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The Mayor of Awesometown

Your tongues can't repel flavor of that magnitude!!!

About Me

I live for music, writing and comedy and dabble in each. I am a triple threat dilettante. I grew up in a snarky family, so I learned to mistake sarcasm for affection at an early age. Now I can't have one without the other.

Here is me doing standup @ Giggle Hut in Port Jefferson for Han Solo in carbonite!
Oh, and this is my favorite sketch ever!

My Interests

music from indierock to freejazz to country and most points in between (barring Dancehall, reggaeton, nu-metal, screamo and Salsa), reading and writing (feel free to judge my written works here: http://chickenwaffles.blogspot.com ), coffee, movies with more talking and sex than killing and maiming, stand-up (or sit-down) comedy, playing my own music and recording it, long drives down winding roads to unknown destinations, mixtapes/mix cds to listen to for those drives, hanging out with my friends, being a media mogul and going to rock shows when my work schedule allows it.

I'd like to meet:

Women who were raised by wolves, but don't run with them because they'd rather stay home and watch "30 Rock."

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I am pretty friendly in most instances and don't mind conversing with new people, but I'd prefer to be messaged before you try adding me if I don't know you at all. And as for bands, I give up. Seriously. If you send me a cool message, maybe I'll consider it. However, if you like music a lot, go to http://www.myspace.com/esche -- that is the profile for my record label. It rocks.

Music:

this week, I'm obsessed with: The Thermals, Okkervil River, The Hold Steady, The Mountain Goats, Trashed On Fiction, The Lord Humongous, Joe Pernice, etc.

In my permanent library:

A House, Acetone, Afghan Whigs, Air Miami, (aka Simon), Album Leaf, Alkaline Trio, ALL, American Analog Set, American Music Club, Tori Amos, Analogue, ...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Jason Anderson, The Anniversary, Anthrax, The Arcade Fire, Tasmin Archer, Archers of Loaf, Arctic Monkeys, Arcwelder, Ash, At the Drive In, Atom & His Package, Auteurs, Autumn Defense, Azure Ray...

Eric Bachmann, Backup Plan, Ballboy, Band of Susans, Bangles, Banned Rehearsal, Bardo Pond, Barenaked Ladies, Syd Barrett, Todd Barry, Bauhaus, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Beat Happening, the Beatles, Andrew Beaujon, Beulah, Beautiful South, Beck, Bedhead, Bee Gees (pre-white suit years), Belle & Sebastian, Jay Bennett (& Edward Burch), Andre Bermudez, Dan Bern, Best Kissers In the World, Beta Band, Bettie Serveert, Bevis Frond, Jello Biafra, Big Black, Big Star, Bigg Uppz, Bistro Cosmopolitan, Bjork, Frank Black, Black Box Recorder, Black Flag, Black Heart Procession, Bloc Party, Blondie, The Blow, Blur, BMX Bandits, the Bolshoi, Beki Bondage, Bongos Bass & Bob, Bongwater, Bonnie Prince Billy, Boo Radleys, Bookstore, Boss Hog, Bowery Electric, David Bowie, Box Tops, Boyracer, Carla Bozulich, Breeders, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Bright Eyes, buCk, Buck Pets, Jeff Buckley, Buffalo Tom, Built to Spill, Butterglory, Butthole Surfers, Donald Byrd, The Byrds...

John Cage, Cake, Cake-Like, John Cale, Calexico, Califone, Camera Obscura, Camper Van Beethoven, Candyskins, Cannanes, Captain Beefheart, Captain Sensible, Cardigans, Wendy Carlos, Carney-Hild-Kramer, Caroline's Pneumatic Drapery, Jim Carroll, Lori Carson, Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine, Eliza Carthy, Neko Case, Johnny Cash, Cash Money, Cat Power, Catherine Wheel, Cato Salsa Experience, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Cavedogs, Cell, Centro-Matic, Certain Distant Suns, Chris Chandler, Chapterhouse, Charlatans UK, Cheap Trick, Vic Chesnutt, Chris & Tad, Circulatory System, Cinerama, Clarence, The Clean, Clem Snide, The Clientelle, Leonard Cohen, Alice Coltrane, John Coltrane, Comas, Come Down, Coral (Bob Schick), The Coral, Elvis Costello, Crooked Fingers, Cub, The Cure, Cursive, Curve...

