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floydj

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About Me

I am a professional stand up comedian living in Grand Rapids, MI. I am originally from Chicago. What makes this jenius funny is going through more than my fair share of adversity. Not only was I one of five children in a poor household with no daddy around, but i was diagnosed with a rare kidney disease in 1986. I had to wait for a donor. That's right. For me to live...someone had to die. I waited two years on the transplant list....my doctor told me I'd wait three, but I got tired of waiting. I took a job answering phones at the suicide hotline trying to convince people to not jump off a bridge..., but to go home and kill themselves in a tub filled with ice. LO mutherfucking L!!! It's my transplant! My joke! I apologize for NUTHIN'. I can joke about anything now. I'M ALIVE!!! Now I continue my career as a comedian travelling all around the WORLD. That's right. My travels took me to Afghanistan recently, where I performed for the troops. Trust me...When you can bring laughter to people who are seeing death everyday...YOU KNOW YOU'RE FUNNY, and I can't wait to make all of YOU laugh your asses off!!! To see me live send me a message or stay tuned.
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My Interests

Singing, Shooting pool, Dancing...

I'd like to meet:

People who care for other people.

Music:

Al Green,Marvin Gay,James Brown,Jill Scott,Jazz,Blues ect;

Movies:

Glory, Top Gun, Crash, Ray, Rosewood, Betrayed, Big fish, Gag Facter 3, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Tombstone, Platoon, Rent

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Deadwood, Law and Order, CSI

Books:

Strange Fruit,Soul On Ice,Invisible Man,American Scream,Ishmael.

Heroes:

My mom.