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Patrice O'Neal

Im better than you.

About Me


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Patrice got his first real taste of stand-up at a place called Estelle’s in Boston. He was heckling a comic, and the comic suggested maybe Patrice thought he could do better. Patrice did and the following week he went on stage at Estelle’s and brought down the house. From there he went on to work at the Comedy Connection, then moved to working at most of the clubs in and around Boston, New England, and New York. Now, years later, Patrice has a wide range of comic tools.
In one bit, Patrice, at 6’5’’ and 300+ lbs., makes the audience hear and almost see the story of the eastern European gymnast quietly speaking of her difficult upbringing and training.
The Boston Globe said, "It is a hilarious piece made all the more so by the contradiction between Oneal’s very visible presence and that of the young white girl he is playing."
Asked to whom he aspires, Patrice mentions only two names: George Carlin and Richard Pryor. Carlin for his distinct point of view and universal appeal; Pryor for his honesty, vulnerability and Personal revelation.
Patrice has appeared on "The Late Show with Conan O’Brien" three times and was a regular on the very popular, Comedy Central’s Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. He has also performed stand-up at both the prestigious Montreal Just For Laughs and the HBO U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen. Additionally Patrice has Guest Starred on numerous Television Shows including FOXs critically acclaimed Arrested Development and NBCs The Office. He was also a series regular on FOXs drama, The Jury. You can hear him voicing the animated shows Shorties Watchin Shorties on Comedy Central and OGrady High on Noggin. Catch Patrice in the films "The 25th Hour" directed by Spike Lee, "In The Cut" with Meg Ryan and "Head Of State" with Chris Rock.
Patrice has also performed half hour specials on both Showtime and Comedy Central. Be sure to check out Patrice in his latest special, his own HBO One Night Stand half hour special airing late this summer.
Patrice can also be heard on the Opie and Anthony Show on XM Satellite Radio, weekday mornings, 7-11

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


If you'd like to meet me, my tour dates are on my website here:
PatriceONeal.com

Movies:

In the Cut, 25th Hour

Television:

webjunk 20 on VH1, Shorties Watchin Shorties, O Grady High, Arrested Development, The Office, Any shit on MSNBC Saturday nights, like that motherfuckin prison shit, also any end of the world disaster shits, oh ya and old man quinns tough crowd

Books:

national lampoons vacation the novel

Heroes:

Carlin, Pryor and jesus