The Darkside, Miles Davis, Dead Low Tide, Dead Milkmen, Death Cab For Cutie, The Decemberists, Delgados, The Dentists, Descendents, Destroyer, Detachment Kit, Dinosaur Jr, Diskothi-Q, Dismemberment Plan, Julie Doiron, David Dondero, Nick Drake, Dream Syndicate, Dub Narcotic Sound System, Dump, Bob Dylan...

E, Earlimart, East River Pipe, Echo & The Bunnymen, Eels, Eggs, Mark Eitzel, Elbow, Elevator (To Hell), Elk City, Erectus Monotone, Eric's Trip, Roky Erickson, Alejandro Escovedo, Essex Green, Eugenius, Experimental Audio Research...

John Fahey, Jad Fair, Th' Faith Healers, The Fall, Jay Farrar, Fastbacks, Felt, Fiery Furnaces, The Flaming Lips, Flin Flon, Flop, Flying Saucer Attack, Ben Folds, The For Carnation, Fountains of Wayne, The Frames (DC), Franz Ferdinand, Freaks From The Apocalypse, Fruit Bats, Fugazi...

Galaxie 500, Red Garland, Gastr Del Sol, Howe Gelb, Geraldine Fibbers, Get Up Kids, Giant Sand, Goldfrapp, Grandaddy, Grant Lee Buffalo, Green River, Grifters, Guided By Voices...

Halo Benders, John Wesley Harding, Harvey Danger, Hazel, Thee Headcoats, Helmet, Joe Henry, Kristen Hersh, Robyn Hitchcock, The Hold Steady, Housemartins, Hum, Hüsker Dü...

Ida, Idlewild, IfIHadAHiFi, Imaginary Baseball League, Interpol, Iron & Wine, Iron Maiden, The Its, Ivy, Rachel Jacobs, Jane's Addiction, Jawbox, Jawbreaker, The Jazz Butcher, Jessamine, JAMC, Jesus Lizard, Jets To Brazil, Janis Joplin, Josef K, Joy Division, Juno, Damien Jurado...

David Kilgour, King Creosote, Kingmaker, King Missile (Dog Fly Religion), The Kinks, Kinski, Kitchens of Distinction, Knox Overstreet, Victor Krummenacher, Lambchop, kd lang, Lanterna, Lemonheads, Less Pain Forever, Le Tigre, The Loft, Lone Pigeon, The Long Winters, Loud Family, Love, Love of Diagrams, Low, Luna, Lupine Howl, Lush...

Madness, Magic Hour, Magnetic Fields, Material, Material Issue, Mates of State, Mazzy Star, MC 900 Ft Jesus, Mclusky, Medicine, Mega City Four, Melting Hopefuls, Mercury Rev, Mermen, Stephen Merritt, Microwave Orphans, Thee Mighty Caesars, Thee Milkshakes, Rhett Miller, Charles Mingus, Minus 5, Miracle Legion, Mission Of Burma, Mr. T Experience, Modern Lovers, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, Mojave 3, Money Mark, Moonsocket, Morphine, Bob Mould, Mountain Goats, Mudhoney, The Muffs, Murder City Devils...

Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Neutral Milk Hotel, New Amsterdams, New Pornographers, New Radiant Storm King, The New Year, AC Newman, Randy Newman, Nirvana, Norfolk&Western...

The Odes, Okkervil River, Old 97's, Olivia Tremor Control, Opal, The Out Crowd, Pavement, Pearl Jam, Pedro the Lion, Pere Ubu, Pernice Brothers, Pin Group, Pinback, The Pixies, The Places, Polaris, Steve Poltz, Polvo, Portastatic, The Posies, The Postal Service, The Potbelly Bandits, PSOI, Pretty Things, Primus, Pulp, Purple Knight, The Pursuit of Happiness...

The Queers, Quicksand, Radiohead, Rahim, Rain Parade, Rapeman, Red House Painters, Red Krayola, Lou Reed, R.E.M., Replacements, The Repercussions, Reservoir, Rex, Jonathan Richman, Mark Robinson, Rocket From The Tombs, Rocket From The Crypt, Rolling Stones, Rondelles, Rosebuds, Rugburns...

