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Lukas Seely

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About Me

How would you describe Lukas?..- I randomly do random things - I love Chicken Mcnuggets - I tell funny stories with my fingers as props - I grew up in Montana - I hate people who say they are gonna do things and don't, IE: text back - People who flake out makes me wanna punch them in the face - Im Wild on and off stage - A lover and a fighter and I'll knock a sucka out - I laugh at myself alot - I do things just to get reactions from people even if it's by myself - I hate people who think the world is wrong - I love corparations - I like talking to random people - Messin with people gives me joy - I love my family - I analyze everything - I keep it gangster - I like humping faces every other thursday - I like dancing by myself with jazz hands and spririt fingers - I do like to cuddle iwht my gangster college alma mater hoody - I like things that smell good - I love to cook and eat - People who make me laugh...make me smile - My favorite position is doggy-style - I like telling people things that make no sense - I like taking showers before I perform - I'm a great kisser (voted by the women of Ethiopia) - fat chicks give the best head (according to the women of Nigeria) - PDA makes me wanna punch a mother effer - Making people laugh is my medicine - and i don't feel like putting anythingmore in hereI love Christmas, I listen to Christmas music and get ready for christmas in the month of October. When I drink my eyes get wider. Simon is roommate and BFF, Larry makes me pee and fried chicken wings make so happy, or just anything chicken..i love chicken, especially chicken mcnuggets.
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My Interests

I like to watch movies at the theater or at home but mostly at home because I have a kick ass surround sound system, oh yes duders! I like walking around downtown or at the beach. Working out shopping,dancing,snowboarding, laughing and more laughing. I enjoy Jazz music and a nice cocktail, or looking at Art. At the same time I like to just sit and relax and think about happy things like monkeys cooking me stir fry shrimp or perhaps thoughts like my future wife and how he, I mean she, will make me laugh!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet, Lil Wayne, the inventor of Hot Pockets, Ramen, easy mac, Banquet Dinners Meals, Marlboro, Jager, Red Bull, Heifeweizen beer, and Bernie Mac, Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Eddie Griffith, Sally Jesse Rafeal,

Music:

I like lots of music, it really depends on my mood...for instance:If I'm cooking then I listen to jazz, if i'm working out I listen to hip hop or rock, when I'm snowboarding I listen to punk or hip hop, when having sex i listen too....(that's a secret ) You get my point

Movies:

I love to watch comedies and pretty much any movie that's funny. Old kung fu movies. I like to watch chick flicks-it's a bad habit that I picked up from my ex. I also love scary movies,I like the thrill of being scared of the monster donkey. I've always wanted to write a script for a scary movie.

Television:

the only thing I really watch on TV is sports, comedy, Gray's, Entourage, and myself.

Books:

Goosebumps, the best series ever made!

Heroes:

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My Blog

In the end will you smile?

I swear the world must be coming to an end or something with all these natural disasters happening in the world. From the earth quakes in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:offi...
Posted by Lukas Seely on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:11:00 PST

The Girl on the Bus who scared me

I shall start here...in this spot..right here....in life we all have obsticles or fears that sometimes we can't just overcome to reach certain things in our lives, for many that maybe things like movi...
Posted by Lukas Seely on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:54:00 PST

Psycho Girl- A True Story of deception and sadness

Aww where the fuck do I start explaining the trickery?......Well I'll try to make this easy to understand to best of my abilties:.....here it goes....   It all started with a friend request from ...
Posted by Lukas Seely on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:27:00 PST

Buttholes

I just wanted to say that some people in the banking industry are frickin buttholes. So there's this dude at the bank (in Montana) where my car loan is at and he calls me once in awhile to let m...
Posted by Lukas Seely on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:05:00 PST

Women don't know

First you must read this quote, I would like to "find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for th...
Posted by Lukas Seely on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:14:00 PST

Update moe foes

It's been awhile, oh yes it has. Much has definately happened to me since I last wrote. Well let's see I got to kick it with all the sponsorees from NIKE including Micheal Jordan, Lebron, Melo and eve...
Posted by Lukas Seely on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cause and Effect- moe frickers

Life is much crazy, it's just a big question, for purpose, reason and why? We all wonder wht ais our purpose in life, why do things happen to us or why we do things. It's all cause and effect, beucase...
Posted by Lukas Seely on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST