Posted by Jen Kober on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:49:00 PST

THE LATEST AND MOST GREATEST

YES! We have tickets for you!HERE'S THE UPDATE about the taping on Sunday:Apparently the show has such a great buzz about it - we have been OVERSOLD for the past 3 days with about 200 more folks with...
Posted by Jen Kober on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:53:00 PST