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Auggie Smith

I was just fucking around,and then the bunny got serious

About Me

Auggie Smith

My Interests

Movies:

My two favorite movies are The Great Escape and The Shawshank Redemption, both are set in prison and neither has a female lead role, I have no idea what that says about me. I also enjoy movies that have Nick Cage questioning his existence.

Television:

Currently:Rescue Me,The Shield,The Office,My name is Earl and,just hear me out here,Veronica Mars,ya thats right Veronica Freakin' Mars,it dosn't make me less of a man. All-Time:The Simpsons,Dick Van Dyke and LA Law

Books:

I would like to tell tell you that I spend all my free time filling my head with Hemmingway or Virginia Woolf or Hunter S Thompson or some other great drunk that committed suicide,but the sad fact is I don't.In fact I believe books are to entertainment what chopsticks are to eating,a slow,outdated,pretentious hindrance.Books are for homework and throwing at criminals.Hitler wrote a book, you want to be like Hitler?All that being said,David Sedaris is hysterical,you should download him on to your iPod.Vanity Fair and The New Yorker are great for airplanes.

Heroes:

I'm trying to figure out the difference between a hero and an influence.I guess an influence has qualitys you admire and try to emulate whereas a hero has qualitys you admire but could never duplicate.Therefore,my heroes are cheerful homeless people,plucky crack-whores and prison sex-slaves with a positive outlook on life.All heroes for their ability to keep reaching for that rainbow even when the chips are down.

My Blog

Is it offensive?

Is it offensive? A Supreme Court Justice once said "I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it, mostly because when I see it, I'm in a theater called the Pink Pussy and there is a man s...
Posted by Auggie Smith on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:57:00 PST

Get on my mailing list

    If you would like to know when I'm doing a show in your area send me an e-mail at [email protected] tell me what state you live in and I will put you on my mailing list.If you ...
Posted by Auggie Smith on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:28:00 PST

New Top Friends

    The Band of Bachelors tour dates have been posted.Myself and 4 of the best stand-ups working today(see top friends) will be bringing the funny to America Sept 6-Nov 11(see upcoming ...
Posted by Auggie Smith on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:33:00 PST

My Headline

      I was on stage at a bar called Dantes in Portland Oregon, It was the end of the weekly open-mic and about 6 of my fellow comics and I where on stage performing drunken impro...
Posted by Auggie Smith on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:16:00 PST

Top Friends Theme

    Picking my top friends has been the most difficult task of my My Space experience.Lets face it,Aug has a lot of love and I give it out freely.So each month I will will have a new th...
Posted by Auggie Smith on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:25:00 PST