The Sadies, Doug Sahm/Sir Douglas Quintet, Scaley Andrew, Gil Scot-Heron, Scratch Acid, Screeching Weasel, Seaweed, Sebadoh, Section 25, Jonathan Segel, Senseless Things, Sentridoh, 764-HERO, Severna Park, Tracy Shedd, Shellac, The Shins, Sisterhood of Convoluted Thinkers, Six By Seven, Six Parts Seven, Sixteen Deluxe, Sloan, Slowdive, Kelly Slusher, Elliott Smith, (Smog), Soft Boys, Some Velvet Sidewalk, Sonic Youth, Epic Soundtracks, Space Needle, Space Robot Scientists, Spacemen 3, Sparklehorse, Sparks, Spectrum, Spiritualized, Spoon, Squeeze, Stars, Stars Are Insane, Stratford 4, Sugar, Sun Kil Moon, Sunshine Fix, Suntan, Superchunk, Superconductor, Superdrag, Supernova, Supersuckers, Supertramp, Swell, Swell Maps, Swervedriver, Synthetic Socks...

Tarkio, Teenage Fanclub, The Telescopes, Television, Television Personalities, That Uncertain Feeling, Therapy?, They Might Be Giants, Thirteen Engines, Thirteenth Floor Elevators, Linda Thompson, Richard Thompson, Those Bastard Souls, Three Mile Pilot, The Three O'clock, Throwing Muses, Tindersticks, Too Much Joy, Jenny Toomey, Tortoise, Trans Am, Trashed On Fiction, Treepeople, Tristezza, True Love Always, Moe Tucker, Turing Machine, Tuscadero...

Uncle Tupelo, Uncle Wiggly, Unrest, (Uresei) Yatsura, Urge Overkill, John Vanderslice, Vaselines, Velocity Girl, Velvet Crush, Velvet Underground, Versus, Verve, Violent Femmes, Violent Green, Volcano Suns, Vomit Launch, Tom Waits, The Walkmen, M. Ward, The Weather Prophets, Jason Webley, Wedding Present, Ween, Wellwater Conspiracy, White Stripes, The Who, Wilco, Willard Grant Conspiracy, With Every Idle Hour, Wolf Colonel, The Wonder Stuff, Wreckless Eric...

X, XTC, Yes Sensei, Yo La Tengo, Pete Yorn, Neil Young, Young Fresh Fellows, Young Marble Giants, Z, Frank Zappa, The Zombies, Zumpano... there is so much more. That is just the tip of the iceberg.

Movies:

Real Genius, Say Anything, Singles, One Crazy Summer, Better Off Dead, Top Secret!, Airplane, Knocked Up, Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive, Twin Peaks - Fire Walk With Me, Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, The Kingdom (Lars Von Trier), How To Get Ahead In Advertising, High Fidelity, Kissed, Henry Fool, Kissing A Fool, Mumford, Careful, Twilight of the Ice Nymphs, Vertigo, High Anxiety, Touch of Evil (re-edited version), Happiness, Down By Law, Mystery Train, Ghost World, Ghost Dog, Dog Park, Dead Man, Orgazmo, Cannibal The Musical, Kicking & Screaming (Baumbach, not the Will Ferrel one), Spaceballs, History Of the World Part One, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Producers, Lost In Translation, Exotica, Zoolander, Rushmore, Royal Tennenbaums, Bottle Rocket, Reality Bites, Short Cuts, Heavenly Creatures, Being John Malkovich, Brain Candy, Life of Brian, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Wedding Singer, Four Weddings & A Funeral, Happy Gilmore, Living In Oblivion, If Lucy Fell, The Slums of Beverly Hills, A Life Less Ordinary, Interiors, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Spiderman (I & II), Anchorman, Dodgeball, Old School, Your Friends & Neighbors, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Raising Arizona, This Is Spinal Tap, Waiting For Guffman, UHF, Team America World Police, The Life Aquatic, The Squid & The Whale, Big Fish, Little Miss Sunshine, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005), Black Belt Jones, The Unbelievable Truth, Pan's Labyrinth, Walk The Line, Control, No Country For Old Men, Just Friends, There Will Be Blood... many more

Television:

Sorry, but if I love your show, it will most likely be cancelled next week! Flight Of The Conchords, Kids In the Hall, MST3K, Twin Peaks, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy, Black Adder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, South Park, Futurama, Ed, Friends, Twitch City, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Sledge Hammer, Welcome Back Kotter, Quintuplets, Arrested Development, Oliver Beene, Gilmore Girls, Wonderfalls, Dawson's Creek, Roswell, Smallville, Sliders, Sports Night, Best Week Ever, Drawn Together, Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers With Candy, The State, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, How I Met Your Mother, Grey's Anatomy, The Loop, Knights Of Prosperity, The Class, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, 30 Rock, The O.C. Steven Banks Home Entertainment Center, Robot Chicken!!!

