Dream of July 15, 2007 |
Dream of Saturday July 15, 2007I'm in a school cafeteria. I get there before most of the kids and so I'm able to get in line right away for some of that scrumptious school grub. I opt for a light lunc...
Posted by Jonesy on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:05:00 PST |
Dream, June 24, 2007 |
I fell asleep at halftime of the Gay Pride Parade today and had this very wierd dream.I'm in a very small dark cabin with Shaquile O'Neal. aka "Shaq" and we are talking about New York City, a place th...
Posted by Jonesy on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 04:52:00 PST |
Busted Bachelor Party |
June 2, 2007Busted Bachelor PartyThis is another true story. When I was twenty-one years old my friend Jason decided to marry a terrible girl. She was pretty, but that was her only endearing quality. ...
Posted by Jonesy on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:53:00 PST |
Billy's Bladder - true story.... |
May 30,2007Billy's BladderTrue story. I was on a road trip with my only friends from high school. I was such a popular kid in High School that there were three of them packed in my 1988 Chevy S-10 Bla...
Posted by Jonesy on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:02:00 PST |
Enlightened Breakup (as told to me by friend Joe) |
May 5, 2007Enlightened BreakupThis is a true story. I have a friend, Joe, who is very smart and talented young man. His problem is that he is too smart and too talented, has so many skills that, at t...
Posted by Jonesy on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:57:00 PST |
A Crappy Audition |
April 23, 2007A Crappy AuditionThis is an absolutely true story. My girlfriend has a dog, which pretty much means I have a dog. He's a wonderful little thing, pretty well behaved and very smart. The ...
Posted by Jonesy on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:56:00 PST |
The Getaway - a story as told to me by my pal Tony |
"The Getaway"A story told to me by my friend Tony.April 2007The night began at a bar where Tony met a nice girl in her late twenties. Now, my boy Tony is a pretty good looking guy but he is extraordin...
Posted by Jonesy on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST |
Window Fetish |
"Window Fetish"I used to have a crazy uncle. When I say crazy what I really mean is that he had lived a life that was a bit off-kilter.. In addition to that, he had a really outrageous sense of humor ...
Posted by Jonesy on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:47:00 PST |
Dream of March 23, 2007 |
I was in a beach house - a very large one story beach house with many many windows. There was a long electrical chord that ran from the outlet down the hallway and out the back door. I followed it and...
Posted by Jonesy on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:29:00 PST |
Dream of March 17, 2007 |
I entered a very low-end restaurant with my girlfriend and in the front foyer was a chalkboard with a list of the waitstaff names that were on duty that evening. The list was very short - only two nam...
Posted by Jonesy on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:24:00 PST |
