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Dr. Dot

Shut up and play yer guitar

About Me


I did a quick interview for an online magazine called Deansplanet.com. You can read it
HERE if you want...

And another interview in EDGE magazine....Click HERE to read the article


Click HERE to read an interview I gave to Bastardly.com on Sept 21 2007.

Satisfied Massage Clients include:

Mariah Carey - Eros Ramazotti - Back Street Boys - Peter Bond - Depeche Mode - Led Zeppelins Robert Plant - Hot House Flowers - Fugees - Rolling Stones - Sting - David Bowie Band - Tommy Lee & Mötley Crüe - British Bulldog - Rainbow - Credit to the nation - Krokus - The Clash - Steve Vai - AC/DC - Ratt - Blur - Inspiral Carpets - The Blushing Brides - Aerosmith - Skunk Anansie - Die Ärzte - Simply Red - Michael Jackson Band - Whitney Houston Band - Guildo Horn - Ramones - 60ft. Dolls - Van Halen - The Who - Tin Machine - The Misfits - Garbage - Tortoise - Stone Roses - Chris Jagger - The Undertaker (WWF) - Smoking Guns (WWF) - Bryan Ferry Band - Lenny Kravitz Band - N Sync - Fish-(NOT PHISH!) - Henry Rollins - Def Leppard - Ray Cokes of MTV - Alba Basketball Team - Nils Frewerth - Runrig - Bon Jovi - Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Heather Nova - Dread Zeppelin - Bush - The Pogues - Kinky Machine - Duran Duran - Happy Mondays - America - Ice T - Madness - Flock of Seagulls - Jesus Jones - The Alarm - Hans Klok (Dutch Magician) - Cucumber Men - Anthrax - Catatonia - Eric Clapton - Johannes B. Kerner - Keith Sweat Band - Oasis - Grateful Dead - Kiss - The Charlatans - Toni Braxton Band - Pulp - Andrew Strong Band - Weezer - Jay Z - Super Furry Animals - Billy Idol Band - Iggy Pops Band - Northside - The Romantics - Simple Minds - Calvin Russel - The Muffin Men - 38 Special - Finesse - Scarfo - Bob Geldof - Iron Maiden - Dirty Deeds - Offspring - Leningrad Cowboys - Norbert Blüm - Vera am Mittag - Matthias Wissmann - Stefan Raab - Esther Schweins - Sheryl Crow - Daniela Noack - Guano Apes - Courtney Love + Hole - Lynard Skynard - Alice Cooper Band - Traci BoyD - Cypress Hill - Blackeyed Peas - Foo Fighters - Ween - D-12 - Modern Talking - Alice Cooper - Papa Roach - David Byrne - Mark Knopfler - Die Happy - Nick Cave - Hed(p) - Annuschka - Steely Dan - Green Day - Joe Walsh - Truck Stop - R. Kelly - Cranberries - Vin Diesel - YES - Green Day - Bio Hazard - Soul Fly - Prince of Saudi Arabias gang - Dave Gahan - Bruce Willis - Robbie Williams band - Disturbed - Kylie Minouge - Russle Crowe - Chris Noth (Mr. Big) - James L. Dolan - Slunt - George Clinton - Marilyn Manson - Sir Bob Geldoff - The Explosion - Good Charlotte - Steve Vai - Project Object - Adam F. - Meldrum - Penny Royals - Ratdog - Crossfade - Paris Hilton - Stereophonics - Motorhead - Dave Navaro - Dropkick Murphys - Far From Finished - Rosenstolz - Paul Weller - Dweezil Zappa - Steve Vai - Terri Bozzio - Napoleon Murphy Brock - Prinz Ferfried von Hohenzollern - Roger Waters - Jeff Beck - Vinnie Colaiuta - OK GO - The Hard Lessons - Juliette Lewis & the Licks - Middleman - Nathan East - Herbie Hancock - Placebo - Kylie Minogue - Russel Crowe - Maroon 5 - Joe Jackson - Sonic Youth - Harry Connick Jr - Incubus- Zappa Plays Zappa - Kayne West - Devo - Justin Timberlake - The Coral - The Arctic Monkeys - Simon Cowell of American Idol - Sum41 - Pat Benetar - Steve Miller Band - Foreigner - John C. Reilly - Velvet Revolver - Kim Raver (of 24 & Lipstick Jungle) - Simple Plan - Angels and Airwaves - Arian Belew - The Hives - Kid Rock's band - Slash - Peter Wolf - Jonas Brothers - The Streets -......to be continued...

Definition of the word Doctor:

1. (Verb) to make suitable or improve by altering in a certain way. 2. (Noun) a person skilled in repairing or improving something broken or flawed, or specializing in healing arts. Verb: restore by replacing a part or putting together what is torn or broken.


WWW.DRDOT.COM

Apart from the fact that I am a music addict who does Massage Therapy and write columns for magazines, I am very driven and ambitious. The term 'Work-o-holic' comes to mind.

Dr. Dot (a nickname given by Frank Zappa in 1988) has tended to the musical elite for nearly two decades. She describes herself as a "rock chick" who, as a teenager, wanted to meet her musical heroes without trading sexual favors. Instead, Dr. Dot offered massages, which she had been perfecting since she was five years old. Clients have included Sting, Eminem, the Rolling Stones, Sheryl Crow, Robert Plant, Kiss, Aerosmith, Blondie, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, Vin Diesel, R. Kelly and Bruce Willis. She recently completed her first American book, "Butt-Naked and Backstage: Diary of the World's Greatest Rock and Roll Masseuse."

"It seems that everyone in the music business has a unique story of how they broke into the industry. But no one can say they had a hand - or two - in rock & roll history quite like Dot.

^ At the first Live Aid. I opened my camera too soon and ruined most of the roll - boooo!

*Known as the "Rock & Roll masseuse, Dot Stein - more famously known as "Dr. Dot" - has tended to the musical elite for nearly two decades. International celebrities like Bruce Willis, Lauryn Hill, Russell Crowe, Kiss, Sting, Jay-Z, Depeche Mode and the Rolling Stones can afford to be massaged by anyone in the world. But whether they are at home or in 5-star hotels, on location in foreign countries or backstage warming up for sold-out stadium concerts, who do the stars call for hands-on tender loving care? Dr. Dot.“She eases the strain,” says punk icon Henry Rollins. “Her massage is great for drummers,” says KISS stick-man Peter Criss. Rocker Courtney Love says, “If I could, I would have her massage me all day, every day. She rocks!” Justin Timberlake wanted to “bring her hands on tour.” Sheryl Crow says, “I feel like a new woman after Dr. Dot’s massage.”


So what’s the secret of Dr. Dot’s massage?Is it her physical strength? Bruce Willis raves about Dr. Dot’s “iron hands.” Gigantic WWF wrestler the Undertaker says he’s “shocked that such a small woman can be so strong!” But there must be thousands of powerful massage technicians out there.Is the secret Dr. Dot’s fine-tuned bodywork expertise, gained over a lifetime of handling family members, friends – and finally, as an impassioned teenage rock & roller, using massage as her ticket backstage to concerts by the Ramones, the Rolling Stones, Mötley Crüe and the Grateful Dead?Or is she just very well connected? To judge from Dr. Dot’s website (www.drdot.com), with its endless candid snapshots of her with every pop idol imaginable (Isn’t that Paul McCartney? Don’t tell me she knows Eminem! And there’s Eric Clapton! And Carlos Santana! And Aerosmith!), she’s hung out with a whole galaxy of superstars.


"I chose massage rather than the usual groupie route" says Dr. Dot. "I wanted to hang out with my favorite stars; find out what they're really like. They're never quite what you think they are."

After building a reputation as a fine masseuse, Dr. Dot began to follow one of her favorite groups, the Grateful Dead, on tour in 1985. The band would always give her free tickets in exchange for massages, she says. At one concert, she met a clothing vendor from Germany who she says looked exactly like John Lennon. "I immediately fell in love with him", she says.


Soon, Dr. Dot became pregnant. Determined to leave the rock lifestyle behind, she moved to Germany to be with her new husband. But soon, the phone began to ring - first the Ramones, then the Rolling Stones, both of whom had tracked her down abroad. "It just started all over again," she says, laughing. "I couldn't hide..Rock & Roll never forgets".(Note:Marriage lasted only 2 years. She is currently married to Rock and Roll).
Whatever her secret is, it must have taken decades to make so many famous friends. But she’s much too young! How could a girl who looks like 25 have gone to LIVE AID in 1985 and hung out with Led Zeppelin, Bob Dylan and the Stones?So is it her looks? Howard Stern exclaimed the first time she appeared on his show, “She’s not Dr. Dot, she’s Dr. Hot!" But how would physical beauty explain professional success of this magnitude, behind the very most closed of closed doors?Is it possible that she’s just that good?The secret of Dr. Dot’s “in” with the superstars of the entertainment world is not her medical massage, anti-cellulite massage, hot stone massage, or deep tissue massage. The Rolling Stones don’t take Dr. Dot on tour for weeks at a time because she conducts workshops and seminars on her proven techniques and methods, gives nutrition counseling, style tips, or love and relationship counseling. Not even that she or one of her 80+ trained assistants in a half-dozen countries are “available 24 hours a day at your home, hotel, office, or concert hall: Massage, Anytime, Anywhere"


Dr. Dot’s secret weapon is, plain and simple, herself.Born to transient hippie parents and raised in a series of broken homes and institutions, Dr. Dot has never been off the road. She knows what it’s like to go from town to town, state to state, never knowing who or what you’ll run into next. Her parents dragged her to dozens of rock shows before she was 10, and she was scheming her way backstage before she could even drive. Dr. Dot isn’t impressed by fame, but considers rock stars and entertainers as family, and rock and roll as her religion.
After living in Berlin (Germany) for a few years, Dot's kick ass massages seemed to corner the market. Massaging the out of town rockers/stars and then showing them around became her routine. Because she speaks English, Dr. Dot soon became known for more than her handiwork. "I've always been very good at entertaining the stars," she says. "I massage people, and make them laugh. Most of them time they didn't just want massages - they wanted me to bring them to the bank to change their money; or to the Laundromat; or to my favorite places to eat."


"You should write a book!" Dr. Dot has written a book, it's part of Rock and Roll history. It was released in Germany in 1999 and it is more than ready to come out in the USA/UK. You can always read her blog to catch a glimpse of how she writes.
"I don't talk negatively about people. It's my life story, and I'm mentioning how lucky I am to have touched my heroes. But it's not a brown-nosing book, either, because you can't write about 20 years in rock & roll and not have a bit of sex and drugs in it."


She was 5 months Preggy in this shot ^ I adore her..

Because of the intimate nature of Dr. Dot's craft, she says stars were more than willing to open up to her. "Not many people know that Eminem is really a softie, or that Gene Simmons is a control freak who never got a massage in his life before he met me"


It was Liam & Noels first ever massage

^ getting his hands done.....

^ Eminem wrote a rhyme in German after a quick German lesson from Dot

Out to eat in Berlin ^


Dr. Dot lives in NYC again since 2002 but travels back and forth constantly from NYC to Europe. Since her return, she's guested on The Howard Stern Show (did NOT show ANY skin), The Opie and Anthony show and has appeared in a VH1's show "A night with", The Fifth Wheel (yikes), and in print, in a three-page feature in the international men's magazine FHM, Penthouse (she was the featured interview, not a Penthouse Pet, and Maxim's BLENDER music magazine, not to forget the three times the NY Post's page Six wrote about her.

^ Unfortunately you can barely read the autograph Pete gave me

Dr. Dot - who has been described as a cross between Dr. Ruth, Madonna, Lucille Ball and Eminem - has also completed work on another book. Titled "For Guys Only: Tips on the Game of Love and Sex", it offers relationship advice with a comedic twist. "There's obviously a giant communication problem between men and women, and there's so many boring relationship books," she says. "You've got to have humor in it. I can't massage the whole world, but I can certainly give everybody advice". She is presently working on her book: "Treat 'em mean, keep 'em Keen:How to do men right" naturally, it's for the ladies.


^ "You're the best!" March 16, 2007

Kanye is a wonderful man ^

Dr. Dot has massaged some of the biggest names in show biz over the years. Her talented hands and strong ambition have earned her a place in the hearts of the stars she massages and has expanded her business to reach all over Europe and the USA.

Now she has massage assistants who can treat the stars when she can't be there personally.She lives in NYC and Berlin, Germany. Please visit the web site to book an appointment with Dr. Dot or one of her trusted, highly trained assistants."

A personal note: I am sarcastic and live to laugh. I love to help people in every way, be it their bodies, love lives, make up tips or making them laugh. I am kind, but sharp and can not be lied to. In other words "Look here brother, who you jivin' with that KOZMIC DEBRIS?" (a favorite Zappa tune of mine)..


ERIC CLAPTON and I ^ after he WOOOPED my ass at Fussball (table soccer)

Click ** HERE ** to view all autographs....... or Check out the real BLOG :

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Want to read my Love, Sex and relationship advice columns?

My column, "Ask Dr. Dot" can also be seen at:


www.nyrock.com

and www.exberliner.com

AND as of May 2008 in Penthouse Forum ( www.penthouseforum.com)

^ click the banner to hear BITCHFEST


My Interests


I LIVE FOR MUSIC!...... Massage, Singing, Entertaining and making people laugh. Sarcastic Humor. Rollerblading and keeping fit. I LOVE ANIMALS, especially my turtles and dogs. I don't want to be on your friends list if you have a huge harem of cheesy slags. I am not prude, but I am here to meet people who love music/films and perhaps a few others that are super cool even though they aren't into music, but just a few.

From Dot's 'Sunday Times of London' interview/photo-shoot ^


My "weapons of mass-destruction" ^ (no, I don't keep the rings on when I massage)

I'd like to meet:

Michael Moore, Clive Owen, Stevie Wonder, Matt Groening, Joaquin Phoenix, Cillian Murphy, Angelina Jolie, Chris Martin, Cat Stevens, Jeff Corwin, Madonna, Vinnie Jones , Daniel Day-Lewis (yummy!), Lisa Marie Presley, Jim Carey, Ed Burns, Jeff Corwin, John Malkovich, Karl Geary , Chris Rock (again), CONAN O'BRIEN and anyone who can make me laugh

Music:

FRANK ZAPPA (join me in my ZAPPA GROUP ), Beatles (including all their solo stuff) , Pink Floyd, but ONLY with Roger Waters, Led Zeppelin, HENDRIX, AC/DC!!!, Steve Vai, Janis Joplin, The Who, old Chicago, Moody Blues, BB KING, Blood Sweat and Tears, Clapton, Van Halen (with David not Van Hagar), Eagles, Doors, The Stones, Doobies, Allman Bro's, Elvis, Hot Tuna, (seen the Grateful Dead over 300 times, but now that Jerry is gone, why bother?), Talking Heads, Peter Gabriel, Cat Stevens, Neil Young, Yes, Bowie, Queen, Rush, Aerosmith, Bad Finger, ELO, Boston, The Guess Who, The Clash, Skunk Anansie ..(SKIN!), Funk for dancing: (Gap Band, George Clinton, JAMES BROWN, Prince, Parliment, Earth Wind & Fire, STEVIE WONDER!!!), Ray Charles, Outkast and Eminem are as new as it gets with me. Haven't heard much new music that is original or better than the classic rock, so I will stay faithfull... However, I want to give a nod to artist I admire but wouldn't really listen to on a daily basis. I think they are amazing, but I am stubborn and live on a strict diet of the ABOVE mentioned artists. A nod to: Foreigner, Audioslave, Coldplay, White Stripes, Jet, Elton John, Black Sabbath/Ozzy, Sting, Simon and Garfunkle, U2, Traffic, Jethro Tull, Heart, Carole King, Pat Benetar, Journey ..to be continued..

FRANK ZAPPA

GEORGE

BEATLESREG LED ZEPP


JIMI
JANIS JERRY

STONES
STEVEN
THE WHO (the fuck are you?) DAVID AC/DC TINA
^ Needs no intro...

^ A drawing I did of Joey Ramone YEARS ago when we first started dating. Every Ramone except the drummer at the time (Ritchie) signed it

LOVE HER!

Dime Bag ....RIP xo

^ (he was a SWEETY!)

My "I'm not worthy" facial expression ^

^ ( I was 17 and thought my hair was cool)

Gives GREAT hugs ^

^ Ian showin' luv

LOVES Massage ^

The Perfect Gentleman ^

^ after his 2nd rub down that day :)

^ Is NOT shy :)

Charlie Watts (my first ever paying massage customer ^

Worst hair cut I've ever had (Done in Germany) ^

Nothing stops him ^

^ getting the "4 handed massage" from Catherine and I. Phil was the first Rock Star I ever massaged a LONG time ago (this pic was from summer 2005 though)

^(HUGE Hendrix fan)

One of the BEST Drummers on earth ^

The 80's = BAD HAIR ^

My first love ^

Mr. Live Aid^

Words can't describe how cool he is ^

Super sweet ^

HOT! ^

^ One of the best Bass players on earth and also, one of the nicest people I know

Sandwiched between two hot Brit's. Sigh.

Steven Tyler loves my brutal touch ^

Sir Sting, one of my favorite people ^

Gene the Genius ^

*I LOVE MUSIC and I feel honored and grateful to have met and massaged so many talented musicians*

Movies:

The Beatles: ANTHOLOGY,

The Life of Brian, Harold and Maude, Sicko, The Point, Greenfingers, About Schmidt, I am Sam, RHPS, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Forrest Gump, Monster, CLOSER, My Left Foot, In the name of the Father, the Boxer, The Jerk, Gangs of New York, About Schmidt, Fahrenheit 911,Cable Guy, Liar Liar, All Austin Powers flicks, it goes on and on, I am dam picky!

James Mcavoy. Omg. sigh.

Daniel Day-Lewis = HOT

YUMMY

** KARL GEARY **

CLIVE OWENS (schwing!)