Books:

Assassination Vacation, Please Kill Me, Misfortune, A Dysfunctional Success, The Areas of My Expertise, Choke, Lullabye,Breakfast of Champions, Slaughterhouse 5, Slapstick, Catch 22, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, White Noise, Underworld, Great Jones Street, Where I'm Calling From, The Pleasure of My Company, Shopgirl, Psychotic Reactions and Carbeurator Dung, Stephen Hero, Actual Air, random Delmore Schwartz writings, most things printed in McSweeney's (except Issue 18, which was just really shitty), etc.

Heroes:

"Maybe there is some kind of animal that we can make a sacrifice to, like a giant buffalo or some sort of monster with the body of a walrus and the head of a sea lion, or something with the body of an egret and the head of a meerkat, or just the head of a monkey with the antlers of a reindeer with the body of a ... porcupine." - Michael Scott

My Blog

Smokey Robinson’s version of "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" - a deep discussion with myself

Smokey Robinson's version of "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" - a deep discussion with myself So, apparently on Thursdays, WCBS-FM does something called "Collectable Cuts" where they play rare and ...
Posted by The Mayor of Awesometown on Fri, 16 May 2008 04:17:00 PST

How I spent my Sunday

4/20/08 It was after 2pm when I finally got moving.  I decided it was time to explore my neighborhood a little and eat somewhere I'd not been before (which is pretty much everywhere). &nb...
Posted by The Mayor of Awesometown on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:38:00 PST

Bowery Presents and their overzealous security thugs, part 1

Okay, so am I the only one who finds it a bit odd that someone (me) could get into a scuffle with security and almost get kicked out of a not-quite-sold-out ACOUSTIC show (maybe if tickets weren'...
Posted by The Mayor of Awesometown on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:24:00 PST

First CBS, now Dexter moves to Payless!

Okay, so I love the Showtime Original series "Dexter" starring Michael C. Hall (David in "Six Feet Under") as a Blood-splatter Expert with the Miami Police Department who has a dark side. It’s a...
Posted by The Mayor of Awesometown on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:20:00 PST

Unlike Eddie Rabbit, I do not love a rainy night

Recipe for a Shitty Night - 3/8/08   So, sometimes I feel extremely alone.  I moved to Brooklyn thinking I would be less alone in a sea of people.  Most of my friends live out here now...
Posted by The Mayor of Awesometown on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:44:00 PST

Momma Said Blog You Out - yes, I wrote this in 2008

Momma Said Blog You OutDon't call it a comeblogI've been here for yearsstewing in my juicesbeen drinking many beersliving my life with no excusesracking up experience points (RIP Gygax) and fighting f...
Posted by The Mayor of Awesometown on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:35:00 PST

Why don’t you walk over a bridge

"I am a dork" he thought, as he trudged back across the bridge from whence he slunk, having at least told the hot girl that she was;  going home alone even though he was suited up for the first t...
Posted by The Mayor of Awesometown on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:29:00 PST

stop-gap blog post

How can you not love an iPod that goes from "Tommy Gun" by The Clash to "Why Don't You Smile Now" by the Downliners Sect to "Slip So Easily" by Tres Chicas, into "7:30" by Pernice Brothers, slipping s...
Posted by The Mayor of Awesometown on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:22:00 PST

Logic Tables for the New Millennia

I wrote this the other night (Saturday) when I was sitting alone in a local bar drinking a Guinness, because I moved to slowly to see my friends' band play:According to my new Logic Table:If I = Q and...
Posted by The Mayor of Awesometown on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:55:00 PST

Another catch-up blog from January

1/23/08 - the offensive blog postIt's been a whole week since I've written anything, and I feel like I've forgotten how to write.  I even wasted the word "aegis" in a work email because I have no...
Posted by The Mayor of Awesometown on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:36:00 PST