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Maddog!!! Mattern

I thought you said I'm all right spider

About Me

What can one say about The Maddog? Tortured genius? Misunderstood prophet? Hopeless romantic? Hopeful cynic? Insane asker of inane questions? Pretentious loser who annoyingly refers to himself in the third person? Yes. YES! In fact, all these things and more.....
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My Interests

love

I'd like to meet:

The man upstairs. I don't mean god I mean the guy who lives above me in my building. How is it we never met? It must be divine.

Music:

Beastie Boys, Guns N Roses (Pre-Buckethead), Iggy Pop, Wu-tang, Body Count and the Grease 3 soundtrack!!!..

Movies:

Debbie Does Dallas, Debbie Does Dallas 2, Debbie Keeps Doing Dallas, Dallas Does Debbie (it was time for a change), and The Sound of Music, you know, all the classics...

Television:

Larry sanders, south park, curb your enthusiasm and the show on the spanish channel with the fella in a bee costume

Books:

klosterman, bill simmons, hunter thompson shel silverstein and whoever wrote see spot run.

Heroes:

Pryor, Rickles, Mooney, Ric Flair, Roddy Piper, David Lee Roth, Johnny Carson,tony kornheiser and stiles from teen wolf

My Blog

The broad top ten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys always argue over where the hottest chicks come from ( women might do this too but i assume women r smarter then dudes and this is of no importance). An example is that for years dudes have alway...
Posted by Maddog!!! Mattern on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:54:00 PST

r u fookin kidding me? part 2

So once again a legendary rock band has delevired a nice plate of shit sandwhiches to all of us. G4tv ( a real reliable source) is reporting via eddie van halen's spot on howard stern (more reliable s...
Posted by Maddog!!! Mattern on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:13:00 PST

r u fookin kidding me????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we stop all ready with the band reunions when the main guy is dead? Please. I was on youtube and saw a clip of alice in chains with no layne. No fookin layne. r u serious???? That's like cookies a...
Posted by Maddog!!! Mattern on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:01:00 PST

the current maddog hall of fame

These are the things I feel r just absolutely amazing in the world right now.   1) fergie. She's solo now. Her song "London Bridge" makes that Gwen Stefani bannanas song sound like fookin "Kashmi...
Posted by Maddog!!! Mattern on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 04:15:00 PST

my real thoughts on the president.

He's a little cooky.
Posted by Maddog!!! Mattern on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:23:00 PST

The meaning of life

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Posted by Maddog!!! Mattern on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:02:00 PST

smart comics

While covering the gottdamned Hot dog contest at coney island I came to a conclusion. There's all these comics yakin' about how they love comedy and know comedy. And they are all so fookin' ...
Posted by Maddog!!! Mattern on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:53:00 PST

shake it uuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just did radio with one of my hero's (scott ferrall). What's next shooting hoops with Larry Bird??? HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Maddog!!! Mattern on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:54:00 PST

i feel like wierdo

This my space shit makes me feel like a fuckin weirdo stalker or some shit!!!! I can find out all kinds of shit about people and never of met them. I can't beleive I got talked into this shit. Ow, wel...
Posted by Maddog!!! Mattern on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:17:00 PST

everyone who cares

To all my crew back in vegas. Thanks for beleiving in me and giving a shit.  And I miss all you cats on this site. Till all is one!!!     Forever,   Jamie Maddog Mattern...
Posted by Maddog!!! Mattern on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST