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I'm a TOOL

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About Me

I'm a sarcastic, perverted, fun loving, sweetheart most of the time;) I'm currently in a long distance relationship. I am for the first time in love. The relationship is going well, except for the distance thing. That will be changing hopefully by the end of the year. I am married to my job. Family and friends are very important to me, and I love them dearly. I love vacations. I hate the state that our country is currently in, especially being at war, and being WAAAAAY broke! Thanks Mr. Bush. I LOVE the band TOOL!

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Some Music
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My Interests

Fishing, Hunting, Getting inebriated and making a complete ass of myself...I'm a FUN drunk. I don't go out very much anymore, but I still like to tip back a few, errr ok, ok, quite a few Captain n cokes every now and again. I like to shoot darts. I do this well at times, and other times, I think I could shoot better if I were blind. I love cars, specifically, I like draining my wallet of it's contents for performance parts...This hobby is worse than crack. I'm also very addicted to a radio show called the OPIE & ANTHONY show. I listen to it on XM channel 202. I ride a Harley, and enjoy going out for cruises on it as time allows. I also enjoy getting into the occasional street race, NOT very legal, but fun none the less. I'm also big into NASCAR, yeah I know, "Fuckin redneck". I try to attend one race a year, if for nothing else it's a great excuse for takin some time off work to go somewhere. I love to travel also, I don't take the opportunity to do so nearly often enough. I've been to every state including Alaska and Hawaii. I've been to Canada and Mexico too. I've always wanted to see Australia, Amsterdam, Switzerland, Ireland, but after the nearly 7 hr. flight to Hawaii, I don't think I Fuckin got it in me to be locked in a flying tube for any longer than that. Not without taking something to knock me out anyway.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I enjoy many forms of music. Ranging from Metal to Hip Hop. I'm not gonna list all of my fav bands/groups/solo artists here, cuz it would be too time consuming. And quite frankly, I'm just too Damn lazy. In case you couldn't tell, TOOL is my favorite band...Possibly of all time. I know with all the past talent, and some current, that's a huge statement...But I can't ever remember craving a brand new album by any other band, than I do for TOOL. Mandy Moore covers Umbrella

Movies:

I do like movies. Although I haven't seen anything new in a while. A "NEW" release for me, sells for $7.99 at Wal Mart.

Television:

Uggh! There is hardly anything worth wasting time on. I would rather get dragged naked, across a bed of broken glass, by a gay Sasquatch who insisted on mouth Fucking me.

Books:

Err, umm, The Internet seems to fill up any extra time I'd have for reading. Is that a lame enough excuse for not reading? Besides I can't concentrate on masturbating when I'm reading something deep, unless it's a John Wayne Gacy bio.

Heroes:

My Mom, ME, Lil Jimmy Norton.

My Blog

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Posted by I'm a TOOL on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:45:00 PST

05/04/07 A Shitty Day...R.I.P Dean

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Posted by I'm a TOOL on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

TRUE FRIENDSHIP

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Posted by I'm a TOOL on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:17:00 PST