Happy Birthday, Mr. Lincoln. |
Two hundred years ago Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin in Kentucky. In 2005 I made a pilgrimage to this site, now a national park. There is a log cabin that many claim to be his father's (altho...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 07:28:00 GMT |
I want to start a new conspiracy theory.... |
...that says that Sarah Palin actually portrayed herself in the recently released pornographic film "Who's Nailin' Palin?". How great would that have been? That having somehow slipped thro...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:46:00 GMT |
Frank TV |
For anyone who has ever said, 'Man, I really dig MacRae's impressions, but his lack of a wig, make-up, prosthetics, and wardrobe is really harshing my mellow', I have some great news... I have joined...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:27:00 GMT |
Best joke ever |
Q: What kind of music is made by four 9-months-pregnant Italian women singing a capella on a street corner?A: Due wopMagisterial, eh? I heard it from God.
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:15:00 GMT |
Unpopular Saturday Morning Cartoons of the Past |
The Bugs Bunny Obedience and Dignity Hour
The Adventures of Batman and Robin and Grover Cleveland
The Slurples
Upstairs, Downstairs (Animated)
Occasionally Scooby, But Mainly Scrappy Doo
S. Epa...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:41:00 GMT |
Your MySpace Sycophant Ratio |
Its fun and easy to calculate!
Here's what you do:
1) Go to your top friends. Whether you have 8, 12, or whatever, find out how many of them have YOU as one of THEIR top friends. Say 5 out ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:13:00 GMT |
An Open Letter to Doug Stanhope |
Dear Doug Stanhope:
Hello. I hope this letter finds you well; whether you are relaxing in Brisbee or slogging it out on the road, my best to you in all your endeavors. I have always been a big fan, an...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 23:57:00 GMT |
Help me out! |
My girlfriend and I have different tastes in movies. This is good, because I like dorky guy stuff and she likes crappy girl stuff, and that is how it should be. If she liked the shit I do she probably...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:59:00 GMT |
An Open Letter To Southern Rock |
Dear Southern Rock,
One drummer per band is enough. Always. I know what you're thinking, but just don't, ok?
Sincerely,
Mike
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 14:49:00 GMT |
An Open Letter to the Cat I Ran Over on Friday |
Dear Cat,
I rather suspect you are dead now, so this missive may come as little consolation. But I would truly like to apologize for the incident two days ago that occured on Highway 46 between Nashvi...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 16:41:00 GMT |
