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rachel

There is only one heaven, one earth and one queen...Queen Elizabeth is an impostor.

About Me

She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers... four feet above her covers.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

.when quinn the eskimo gets here all the pigeons are gonna run to him.

My Blog

pickle day tomorrow

9-16-07: INTERNATIONAL PICKLE DAY, Sunday, 11 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., on Orchard Street, between Grand and Broome Streets, Lower East Side. With tastings, exhibits, demonstrations and children's activities...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:00:00 GMT

tomorrow

tomorrow is the last day of classes and then my week of finals hell begins. so, instead of studying, i thought i would write a blog. cause ya know, studyin's fo foolz.1. cali predictions for the requi...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 18:11:00 GMT

ONE thing I hate (in outline form).

1.   People who set their profile to private.     A. You are on myspace, what is the point?          i.   If you do...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:16:00 GMT

my teef

so, after a weekend of having a fever and feeling kinda crappy, i start to get a throbbing pain in my mouth on sunday morning. okay, so the throbbing actually started earlier than that but, because i'...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 18:41:00 GMT

writing blogs in class

Well, I don't want to pay attention. Business organizations is so boring. So are the rest of my class.1. Evidence with Marty Swartz: Marty has ginormous eyebrows. He's part of the tribe. And, he ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:02:00 GMT

The big 100 question quiz - like anyone would bother reading this.

1. What is the best way to get over someone?Go out, get drunk, get hit on, a lot. 2. What makeup do you wear on a daily basis?Not much, maybe clinique pore perfect and rosebud salve for the lips. 3. I...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:02:00 GMT

10..like bo derek

TEN FAVORITES01. televison show: past "buffy", current "lost"02. flower: you pansey03. color: black04. sport: baseball05. mall: walt whitman06. music: music of the past07. food: mexican08. season: sum...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 13:42:00 GMT

My first reaction...

1. Cigarettes: I really want to quit2. Sex: Female3. Relationships: Are good4. Your Last Ex: Nut 5. Power Rangers: Shtoopid6. Marijuana: In a canoe with Justine7. Crack: Crack yo ass8. Food: Burrito9....
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:49:00 GMT

bikini wax u.s.a. (Part I)

     today i woke up around 8:00 thinking it would be a great idea for me to wax my own bikini line instead of going to my asian friends down the road - but first i thought i shoul...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:28:00 GMT

survey

1} do you have a penis-no, i'm a lady.2} do you pray?-non-believer.3} are you in love?-its painful.4} ever wish on stars?-in the past.5} do you believe in karma?-i do, but don't want to.6} whats your ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 20:56:00 GMT