Plotting to steal people's dogs. No, not to eat, silly! To love and to cherish, of course! They don't taste that great anyway...
Madonna, Oprah, Conan O'Brian, Will Ferrell, Jack Black, anyone that wants to buy me a car.
Madonna, now and 4-eva! The Smiths, Pixies, Depeche Mode, The Cure. Jackson 5 and Michael Jackson (before he became a pedophile). Postal Service, The Shins, Johnny Cash. Yes, I listen to Z100, so what??? Everybody has to have a little Beyonce and Justin Timberlake in their lives...
Strictly Ballroom, Moulin Rouge, Zoolander, Team America, Anchorman, Elf, Nacho Libre, Little Miss Sunshine, Gone with the Wind. Swept Away starring Madonna! It's so underrated, it f'ing RULES!
SCRUBS! I heart Zach Braff. Project Runway, Grey's Anatomy, Entourage. I don't own a television, I'm just guessing...
Romance novels. Anything with a dude named "Thor", a chick named "Lalaina" and the phrase "heaving breasts." Mmm... heaving breasts...
Margaret Cho, cuz she's hilarious and a fearless pioneer. Conan cuz he really commits to the funny. All the great comics who have me laughing my ass off at the clubs. All the older comics who have ever taken me under their wing with advice and a helping hand.