*ahem*All right, all right, all right!!!
Glad to see you were able to make it tonight!!
Lets get down to business shall we?
I am from the Los Angeles area and am now living in New England, Maine specifically. I am looking to meet cool, unpredictable, borderline batshit crazy types and get as many of you to my shows as possible!! I thrive on insane energy and am pretty sure I am going to kill myself on stage some night. FULL CONTACT PHYSICAL COMEDY is my mantra.... I give ONE HUNDRED FREAKIN' PERCENT of myself every night on stage and then look to whoop it up after!! ARE YOU IN?!
I host the open mic comedy at Slainte every Thursday. We start about 8-ish and it goes till about 10-ish... If you are a comic and are interested in being a part of it, just come on down! I run the show like an A.A. meeting. I basically just talk until someone else has a burning desire and wants to go next. No list, no order... sometimes I just point at people and ask "you ready?"...
Slainte is at 24 Preble Street. Near Monument Square in Portland...
If you are just wanting to come to a great comedy show...
Fan-fucking-tastic!!!
Have I got a room for you!
Slainte is a great place to see a show. You seriously, never know what might happen.
I humped a couch once, fer instance.
A man performed in a diaper.
And Morpheus HIMSELF proclaimed "THAT SHIT AINT FUNNY!!"
so you see, there really is alot going on down there...
you should check it out for your own self...
and if you do come out to a show, stop by and say hi,
who knows, someday we may become lifelong friends that reminisce together years from now about how we met on my space
and how I puked on your shoes....most of my friends already have that story, that's why I need you folks.
take a moment, if you will, and tell me where you are by signing my little map...
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