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joselynhughes

i'm really old.

About Me

got one big ear.
do comedy.
check it out:
www.joselynhughes.com

My Interests

laughing. and laughers, basically.

♥ i love my family and friends. and my dog. ♥

and people who come to comedy shows.

I'd like to meet:

people that laugh at me,
people that make me laugh,
or just people that are willing to laugh with me.
you know who you are.

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Music:

i don't listen to stalker music. so don't stalk me. thanks!
you know who you are.

Movies:

charlie and the chocolate factory.

Television:

carpoolers on abc tuesdays at 8:30!

Books:

i'd like to change this heading to "FOOD."

FOOD: fries. cupcakes. mei fun. edamame. delicious mashed potatoes. anything sugary that is yummy, like sugar wafers. cupcakes. i sound like a healthy champion, because that's what i am.

Heroes:

jesus. and the american eagle. and pete holmes.

My Blog

here ya' go, sweetie.

i get uncomfortable when people call me "sweetheart."i don't want to be a heart made of sweet."sweetheart" is almost an insult. i'm convinced people who call other people sweetheart have just slept m...
Posted by joselynhughes on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:37:00 PST

dawggie.

i was walking my dog today, and thinking about what a good lil' guy he is and how people have dogs for years and years.and then i thought about what was going to happen to him as he got older."he's pr...
Posted by joselynhughes on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:56:00 PST

number one.

if you're going to run a marathon, but not for the purpose to win it, then what's the point?especially when you whine and moan about "being sore from training" and everyone feels bad for you and lets ...
Posted by joselynhughes on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:30:00 PST

i’m just saying...

why does everyone think it's a good idea to hide in knight's armor when they're being chased in castles? it's the loudest and most difficult place to hide, period. the ghost is going to find you.abs...
Posted by joselynhughes on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:21:00 PST

day five.

okay, so it's day number five without something/one in my life that i'm not going to name specifically. and it's going good, really good. i've been able to stay away from, not deal with, and not wor...
Posted by joselynhughes on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:11:00 PST

tattoo.

yes. tattoos. love, joselyn...
Posted by joselynhughes on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:33:00 PST

in memory.

I was watching Miami Ink on TLC. People get tattoos and talk about why they got them. It's a simple premise and I love it.So this lady comes in to get a portrait of her deceased husband tattooed on...
Posted by joselynhughes on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:11:00 PST

fall back.

Having an extra hour today is blowing my mind. Even though I've actually accomplished next to nothing, I feel like I've won some kind of prize. I'm in constant astonishment. I look at the clock and t...
Posted by joselynhughes on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:05:00 PST

en why see

I always want to write about how much I love New York, but I can never seem to find the words.until today.here are the brilliant lyrics to "I Love New York" by Madonna. I think you'll find all the ex...
Posted by joselynhughes on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:47:00 PST

invisible flags.

I don't think it's fair that people claim you should see "red flags" in others which would cause you to alter your perception of them.I think they should be called "invisible flags you'd have to be lo...
Posted by joselynhughes on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:12:00 PST