This is how I close every show. It’s on the inside cover of my cd as well. I wrote it on the one year anniversary of September 11th. If you can remember this toast at any bar in America, people listening will flex the walls with cheer when you’re through. Keep in mind that this is what America means to me so take it with a grain of salt. You won’t find this on a Hallmark if you know what I mean.
Here’s to kick’n ass with John Wayne Johnny Cash, and Mr. T. * Bo, Luke, Daisy Duke, and the General Lee * Pamela Lee, Mtv, the land of the free * Here’s to titty bars and porno stars * Fast cars and faster women * Here’s to the home of the brave cause that’s where we’re living * And I tip my hat to all of our soldiers for all that they have given * Respect, reflect, and remember * And that sure as hell goes for the 11th of September * Here’s to Pabst Blue Ribbon, the red white and blue * God bless America and god bless you
~Thrillbilly~
Beyond that: Rodeo, Wake & Skate boarding, drums, guitar, drawing, writing, and kissing. I like kissing a lot!
I'd like to meet:
Everyone in the audiance after my show. No joke! I love talking with people when I'm off stage. We drink, talk shit, pass it around. It's a great time. Probably one of the top five reasons I do comedy.
Music:
AC/DC Johnny CashU2Rev. Horton HeatPrinceBlondieKid RockEnigmaJoan JettPanteraDresden DollsPeachesPop Will Eat ItselfNINLords of AcidThe Newlydeads
Movies:
Reservoir Dogs~Natural Born Killers~The Breakfast Club~The Outsiders~Match Stick Men~Dutch~Trains Planes & Automobiles~Amazon Women on the Moon~Blue Velvet~Pulp Fiction~Walk the Line~The Exorsist~Clerks~Punch Drunk Love~& Porno.
Television:
Rescue Me~Reno 911~(Hell yeah)~Family Guy~Adult Swim~My Name is Earl~Rollergirls~Random Oneand PBR!
Books:
The Navy Seal Health & Fitness Training Manual.
Heroes:
The U.S.military~my father~and my son.
