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Joe Pontillo

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About Me

Updated September 2007. Well recently I filmed some dumb videos that are getting lots of hits on youtube. I've begun performing at colleges and scaring children. I have done far too many sets this year. I have not truly exercised in about 2 month, yet my love handles are gone. I also filmed a spec for AMCTV.com with another comic. But I was just the cameraman but I still rule. Email me at [email protected] to be added to my mailing list. Woahahh Im crazy!

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My Interests

Performing arts, writing, politics, comic books, movies, movies about comic books, popcorn, how to digest popcorn, why are we digesting popcorn? heavy metal music, yet soft mellow music. Sometimes dance music, but only when I'm seducing women. smoking a nice cigar. laughing about the end of civilazation, political intolerance, Pepsi, baseball,(correction I no longer follow any sports teams except the Giants or Rangers if they are good.) I got a new car, you want it? Relaxing, leisure time, sausage, bbqs in the winter, excercising, sex, nose rape, watching drunk people make out.

I'd like to meet:

Women, Fans, Loyal Minions, Les Degan, Keepers of Ultimate Power, Older, Other Comedians which may or may not include Les Degan, People who have been attacked by sharks, Bookers, Agents, Librarians, Fans, Did I mention fans, oh crap I did!, Waldo, ex teen stars, Mario Perillo, Italians, Yacht Owners, Heavy Metal Enthusiasts, Warlocks, Batman Fans, Film Lovers, Druids, and the Planters peanut dude. I see his picture all over the internet. Oh where is he appearing next?Any questions comments or if you've somehow been excited or turned on by all this, please contact me at [email protected]

Music:

I used to have a very set group of bands/groups that I used to like but my views on music have been horribly skewed over the last few years. But to be fair I will list a list equal in length or perhaps greater in length to my favorite movies list. Yowza. Rage Against The Machine, System of a Down, Strapping Young Lad, Mindless Self Indulgence, Marilyn Manson, Meshuggah, Slayer, Pantera, Eletric Six, Zimmer's Hole, Soilwork, Mnemic, The Darkness, Fugazi,The Killers, Edguy, Godsmack, Twisted Sister, White Zombie or Rob Zombie, Nine Inch Nails, Disturbed, Staind, Tom Petty, Oingo Boingo, Monster Magnet, Phil Collins, Bush, The Stranglers, Genesis, Annihalator, Macabre, Devin Townsend Band, Ministry, Weezer, Hypocrisy, Dope, At the Drive In, Nightwish, Rammstein, Iced Earth, In Flames, Shinedown, R.E.M, Queens of the Stone Age, Judas Priest, Jerry Cantrell, Alice in Chains, Lamb of God, Better Than Ezra, Ozzy Osbourne, Anthrax, Alien Ant Farm, Movie Theme Songs--The Blunt of this list was creating by going through winamp playlist at a rapid rate. Thank you.

Movies:

Batman Begins, Dr. Strangelove, Adaptation, Fight Club, A Shot in the Dark, Apocalypse Now, A Bronx Tale, Swingers, Office Space, American Psycho, American Splendor, Anchorman, Super Troopers, Once Upon A Time In the West, Spiderman, X-Men 2 not 1, Made, Sin City, Donnie Darko,American History X, Death to Smoochy, Goodfellas, The Long Goodbye, Three Days of the Condor, Heat, Red Dragon, Marx Brothers movies, North By Northwest, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Shawshank Redemption, Reservoir Dogs, Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, The Shining, Requiem For a Dream, The Manchurian Candidate, Kill Bill, Fargo, Back to the Future, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Young Frankenstein, Ed Wood, Shadow of A Doubt, Dog Day Afternoon, Heat, Being John Malkovich.Yes that should be pretty comprehensive of me.

Television:

The Sopranos, Larry David, Arrested Development, Friends (By Force), Seinfeld, Family Guy. Commercials. WeatheR Channel. The channel with the seismic readings. And this!!

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Franny and Zooey, Hamlet, Macbeth, Interview with a Vampire, Dolores Claiboirne. and of course the entire collection of Goosebumps! I also read an entire book about Groucho Marx one time it's in my closet. It was really good.

Heroes:

Batman, yes I know he's fake, Howard Stern, Peter Sellers, Lewis Black, Doink the Clown, Tom Liodice, Christian Bale, Ed Norton, Abbey Hoffman, Che Guevera, Castro, Linens and Things, the man who invented waffles, Connor Hawke, thats right the Green Arrows gay son.

My Blog

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My 810th friend is Poop.  And he's from Smithtown.  Give it up for him ladies and gentleman. 
Posted by Joe Pontillo on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:34:00 PST

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Posted by Joe Pontillo on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:00:00 PST

Check out this event: Joe Pontillo Comedy Show

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Posted by Joe Pontillo on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:11:00 PST

You've been defriended!

I think there should be a mesage in your inbox whenever someone defriends you.  Thats all im gonna say.
Posted by Joe Pontillo on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:51:00 PST

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Posted by Joe Pontillo on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 09:43:00 PST

Check out this event: Tuesday Night Comedy Chaos Show!!!!!!!

Hosted By: Joe PontilloWhen: Tuesday Jul 18, 2006 at 8:00 PMWhere: Jimmy's Basement43 East 7th StreetNew York, NY 10003USDescription:Joe Pontillo Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Joe Pontillo on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:32:00 PST

Almost Saturday Update

So tonight was my first great show down here in florida I did like 35 minutes or something.  Though they didnt quite pick up on my closer but I only changed it because today i found out that usin...
Posted by Joe Pontillo on Sat, 06 May 2006 06:57:00 PST

Ahoy from the road!

Currently in St. Mary;s Georgia.  This was one of the most poorly constructed comedy shows ive ever been on . The people here scare me but I ate pizza hut.  Neither me nor the headliner did ...
Posted by Joe Pontillo on Fri, 05 May 2006 07:15:00 PST

I don't post in this blog enough.....

So here it goes........
Posted by Joe Pontillo on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:16:00 PST

Last Comic Standing

Fuck that shit, what a waste of time I shouldve known better.  The best part of the day was when the cops showed up.  It really wouldve pleased me more if they would've open fire and wasted ...
Posted by Joe Pontillo on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:52:00 PST