All The Highs And Lows That Life On Earth Has To Offer,
Everything Else Is Just In Between...........
I'd like to meet:
People that are ready to LAUGH and Booking Agents that are ready to pay,,, !! All of the Strippers in the World !!.............Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Jonnie Walker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Bon Scott, Cleopatra,,,,,, My Father,,,,,,,,,, "If you are floundering in the quagmire of shit that life offers, I can throw you a rope of laughter..........
If you are at the bottom of the shit hill, I have a raincoat for you.............
When someone starts talking tough, I have the comeback for every attack."
Music:
Devil Music, Hippy Music, Blues, Techno, Eastern Indian Sufi, Trance, Kareoki, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, The Doors, Slayer, Led Zeppelin.
Movies:
Planes Trains and Automobiles, The Three Stooges, Fletch, The Jerk, Old School, Tommy Boy, CaddyShack, 40 year old Virgin, Cheech And Chong, National Lampoons, Finding Nemo, --------- Mad Max, Escape From New York, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, Goodfellas, History Of Violence, American History X, Romeo is Bleeding, Barfly, A Clockwork Orange----------- The Doors Live at the Hollywood Bowl, Twilight Zone, Altered States,
Television:
The Discovery Channel And The History Channel,
All Nudity Channels, World Wide News Broadcasts, And Of Course The TEDRIOT SHOW on CRAZY MARK TV
Books:
THE DIVINE COMEDY by Dante!
Cereal Boxes, Ingredient Labels, Glossary of Geology, Chilton auto repair manuals,
and other writings BY:
Jim Morrison, all Beat Poets, Robert Bly, Hunter S Thompson, Juvenal, Shakespeare, Anais Nin, Larry Flint, Edgar Allen Poe, Ambrose Bierce, Cornel West, Ansel Adams..........NOT...........NOT..........NOT Warning Labels, Speed Limit Signs, Driving Manuals, Legal Documents, Restraining Orders, Court Summons, E-Mail,
Heroes:
All Of My Fans Who Laugh With Me........Father;
Decorated Vietnam Vet Who Was Executed In Detroit, Unsolved Murder.......Mother;
Rescued Me From The Clutches Of The Devil And Keeps Me In Sight Even Now........Grandmother; Took Care Of Me When My Mother Worked Or Schooled, Nefarious Death @ Home.......Godfather; Taught Me To Win A Fight Without Fighting, Slow Suicide .......Good Uncle;
The Best Person In The World, Who Was Beat to Death In Detroit, Unsloved Murder........Bad Uncle; Taught Me How To Shoot Heroin In Gradeschool, The Best - Worst Example..........