Drew ..

Television:



Softkey Left softkey Right

^ Whip 'em out Wednesdays with Opie & Anthony!

I LOVE Animal Planet: Meerkat Manor, Animal Cops, Jeff Corwin, etc..Simpsons, Curb your enthusiasm, Seinfeld, CONAN O'BRIEN, Saturday Night Live reruns (the new cast doesn't rock me). Sex and the City (boo, it's over!). LOST. The Osbournes..


My Dog FRANKIE...

JANIS JOPLIN

Books:

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"Es lebt in Berlin ein so verwegener Menschenschlag beisammen, dass man mit der Delikatesse nicht weit reicht, sondern dass man Haare auf den Zähnen haben und mitunter etwas grob sein muss, um sich über Wasser zu halten." Goethe, May 1778

Books? I am too busy writing them and my columns to even read. I can barely get through a Rolling Stone magazine!

Zappa's 'No Commercial Potential', Cynthia Hymell's 'When your phone doesn't ring, it'll be me', also 'How to spot a bastard by his star sign'

Thank you to Dr. Cock for making this ^ for me

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*LIBRA - The Goddess Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

Heroes:

Frank Zappa, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, Roger Waters, Michael Moore, Meerkat Manor's "Flower", Guy Ritchie, Madonna (love her DRIVE!), Angelina Jolie (uses her fame to help people) ASPCA, PETA, HUMANE SOCIETY, Animal Cops- you get my drift.

^ "To Dot Frank Zappa" (1988 tour)

Above: Mr. Zappa who still rocks my world everyday. To hear some of Mr. Zappa's amazing music, click ** HERE **


"Music is your only friend, until the end, until the end"
Monica Belucci (Google her) Sophia

Saving the best for last, above left, is my pride and joy, Jasmine. Her friend Lana is on the right.


Jasmine and I on stage at a Roger Waters show (heaven!)

My Blog

Kanye West.....

 Tonight was a busy night. I just wanted to chill but I helped Jasmine get ready for her prom -she wore a cute hippie looking wine colored skirt that hung above the knees and she rejected the sue...
Posted by Dr. Dot on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:02:00 PST

Backstage at Live 8 London (Heaven on earth)

I thank my luck stars I left London before the bombings!! I landed back in Berlin on Monday already.WHEW! The news said one of the bombs went off in a bus on Liverpool Street and I kid you not, there ...
Posted by Dr. Dot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

STEREOPHONICS get the Dr. Dot rub down in Berlin

I had only been in Berlin for 24 hours and was already massaging the amazing Stereophonics. I wasn't even close to catching my breath or unpacking, but nevertheless, not tired enough to turn down such...
Posted by Dr. Dot on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 10:35:00 PST

Comment from Tom ( it's a keeper) :)

Jan 1, 2005 08:43 PMI would like a massage some day :) Before MySpace, I used to sing in a rock band :) heheh
Posted by Dr. Dot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Def Leppard: Still smokin' hot after all these years...

I know, I haven't blogged properly in ages. If you knew how busy I was, you would be surprised that I blog at all. I just returned last night, well morning actually at 2:30am from a mini tour. Just li...
Posted by Dr. Dot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ask Dr. Dot (Shiny Balls vs. Hairy Balls)

"You give advice don't you Doctor?" my last massage client asked me. "Yes", I told him. He then showed me many Shiny bumps all over his skin between his belly button and penis. "My wife likes a clean ...
Posted by Dr. Dot on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:58:00 PST

Bruce Willis continued........

Enzo Petrocelli, the owner of one of my old favorite restaurants, called me and told me that Robert Biddle had reserved a huge table and a cake for 9 p.m. Then Robert called and told me just to meet h...
Posted by Dr. Dot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ask Dr. Dot (Asian Pubes/ Mean Girlfriends)

  Dear Dr. Dot, I just recently started dating a male of the Asian Persuasion. Why didn't anyone ever warn me that their Pubes are Poker Straight??  What do I do....how can, I look at this w...
Posted by Dr. Dot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ask Dr. Dot (excuses NOT to have sex/Turning lesbian?)

Dear Dr. Dot,I love my husband, but don't feel up to doing the dirty deed with him as much as he wants to. The 'Headache' excuse is running thin now; do you have any polite excuses that work? Again, I...
Posted by Dr. Dot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ask Dr. Dot (opposite sex friendships/Johnny Apple seed)

Dear Dr. Dot,I have been single for about a year now but most of my friends are male. I finally got a date and told one of my best guy pals, and he flipped out on me telling me he is annoyed and basi...
Posted by Dr. Dot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST