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Chris Cubas

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Trying to make a career out of telling jokes to drunks... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool people with beer money.

My Blog

Tour Stories Pt 12 - Day 1 - 3

First let me apologize for not finishing the Texas.story but, let's face it, if I was responsible and diligent about finishing things I'd have a real job instead entertaining drunks for drink tickets....
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 11:22:00 GMT

Tour Stories Pt. 11

Before I get to the next part of the story of my trip to Texas I would like to take a moment to say R.I.P. (Rot Into Pieces) to Jesse Helms  the man that turned racial hatred and fear mongering into ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:43:00 GMT

Tour Stories Pt 10

I'm going to split this into a couple of posts because the trip to Texas was quite eventful. In fact, the bus ride there could fill volumes alone.I caught the bus in New Paltz at about 6:00 pm. I woul...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:58:00 GMT

Movie Rules Vol. 1

This is the first in what I'm hoping will be a long series of posts (coming whenever the hell I feel like it) informing YOU the reader about the many rules that govern the movie universe. Be they roma...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:30:00 GMT

Emo Initiation Ceremony

 I was just thinking the other day that its been a while since we've had a good "music induced teenage suicide" panic. When I was a kid it seemed like you couldn't go a week without hearing about...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:21:00 GMT

How are there still Catholics?

In the last couple of weeks two announcements have come from the Vatican addressing two incredibly important issues. Two announcements that have brought me to the question that is the subject of this ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 22:57:00 GMT

An Open Letter to Flavor Flav

 Dear Mr. Flav,You have no idea how much it hurts me to write this letter. To say that Public Enemy is my favorite band of all time would be an understatement. Public Enemy shaped who I am as a p...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:22:00 GMT

Tour Stories Pt.9

I woke up early enough the next day to be able to enjoy the complimentary breakfast at the Best Western. Unfortunately for me there was some sort of collegiate sport team enjoying breakfast there as w...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:23:00 GMT

Tour Stories Pt. 8

We left Murderface's place at about 12:00pm. Thanks to those guys again for letting us crash. We made a quick stop at Burger King for some dollar menu action during which Ruby Collins proudly ann...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:41:00 GMT

Tour Stories Pt. 6

We left York and headed to Allentown, PA for a show at the Sterling Hotel. The name is misleading, as it hasn't been a hotel in years and is just a bar/rock venue now. The line up is us and 4 bands wi...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:13:00 GMT