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Pete Holmes

Something in your blouse got me feeling so aroused.

About Me

hey everyone,it's me, pete. i'm a new york city comedian originally from lexington, mass. you may have seen me eating burritos. that would be fun and exciting. let's be friends! join my MAILING LIST! Also, I'm on FACEBOOK! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500846142

My Interests

Comedians: Brian Regan, Mitch Hedberg, Jim Gaffigan, Cosby, Seinfeld, Louis C.K., Bill Burr, Mike Birbiglia, Demetri Martin. Superhero: Batman.

I'd like to meet:


comedy fans, Best Week Ever fans, friends from yesteryear, New Yorker cartoon fans...

Music:

Foregone Conclusion

Movies:

Glengarry Glen Ross, American Psycho, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine, Swimming Pool, Sideways, Laurel Canyon, Adaptation, Fight Club, Sling Blade, Big Fish, The Door in the Floor, Napoleon Dynamite, Big Lebowski, Magnolia, Batman Begins

Television:

The Office (both), Lost, am I allowed to say Best Week Ever? It seems pompus. What if I say it, but then I wink twice? Okay. I'm winking now. And again. I've now stopped winking. If I had an eyepatch, there would be no blinking, only winking. No one would take me seriously, and not because of the winking, because of the eyepatch.

Books:

Impro (Keith Johnstone), Less Than Zero, Garrison Keillor (Leaving Home, Book of Guys, Summer 1956), No One You Know... good comics: Batman Year One, Dark Knight Returns, The Long Halloween. Those TOTALLY count.