MY NAME IS STAN PT 3 |
DECEMBER 22ND 2007Not going home for the holidays is the last phase of cutting the umbilical cord. What the fuck am I doing in my hometown? There are no more familiar faces. Everything has changed ...
Posted by Bill Burr on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:21:00 PST |
MY NAME IS STAN PT 2 |
December 21st, 2007 Boston MA I’m back in Boston for Christmas. When I lived in New York, coming home for Christmas was no big deal. I just called Budget, grabbed a vehicle and drove it like t...
Posted by Bill Burr on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:12:00 PST |
MY NAME IS STAN PART 1 |
Cleveland Ohio, 10PM Wednesday December 12th 2007. 27 degrees Chance of more shit weather. I was sitting alone in a Mexican restaurant, getting ready to order a taco. The waitress informed me that he...
Posted by Bill Burr on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:26:00 PST |
CHINESE DEMOCRACY |
Here is a comment I received in an email the other day. It is a criticism that I get every couple of months. "It takes more brains and emotional intelligence to entertain without swearing than with, ...
Posted by Bill Burr on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:29:00 PST |
The Secret |
THE SECRETI'm in a great place right now. For the first time in my life, I'm actually learning from failure. When I used to fail, the only knowledge I would gain was, "Well& that fuckin' sucked."Not...
Posted by Bill Burr on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:51:00 PST |
"WHO WILL PROTECT YOU!" |
I was recently given a gift that would enable me to watch my TV wherever I go. All I have to do is sync this mechanism up to my TV, Phone, and Computer and next thing you know, I can watch Animal Pla...
Posted by Bill Burr on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:12:00 PST |
Hot Topic |
Holy fucking shit I just tried out this new ring tone &..Just kidding. In the last month the spam has gotten out of control here on my space. My account got hacked, and I had to change my password. ...
Posted by Bill Burr on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:07:00 PST |
Is that....? |
I was walking in mid-town Manhattan today and I'm pretty sure I saw Billie Jean King. I was going to say hello, but I was afraid that it wasn't her. Then I'd have to be like, "Oh, I thought you were...
Posted by Bill Burr on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:06:00 PST |
Dr. Bill |
I'm sick of people telling me that I'm angry. "Dude you are an angry guy man." The amount of times I hear that during any given weekend is incredible. Telling me that I'm angry is like telling P-Did...
Posted by Bill Burr on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:11:00 PST |
City of Brotherly Love |
Over the past two months I..ve gotten about 5 thousand e mails asking me ..What the fuck happened in Philly?.. ..Why were those people booing?.. ..Did you just come out on stage like that, or did th...
Posted by Bill Burr on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:22:00 PST |
