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Steve Sabo
The Caffeinated Voice of Reason
"You know how it is when you're driving to work and you've had 15 cups of coffee and all those little thoughts running around in your mind start driving you nuts? That's me."
-Steve Sabo, as quoted in the Glenwood Springs Post Independent
No props. No guitar. No magic tricks. No juggling balls. No Ventriloquism. No funny voices OR silly songs...
Just a man and a microphone -- with ATTITUDE to spare!
STEVE has been described as a dark light at the end of an even darker tunnel and a mental workout by both fans and critics alike. He is one of a new breed of comics that take no prisoners. His honest and aggressive form of monology always leaves the audience salivating for more...
Agree or disagree...you will ALWAYS remember STEVE SABO!
A veteran of the club circuit for over 10 years, STEVE has woven an intricate web of humor that has garnered him thousands of fans from coast-to-coast. His razor-sharp wit will grab you by the throat and wont let go until you are blue-in-the-face with laughter -- and gasping for more!
STEVE IS the caffeinated voice of reason in a world devoid of reasons to laugh. He tackles the difficult subjects with agility and aplomb without walking the delicate line of race, religion or politics. He speaks from the gut (and his heart) with an honesty rarely seen in this modern world.
Youve NEVER laughed as hard as you will at a STEVE SABO show.
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Here is a short clip from my recent appearance at my home club, Connxtions Comedy Club in Toledo, Ohio! If you are into the UFC as much as I am, OR you are a misogynist, you should definitely get a kick out of this clip!!!
UFC submission skills...

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No shocking news here...
You Are 90% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Your Passion is Brown
You are both a sensitive and sensual lover.
Warm and deep, you are tuned into the needs of your lover.
Verbal foreplay is crucial to you. Words can make or break your mood.
For you, sex is a 24 hour a day thing - you can't separate it from love. What Color Is Your Passion?

My Interests

Ultimate World Domination, Arguing, stand up comedy, reading, writing, thrill sports, drinking, making poor decisions!

Want a stand up comic and a licensed basket case

to tell you how to live your life? My sister and I

have a website:

click here

Listen to the Sibling Rivalry podcast, now available at

the link above!!!! EIGHT EPISODES are now available for

your listening pleasure and critical disdain!

Question of the Month: September

Dear Sibs: I am 14 and I am pregnant. It was all by mistake-- I went to a party and I was on drugs and I was so confused, I don't know what happened. My parents don't know yet and I can't tell them. I'm so scared.

GAIL: I'm glad you're scared-- that means you understand the seriousness of this situation. Regardless of how it happened, it happened and that is where your focus needs to be right now. You need to tell your parents NOW. It is scary, but you;re going to need their support. As a family you need to make a decision as to how to handle this situation. You are not of an age where you can care for a baby on your own. This is a very personal decision for you and your family. YOu need to be prepared to express your opinions and listen to your parents' advice. Some lessons in life are harder than others, and this is one of the hardest ones you could ever face.

STEVE: Are you sure you are pregnant? I mean, did you take the test and everything? Or did you miss a period and suddenly freak out? Obviously, your decision making skills are not on par to where they should be. 14 is too young for sex, for drugs and for any party that does not involve Pokemon. Now guess what? It's time to grow up. Yes, tell your parents about the pregnancy AND about the drugs. If you are keeping the child, you owe it to the child to kick the habit so you don't ruin IT'S life before it is even born. If you decide NOT to keep the child, you owe it to yourself and your future to stop doing drugs. You already learned first hand how easily it can lead to trouble. Good luck.

I'd like to meet:

Fans, friends, serial killers and world leaders! Oh, and Big Foot. Is he on My Space?

Which Family Guy character are you?
Quagmire
You love to have company with the ladies. You also would never let a large, powerful boyfriend get in your way.

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Ok, so I broke down and got simpsonized...c'mon, all the cool kids are doing it! I don't know though... I am thinking how frighteningly realistic it is... check out the size of that forehead!

Music:

80s hair bands rule, baby! NIN, Saliva, Three Doors Down, Matchbox 20, Stabbing Westward, Staind, Eminem
You have a sexual IQ of 144

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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Movies:

My favorite movie is John Cusack's "Better Off Dead". I have so many favorites, though-- Casablanca, A Fish Called Wanda, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Old School, Office Space, Evil Dead, the list goes on and on!

Television:

They just don't make good shows like BJ and The Bear anymore, so I have to settle for Survivor, 24, Rescue Me, Family Guy, South Park, My Name is Earl, CSI and CSI:Miami... oh yeah, and Nip/Tuck and The Ultimate Fighter.

I love Tivo!!! Here's a sampling as to why:
TiVo, you know me so well...

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Books:

I have been reading alot of Chuck Klosterman lately. Grisham is good too. And Tucker Max... check out his site and read ANYTHING he puts out. Trust me.

Heroes:

I like The Hulk, because he gets angry. You wouldn't like him, when he's angry! Batman was cool too, because he was a rich guy with a god complex who couldn't let go of the past. Oh yeah, and Bernard Getz. What hero are you?!?

Your results:

You are

Spider-Man

Spider-Man 90% Batman 80% Hulk 80% Superman 70% Iron Man 70% Supergirl 50% Wonder Woman 50% The Flash 50% Green Lantern 50% Robin 40% Catwoman 40% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Blog

Yes, I lost weight!

I recently lost over 30 lbs. Everywhere I go, anyone who hadn't seen me in the last couple months, would stop me and ask me how I did it. Well, I am here to tell you. It was easy. There is no major b...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:06:00 PST

Elite?!?

I think they need to take the "Elite" out of the EliteXC title; and I think they need to take the X out as well, since it stands for "extreme" (yup the word begins with an "e". actually) and it was an...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:54:00 PST

I just bought you as my pet!

Normally, I don't comment on stuff like this, but it has happened so much lately that I figure I should write something about it. At this point in time, I have been "purchased as a pet" on Myspace abo...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:57:00 PST

LCS

Ok. I am addicted to bad tv. Not the worst, like Desperate Housewives or Nanny 911 or Farmer Wants a Wife or that bullshit, but reality shows like Rock of Love, Scott Baio is 45 and Single, and ...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:53:00 PST

How to tell if a girl’s myspace page is fake

1.) Her only friend is Tom 2.) She only posted one picture. Come on! A chick with one pic? Women LOVE cameras, and pics of themselves. 3.) She wants to link you to "another site, tha...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:45:00 PST

online dating

So I have been perusing online personal ads lately (don't judge) just to see what is out there. Not even neccesarily to see the women, per se, but what kind of crap they are writing, what they are sa...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:52:00 PST

I guess not everyone thinks women are equal

So I was checking out my aol news today, and I came over this article, which I thought was shocking. To view it all, click here: Click here: Woman 'Bests' Men at L.A. Marathon - AOL Sports &nbs...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:14:00 PST

fat chicks and vegans

Ok, a couple things have made the news lately and I have to get them off my chest. Jennifer Love Hewitt's beach pics are one of them, so we'll start there. I am not going to post the pics,...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:04:00 PST

Couture’s Retirement...

To anyone who doesn't know, Randy Couture, who is pretty much the superhero of mma (mixed martial arts) retired from the UFC over a money issue, etc. ..http://ufcmania.com/wp-content/uploads/20...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:31:00 PST

Babbling Baby Part 2

My little blog has apparently caused a bit of controversy, so I figured I should readdress it. Some of you made very good points, and I commend you. You are, once again, using the voice of...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:47:00 PST