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Satan

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About Me

Don't get excited or anything. I'm only doing this because I can no longer resist the natural flow of the universe. I never wanted to come here. Now, I know what you're thinking: I could easily have just turned off my computer and never joined up in the first place, but the truth is I'm a weak minded individual, susceptible to peer pressure and the like. So here you go. I'm finally here.
Oh, and I'm really not interested in being another number. I won't add you just cause you requested it. Message me first. I think your music is shit and I don't want to cyber or meet up and have all the sex. I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who will just add you no matter who you are, so go and bother them. But you won't listen to me, will you? No, no. You're not even reading this. I HATE YOU. Ah, I feel better.
In addition, I feel it only fair to warn you that I'm goth. So super goth. You should run and hide. I like, bleed black blood and think that I'm a vampire, and also I live in a dungeon and sleep in a coffin. Aren't you scared yet? You should be. I'm spooky.

My Interests

Composing ~ I write my own music on the piano. I learned the basics of piano when I was very young and can play by ear. I love to make music in any form. Trouble is, the only instrument I seem to be adept at is the piano... and the recorder, but that doesn't count.Singing ~ I went to theatre school, people. I can't help it. I love going out to sing at karaoke. Request a song. Maybe I'll sing it and dedicate it to you at my next karaoke night... even though you won't be there.Drawing ~ I've been drawing since the tender age of six, but was never really good until about a year or two ago. When I was twelve, Sailor Moon was released and broadcasted on Canadian television. At that point, I decided I was going to draw like that. Around the same time, my art teacher told me I had no talent and that I should just give up. Being the spiteful bitch I am, I worked to perfect my talent so that one day, I can go back to her and spit paint in her face.Acting ~ Acting is just a form of lying, and I'm a magnificent liar. I'm currently working in two film projects in which I play parts. We'll see how they go.Writing ~ I'm an awful damn writer, but oh how I love to do it. I don't really write for anyone else to read, just mainly for myself. I am quite the daydreamer, so I tend to take real life situations and make them ridiculously fantastical.Gaming ~ That's right, I'm a nerd. A huge nerd. RPGs are cooler than you, so don't question. Final Fantasy for life, bitches.

I'd like to meet:

I don't really want to meet any of you. I like to look at pretty people, but meeting you? No. I don't like you. You should really just shut up and look pretty. If you *must* speak, you should only do so to compliment me. Yes, yes. I know. You're shaking your head in disgust. Well, I don't care. Look the fact is that I'm a perfectly charming individual, even if I'm a little egotistical. I'm intelligent, funny, and attractive. That's a triple threat, bitches. So shut up and add me if you're pretty, so that I may ogle you.
Actually, if your name is David Bowie, I would like to meet you.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

David Bowie, Nine Inch Nails, Delerium, :Wumpscut:, Orgy, KoRn, MGB, The Tea Party, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Loreena McKennitt, Enya, Depeche Mode, Rammstein, Pearl Jam, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, Nobuo Uematsu, Prodigy, Incubus, U2, The Police, The Cure, Econoline Crush, New Order, Amon Tobin, The Postal Service, Aphex Twin, Dresden Dolls, Kraftwerk

Movies:

Before looking through my movie tastes, please understand that I am super goth, nerdly beyond repair, and still a child at heart (albeit a black, black heart).§ Labyrinth § The Dark Crystal § Mirrormask § The Crow § The Boondock Saints § Interview with the Vampire § Nightmare before Christmas § FFVII: Advent Children § Buffy the Vampire Slayer § Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original) § Zoolander § Dogma

Television:

Well, I'm not an avid tv watcher, but when I do happen to flop down in front of it, I'm inclined to watch:§ Law & Order: SVU § Clone High § Futurama § The Simpsons § Mythbusters § Project Runway § Project Catwalk § Star Trek: Deep Space 9 § Star Trek: The Next Generation

Books:

My problem is that most of the authors I like have many, many books that have been published. I'm still trying to get through them all.§ Terry Pratchett § Neil Gaiman § Douglas Adams § Margaret Attwood § Timothy Findley § Timothy Leary § Anne Rice § JK Rowling

Heroes:

No, thanks. There are people in the world that I respect and admire, but no, I wouldn't say I have a "hero".

My Blog

omg just randomness

but im writing a story and i dont know where im going with it but i know where its headed and im scared because it may be good but too good does that make any sense to you the story seems to write its...
Posted by Satan on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 06:39:00 PST

Family... (facebook)

What is family? What's it supposed to be?I don't fucking get it.Not many know I have an older sister. Much older. She's over (or nearly) forty, has four kids and a husband. I see less and less of her ...
Posted by Satan on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:09:00 PST

A bad man made me do this...

My name:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me...
Posted by Satan on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

Eh. Might as well....

1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favourite Colour:HERE COMES THE FUN1. Are we friends?2. Do you have a crush on me?3. Would you kiss me?4. ...with tongue?5. Would you enjoy it?6. Would you ever ask me out?7. Wo...
Posted by Satan on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:11:00 PST

The Celebrity Look-Alike Challenge!!

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Posted by Satan on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:27:00 PST

MEAT PIES AND FRENCH FRIES!!

Okay.  Here I am.  I'm posting another blog.  Man, I was using that age old mentality that if you do something just badly enough, no one will ask you to do it again.  But, no. ...
Posted by Satan on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGG!!!

I HATE BLOGS!!! (I fully wrote a good five or six paragraphs of bloggedness, accidentally clicked the preview button, clicked the back button to amend this error, then came back to my blog page to fin...
Posted by Satan on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:12:00 PST