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Byron Sadik AKA بايرن من الجزيرة

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About Me

My name's Byron Sadik. I've been doing stand-up comedy for almost 2 years. My comedy is witty, sometimes high energy, sometimes low energy, vulgar, perverted, and somehow eloquent, all at the same time. Only a short time ago did I make the jump into "working comic". I've been emceeing clubs in Michigan and Florida, and I recently had the honor of opening for Doug Stanhope at the Crowbar in Ybor City. I also recently starred in an indie movie called "Teen Zombies in Love", where I humiliate myself and betray my culture by playing a white southern Evangelical redneck Christian douchebag. It was a painful process, and I'll be damned if I ever watch it, but you may find it funny.I'm also writing a few screenplays. I'm close to finishing my first one, which I can promise you will kick ass. I used to live in Florida, but now I'm in Arizona until I feel like it.My interests, other than stand-up, are listening to TOOL and watching the UFC.

My Interests

Being onstage, getting paid to be onstage, strippers, cocaine, and comedy

I'd like to meet:

People with open minds and senses of humor. And Lemmy from Motorhead. He rules.

Music:

TOOL, Rammstein, Motörhead, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Marilyn Manson, Primus, Matisyahu, Alice in Chains, Tenacious D, basically anything that doesn't suck

Movies:

Battle Royale, Anchorman, Goodfellas, Spinal Tap, Airheads

Television:

The Ultimate Fighter, South Park, the Colbert Report, Sopranos, Entourage

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness, A Thousand Barrels a Second, The Power of Myth, the Lucifer Principle, Lemmy: White Line Fever, Marilyn Manson: Long Hard Road Out of Hell

Heroes:

People who say "FUCK YOU!" to the rules and follow their dreams.

My Blog

There's no more passion in life.

There's no more passion in life. Regular life is fucking boring. If you're a passionate person like me, the modern age just blows. There's no thirst for adventure, no excitement, no sense of urgency i...
Posted by Byron Sadik AKA ('J1F EF 'D,2J1) on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:36:00 PST

Comic stories

For those of my MySpace friends that aren't comics, it's a tradition in the world of stand-up that you have some crazy ass stories to tell about your comedy adventures. Something gross, funny, ironic,...
Posted by Byron Sadik AKA ('J1F EF 'D,2J1) on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:02:00 PST