lanestew profile picture

lanestew

.....I've got nothing

About Me

After living a number of years in Springfield, Missouri, I recently moved to Gibson City, Illinois.
To Catch A Chris Hansen - Watch more free videos
Egg Nog Puke In Mouth - Watch more free videos

My Interests

Interests include my precious, harvesting the skin from fat girls and raising unusual moths.
OJ Simpson Prank Calls - Watch more free videos
Sparkling Wiggles - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who carries a vagina and knows their way around a cock.
Star Wars Gangster Rap - Watch more free videos
The O&A Traveling Virus: BILL BURR vs THE PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Music:

Anything that I can dance creepily to while wearing make-up and tucking my junk in. I also enjoy the Spice Girls.
Opie And Anthony XM Commercial - Watch more free videos

Movies:

Anything in the "snuff" genre and The Bridges of Madison County.

Television:

Due to my hatred of people, I am studying to be an abortionist. Between my studies and bag-wacking, little time is left for my to view the television.
What Opie Thinks Of Your Poker Chips - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Heroes:

Jack Tolerance, he knew how to deal with meddlers. I would also love to meet Andrea Yates, Susan Smith, and Scot Peterson. Those three knew how to solve problems.
kramer - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!Miniputt

Powered by: Onlyfungames.com

My Blog

Seinfeld

I saw Seinfeld in concert tonight (December 02, 2005) in Springfield, Missouri.  He was phenomenal.
Posted by lanestew on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:14:00 PST