The Shea profile picture

The Shea

Taste the Juice

About Me


~*~ Insert Random Disclaimer ~*~
The Morning Rock is now world wide with Slayter, J. and The Shea - Click*HERE* to listen live.
~*~
They've been good to me, so please don't hold them accountable for anything I may have to say here. They get to censor me on the air, don't let 'em do it here too.
~*~
Now that we're done with that part, let's get back to a little more about ME.
~*~
~*~
I've been called a blasphemer and a horse thief.
~*~
~*~
I'm your not so average tattooed rowdy girl. I can drink my weight in Shiner Bock beer.
~*~
~*~
"I drink to make other people interesting."
-George Jean Nathan-
~*~
I curse like a sailor and spit like a mechanic.
~*~
~*~
I also collect Barbies...
...and MAC makeup.
~*~
I don't like rules...
~*~
"The assumption that I agreed by mere birth to your so called 'social contract' and to your entire body of ancient and useless laws designed primarily to deform my character and limit the possibilities inherent to my essential being is an obscenity and an absurdity, Sir!"
M. Donatien De Sade
~*~
I find many people pointless and I don't appreciate them wasting my air. If reading is a chore for you and all you want to do is look at the pretty pictures, that's fine. I won't judge you, but I won't be talking to you either.
~*~
~*~
For the people who actually DO read, YAY! Because most days I have A LOT to say.
~*~
I'm one of those "dog" people. I have two pit bulls who are large, obnoxious, rowdy, protective, and just damn loveable. We wrastle alot. They don't like stupid people either and will not hesitate to rip your leg off if you cross one of them wrong. I love them a GREAT deal more than 99% of the population of the people on this planet.
~*~
If you don't have time to listen to what I've got to say, then may many a pox of angry monkeys fling their poo on you. Or just fuck off and quit reading. Whatever you fancy.
~*~
If you're into comedy, this is my big brother. You may or may not have heard of him, but either way you can check out his website here: *www.tatersalad.com*
..

My Interests

CLICK THE POSTER TO LEARN MORE:

~*~

~*~

~*~

~*~

Xratedshirts.com's MySpace Page

Them's mah boys...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who enjoy reading enough to get through one of my blogs. People who read are neat.
~*~
Enjoy your evolution...

All you can take with you are the memories.

Music:

It is an eclectic selection not limited to the following: NOFX, Bad Religion,

Clutch, Rancid, The Transplants,

The Distillers, The Dance Hall Crashers, The Donnas,

Ani DiFranco,

Juliette and the Licks, Sublime, Bob Marley,

Janis Joplin, Nina Simone, Billie Holliday, Norah Jones, Jamie Cullum, Johnny Lang,

Johnny Cash, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Harry Connick Jr,
Hank Williams 1, 2, and 3, Willie Nelson and his daughter Paula,

Blues Traveller, Jimi Hendrix, Jack Johnson, White Stripes, Primus, Sex Pistols, Green Day, Cake, Beck, Dave Matthews, Dead Milkmen, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Henry Rollins, the Bosstones, Bjork, the Bloodhound Gang, Flogging Molly, Dee Lite, the Scissor Sisters, Alice in Chains, Chris Cornell, Lagwagon, L7, No Doubt, Jane's Addiction, Jet, Rage Against the Machine, and the list continues....

Movies:

Gone With the Wind (I have the Rhett and Scarlett Barbie set), Wizard of Oz (got Dorothy, and her shoes light up!), all of Marilyn Monroe's,

Quentin Terantino's, Jet Li's, Bettie Page's, both Blues Brothers, Fight Club, Snatch, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, I like some old westerns sometimes (although not often), 200 Cigarettes,

SECRETARY, Very Bad Things, Saving Silverman, SE7EN, 12 Monkeys, anything Adam Sandler, Jack Black or Ben Stiller, What Dreams May Come, Dead Poet's Society, Road Trip, Super Troopers, Office Space, Fear & Loathing, the Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko, American History X, Boondock Saints, and I also appreciated the Da Vinci Code.

Books:



I adore Caprice Crane.
~*~

I also appreciate Tucker Max. I don't give a shit if he's an asshole, he's a damn good writer.
~*~
...but

Nobody can fuck with Hunter.

Heroes:

My Mother, my art teacher, Ani Difranco, Bettie Page, Marilyn Monroe,

and a countless number of other women who have made this world a better place for me to live.
There's also Lucille Ball

and Carol Burnett.

My Blog

Take a Spin

I've often been considered cold and calloused in certain circles, and been assured many times that negative karma awaits me. Statements like these are mostly made by men with whom I've shared some sor...
Posted by The Shea on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:13:00 PST

The night the lights went out in the White House

             Vinny, my sidekick at the radio station and pretty much my best friend, planned on coming over last Sunday so that we could listen t...
Posted by The Shea on Sat, 31 May 2008 11:29:00 PST

Happy Birthday to My Little Girl

My daughter, Abbegale, turns 12 years old today. Most people don't know I have a daughter because it's something I normally keep to myself - unless I'm talking to someone relatively close to...
Posted by The Shea on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:34:00 PST

Fun with Jess. (Cameo appearances by Pati Vitale and Geri Mars.)

I have a friend whose name is Jess. He lives in Maine. Jess not only amuses me, but also a great number of people whom I hold in rather high regard. Jess thinks he isn't funny because h...
Posted by The Shea on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:03:00 PST

So Im bleepin 30

It's been a long and winding road, my friends....but against all odds, I finally made it to my 30th Birthday.   Come the weekend approaching my anniversary of birth, I wasn't quite sure how I wo...
Posted by The Shea on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 02:08:00 PST

What is the Beer Diet?

A good beer has between 100 and 200 calories, is mostly made of water, and the part that isn't water is almost pure carbohydrates.   The average diet recommends a daily caloric intake of 1,200 c...
Posted by The Shea on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:56:00 PST

A Letter to my Vagina (or Ode, if you will)

I suppose I should sing your praise, but as of late you've been nothin' but trouble - as of late meaning the past couple decades. But then I ask myself, "What would I do without you?" I'd probabl...
Posted by The Shea on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:33:00 PST

Luck o' the Irish Car Bombs

It was my second affair in as many months where I found myself at the downtown bus station bidding my farewells. The last asshole I shipped off took me over a month to figure out (one may refer t...
Posted by The Shea on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:51:00 PST

The Taming of The Jew

 My friend, JenX, called me not too long ago to ask what had been going on lately. She said, "I know when shit's gone bad because A) you get uncharacteristically quiet, and B) you give the boys n...
Posted by The Shea on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:09:00 PST

The Austin Chronicles - Part 2

[Those of you new comers who don't know where this started, need to back up in my blog section to The '06 Texas Tour...that'll get you caught up.]   Wednesday:   Nancy came to wake me up aro...
Posted by The Shea on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:43:00 PST