Neil Rubenstein profile picture

Neil Rubenstein

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me



My Interests

Comedy.
The New York Metropolitans.
Pop Culture.
Paper Rock Scissors.
Text Messages.
Blurking.
The Ibex.
Aposiopesis.
Ellipses.

I'd like to meet:

People interested in buying shirts...

Music:

The Bruises .
Antioch Arrow .
These Enzymes .
Ryan Stratton .
Motion City Soundtrack .
Lost Weekend .
All American Rejects .
Men Women & Children .
Taking Back Sunday.
Lamour .
ManLiftingBanner.
SpeedSpeedSpeed .
Set It/Forget It.
Pico The Pony.
Irony Of Lightfoot.
Beefacke.
Juvenile.
Webbie .
Bun B/UGK .
ThisYearsModel .
Sons Of Abraham.
Futuristic Robots From The Past.
Tetsuo.
Edgar.
Redko.
It Is! Not Horses .

Movies:

Harold Crick.
Olive Hoover.
Kumar Patel.
Walter Sobchak.
Arcot Ramathorn.
Peter Gibbons.
Alice Otter.
Skip Skipperton.
Lloyd Chasseur.
Henry DeSalvo.

Television:

Stan Hooper.
Jeff Murdock.
Alison Kaiser.

Heroes:

Seth Green.
Jerry Seinfeld.
Dave Chappelle.

My Blog

National Lampoon Live!

last night was so rad, that i am gonna write a blog about it. wanna hear it? here it goes....i cant believe after how fun it was the very first time i did stand up, that it actually keeps getting more...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:25:00 PST

Busted! For the week of Sept. 12th

Since this probably won't make it to see the light of day in its pure unadulterated form, here it is. Raw and uncut...Mel Gibson is on board with Venod Sekhar to find an environmentally safe way to re...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:38:00 PST

Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?

It's not the lack of new good bands. It's the lack of good friends turning me onto new good bands.Even with the advent of MySpace and PureVolume and file sharing at its peak, I still can't find any of...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:10:00 PST

Glossary Of Terms (Greatest Hits)

As an innovator of language, I know how hard it is to keep up with the ever changing landscape of the english language. So I have decided to help you all out, and provide MySpace with a glossary of Nu...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:54:00 PST

The Sad State of Starting Pitching

The Sad State of Starting Pitching.Worried about how your favorite teams rotation will hold up? Of course you are. Who isn't? Starting pitching in 2007 is awful. If ridiculously high contracts for mid...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST

For Old Blogs Sake.

I Should Have Taken The Train.It's tuesday, January 16th and it is time for my first stand up class. I am very excited and can't decide whether to take the train in or drive. My ipod is charged, but D...
Posted by Neil Rubenstein on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:06:00 PST