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Harrold Gomez

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About Me

I am truly blessed to make a living as a stand-up comedian. I love Marvel comics from the 70's, I love the memories of my 5 Uncles (My dads side), who did everything illegal, and to the dismay of my mother, showed me how not to get caught ("do it on your own nigga, that way nobodys left to snitch"), I love R&B from the 70's, and I loved being a little knucklehead runnin the streets without worrying about a white van pullin up to me in the 70's. Shit was simple back then. I spent part of my childhood in the streets of New Haven, but my favorite part of growing up was in the streets of Brooklyn (Do-or-Die-Bedsty). Me and my cousins whoopin on you Italians in hoops(we put on a dunking display) in Bensonhurst, then running for our lives after we slam dunked the final point. Hanging on the porch in Brownsville with my fam, we had no money, but we had love for each other that trancends any friendship to this day. Never considered ourselves cousins, just brothers, and sisters. At least until the family reunion that we've held in the Pocanos for the last 15 yrs on Labor day came around. This is where we argue, get twisted, have prayer, fight, have more prayer, figure out who owes who money, then discuss how were gonna get together next year, and do it all over again. You know, Family.It seems the more advanced the human race becomes, the worst off we are. Everybody wants more. It seems everybody wants to be famous, or rich, or both. Does anybody just want to live, and laugh? We were made for fellowship, and I am happy to be a performer who has the God given talent to bring people together, if just for a moment. I'm a black guy, with a Hispanic name, who was raised in Conneticut!?!? What haven't I heard? Spread Love. MySpace Layouts - myspace layouts
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My Interests

Anything that's funny. Basketball (on the court, and on TV), football (just on TV). Writing,

I'd like to meet:

Chuck D (to ask why'd y'all kick Griff out the group), Spearhead (because I remember THE BEATNIGS, SON!!!!!), Ray Carruth ( to say, a kid don't look to bad now, does it.), Jesus (so many questions), Ali ( MySpace Layouts - Get This Layout the Ali from the 60's).

Music:

ALL.

Movies:

Cooley High, Elf, Anchorman, The Spongebob movie.

Television:

ESPN, CNN. Arrested Development

Books:

The Purpose Driven, Life

Heroes:

Raphael Smith

My Blog

Posting all my gigs

Ok here's the dealy. I'm too lazy to sit here filling out categories of where I'm going to be for the next 3 months.  I know a lot of  comics like people to see they're busy, and their sched...
Posted by Harrold Gomez on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:51:00 PST

Australian Open Finals

I am sitting here watching Spongebob with my girls when my daughter changes the channel to the Australian Open. I'm not a tennis fan, but I've been following the Williams sisters since their proffesio...
Posted by Harrold Gomez on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:43:00 PST

I love this machine called media (Eddie Johnson)

On August 10th it was reported that former basketball player Eddie Johnson was arrested for sexually assaulting an 8 year old girl.  Now being a basketball fan, I thought the same thought that ev...
Posted by Harrold Gomez on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:04:00 PST

It is what it is...... blogging

K, here it is. For all the people who have been getting on my case about posting my gigs. NO, NO, Hell to the mothaf#@&ing NO!!!!  I don't like people knowing my every move. Sorry, but I'm ju...
Posted by Harrold Gomez on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:45:00 PST

The Dave Chappelle Block Party as reviewed by The Seattle Times

Patrick McDonald doesn't care about black people!!!!   Sunday night I opened the Dave Chappelle  block party tour. Well today I read the most biased review of any show I've ever been to.&n...
Posted by Harrold Gomez on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:17:00 PST

Is that Bin Laden's Niece?!?!?!!

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!  You have got to be kidding me!!!!!! Bin Ladens niece has a spread in GQ magazine?!?!!  HAHAHAHHA!!!!! I love America, because I can be a hypocrite too sometimes, so it ma...
Posted by Harrold Gomez on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 11:38:00 PST

Black Promoters

Okay, I had posted a blog like this before, but I took it down because I thought it was too harsh. Well guess what? That's right, here we go again. Look, if I show up to the gig, and the audience does...
Posted by Harrold Gomez on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:23:00 PST

Hey, look who's on my friends list..... WHAT!?!?!!?

Are you serious!?!  If  I don't reply to your blogs I'm so fake, etc., etc., etc.. I don't even reply to my emails!!!!!!  You know why? I DON'T CARE!!!!  "I know who's r...
Posted by Harrold Gomez on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 02:32:00 PST

Saftety caps

Why do they put those stupid safety tabs on liquid condiments like ketchup, honey, syrup, etc...... They're supposed to be easy to remove, but the little plastic flip rips EVERYTIME!!!!!! Just put the...
Posted by Harrold Gomez on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 10:21:00 PST