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Rich Carucci

"THE STEAMROLLER OF COMEDY" RICH CARUCCI

About Me



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My Interests

COMEDY,GIRLS,BEER,BONG HITS,TROPICAL ISLANDS,LAUGHING,HIKING,JOGGING JET GAMES,YANKEE GAMES,DRIVING COUNTLESS HOURS AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE SO I CAN ACT THE FOOL IN FRONT OF PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW

I'd like to meet:

SAMEUL ADAMS,THE BIG FIG NEWTON,ATILLA THE HUNS GOOD LOOKING SISTER,MONTY HALL,JESUS FIRST GRADE TEACHER,SASQUACH,HITLER THE PAINTER,(MUCH NICER GUY)POPEYE,THE BUNNY EAR KID FROM GUMMO,ELVIS 10 MINUTES AFTER DEATH SO I COULD RIFLE THRU HIS POCKETS,SUPERMAN,I WOULD BE NICE TO HIM,HERCULES I WOULD BE NICE TO HIM TOO,PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON,EVE,SO I CAN COCK BLOCK ADAM,FRED FLINTSTONE,DON JAMIESON(OH WAIT I ALREADY KNOW HIM),GOD(NOT TODAY)AUTIE MURPHY,ROSA PARKS(SHE COULD HAVE SAT ON MY LAP)ARTHUR TREACHER,BROADWAY JOE NAMATH,SCUBA STEVE,JOHN JACOB JINKLEHIMER SCHMIDIT,SANTA(OH WAIT MET HIM AT THE MALL YESTERDAY)THE 8TH DWARF,(PISSED CAUSE HE DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT,I HEAR IT WAS A HEIGHT ISSUE)RICHARD PRIOR(NOT WHEN HE WAS ON FIRE THO)THE LONE RANGER,GENERAL JOHN HOOKER,HERMAN MUNSTER,ANDREW JACKSON(TOUGHTEST PRESEDENT EVER)....

Music:

HIPPIE BY DAY METAL HEAD BY NIGHT

Movies:

.. THE STEAMROLLER OF COMEDY has opened for Angel Salazar, Michael Winslow, Bob Levy, Doug Stanhope, Nick DiPaolo, Jim Florentine and Otto & George...

DC CAB,ITS A MAD,MAD,WORLD,NICE DREAMS,DUSK TILL DAWN,FORREST GUMP,AMERICAN DUMMY,GUMMO,CLERKS,I'AM GONNA GET YOU SUCKER,BEER LEAGUE,BOOGIE NIGHTS

Television:

13 INCH BLACK & WHITE WITH A WIRE HANGER ANTENNA.. ..

Books:

Make your own banner at MyBannerMaker.com!THE KORAN

Heroes:

CHUCK NORRIS AND GANDHI

My Blog

COMEDY

Tonight I was lucky enough to perform at a hostel Jazz on the Park Comedy Dungeon.I gotta say I have been there several times before and its always always a blast.Randy Epple (I think thats how you sp...
Posted by Rich Carucci on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:17:00 PST

THE AMBASSIDORE OF EXCESS!

Your an ALCOHOLIC !Yes to the untrained eye it may seem that way.I am not an ALCOHOLIC I AM AN EXPERT DRINKER! I am tired of you nondrinking,nonpartying individuals(cause they never approach in a grou...
Posted by Rich Carucci on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:16:00 PST

THE AMBASSIDORE OF EXCESS!

Your an ALCOHOLIC !Yes to the untrained eye it may seem that way.I am not an ALCOHOLIC I AM AN EXPERT DRINKER! I am tired of you nondrinking,nonpartying individuals(cause they never approach in a grou...
Posted by Rich Carucci on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:16:00 PST

LIFE IS A DRINK

Life is going roughly my allergies are killen me.My marriage over.My kids hate me,I owe back child support,I am going thru DT's(Damn day job)and I am definitely having a fat week.Oh yeah on the good s...
Posted by Rich Carucci on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:31:00 PST

COMEDY/FUN

Last night was one of those nights when you realize this is why I do it(COMEDY).I gotta admit when I heard Danny Aiello(YES THE ACTOR)has a Comedy Club in Hoboken NJ called Dannys Upstairs(its upstair...
Posted by Rich Carucci on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:53:00 PST

CHANGING THE COMEDY RULES

You gotta love when you get to a venue, you already know from past experience,is gonna suck ass and when you get there instead of having the comedy show in the beautiful banquet room it's now bee...
Posted by Rich Carucci on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:17:00 PST

DRUNKS AND COMEDY

Drunks and comedy.You just got to love what we as comedians endure.Get to a show like we did this friday at 8:30pm at restaurant that won't let us use there perfectly setup dining room but instead we ...
Posted by Rich Carucci on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:46:00 PST

RESTAURANT EATING

is it just me or everytime you go out to eat at least one person in restaurant is blowing their nose/sneezing or hacken up a lung/spreading some god only knows disease on the rest of us.have we become...
Posted by Rich Carucci on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST