Dave Slagle--brokeass comedian

About Me

well, what do you say. you can tell by this that i perform stand up comedy. i i perform all over new jersey and new york. trying to get my foot in the door wherever, whenever. i also play bass in the band The STD's. if you dont know what it stands for, go to the page and listen to the music. check it out. myspace.com/thestdsarespreading. that is all for now. drink too. ..

My Interests

comedy, music, regular nintendo. weight watchers meetings, snowboarding/skateboarding. going to shows.etcetcetc

Sunday Lawn

I'd like to meet:

other amateur comedians, i like going out and watching and meeting bands. its not so bad. . but who really gives a rats ass who i want to meet.

Music:

ill listen to anything but new rap. i hate it. and reggaeton. that shit sucks my ball sweat

Movies:

anything really. ill watch it and if it doesnt suck, ill buy that shit

Television:

lifetime movies are awesome, you can watch afterschool tv movies all day. the drinking the drugs, the memories. i tend to watch a little too much full house.

Books:

i have trubble reabing somteimes.

Heroes:

my family, my friends, miller highlife, marijuana, miller highlife and i can impersonate my father to a tee. if you knew him ud laugh, and if you dont, ud laugh. dangerfield

My Blog

dumb blog manager

i just typed for an hour, hit some button and deleted my shit blog. fuck this thing. fuck me. im a retard. hatehatehate. this happen to anyone else, or am i just a tool bag that dont know how to use t...
Posted by Dave Slagle--brokeass comedian on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 08:25:00 PST

family tradition

june 16th, 2008. fathers day is done. this marked the end of hectic family weekends. actually, we have a family reunion type party this week, but we'll drink and fuck. the family likes. anyway,...
Posted by Dave Slagle--brokeass comedian on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:46:00 PST

april 20th

oh wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww mannnnnnnnnn
Posted by Dave Slagle--brokeass comedian on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:14:00 PST

zip

so today i worked. and it snowed and snowed. i drove and drove. then, i had to take a shit. a big one. there was nowhere to go, so i pulled over and shat in the woods. no toilet paper, so i had ...
Posted by Dave Slagle--brokeass comedian on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:02:00 PST

court, as a witness this time

thursday november 1st. 20077:45 a.m. --- multiple bong hits8:00 a.m.-- power dump and the courier news(brought a tear to my eye just thinking about how good the courier was today)8:15 a.m.-- chops get...
Posted by Dave Slagle--brokeass comedian on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:58:00 PST

rrrrrrrrrrrrahhhhhhh

it has been a long time since ive written anything, on here this happened not too long ago. this is for you people who know me and dont know me to read. my friends know how i am. i think. ...
Posted by Dave Slagle--brokeass comedian on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:13:00 PST