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Dee Phunk | trees for breakfast dot com, son!

Exci-ting, enlight-ning, invi-ting...I'm writin' shit that I feel.

About Me


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My claim to fame is that last season I was on Star Search and I lost by half a star. I did a unique version of "Wind Beneath My Wings" by singing INTO a kazoo. So imagine Donald Duck singing like Luther Vandross. I got a standing ovation and everything.
Unfortunately, LeVar Burton (one of the judges) did not find it entertaining and his half a star prevented me from winning $100,000. Arsenio was pulling for me too. Shoutouts to him. But I have moved on. Interesting, right? Keep reading...
I live a full life. In my free time, I enjoy Jenga, cliffdiving, reading Braille even though I can see (I do it for fun), race car driving, nude modeling and playing Bingo alone. And a little known fact about me: I was born w/ psychic abilities. Seriously. And if you believed any part of the above nonsense, close this window immediately, turn off your computer and go get some fresh air.
Now here's the real scoop:
I'm a graphic designer: dropheavy
I also do events / marketing: rare form
Everything else u need to know is on the left side over there.
This profile was edited with FearKiller's Pimp MySpace 2.0

My Interests

Basketball (spectacting mostly, sometimes playing), going to the movies, watching TV, sleeping, computers, making my friends laugh, print and web design, flirting, women, flirting with women, graffiti, the stickiest of the icky, kicks, eBay, partying, planning/throwing events, daydreaming about winning large sums of money, the meaning of life love, anything and everything music-related

I'd like to meet:


Music:


A Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, De La Soul, Jay-Z, Nas, Redman, Beanie Sigel, Eminem, Lil' Wayne, Lupe Fiasco, Outkast, Ludacris, Joe Budden, Obie Trice, M.O.P., Clipse, Kanye West, Wu-Tang Clan, The LOX, Snoop Dogg, Camp Lo, Big Daddy Kane, Rakim, Notorious B.I.G. (RIP), Big L (RIP), dead prez, Pete Rock, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Timbaland, The Neptunes, DJ Spinna, 88 Keys, Hi-Tek, Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Jean Grae, Pharoahe Monch, Foreign Exchange, Platinum Pied Pipers, Tanya Morgan, Spec Boogie, Che Grand, Elucid, Von Pea, Aeon, The Red Giants, Ghostface, Slum Village, Jay Dee / J Dilla (RIP), Madlib, Jaylib, Madvillian, MF Doom, Dangerdoom, Guilty Simpson, Blu, Exile, Aloe Blacc, Flying Lotus, Zo!, Ta'raach, Big Tone, Elzhi, Devin the Dude, Kev Brown, Ge-ology, Little Brother, Median, Sean Price, Black Spade, Jay Electronca, Count Bass D, Amerie, Jill Scott, Erykah Badu, Choklate, Kelis, Teedra Moses, Goapele, Jon B, Dwele, Eric Roberson / Erro, Jamiroquai, Robin Thicke, Justin Timberlake, Mary J. Blige, Aaliyah (RIP), Musiq, D'Angelo, Maxwell, Darien Brockington, Bilal, John Legend, Jack Herrera, Ty & Kory, Floetry, Esthero, Yahzarah, N.E.R.D., Gnarls Barkley, Gorillaz, Rahsaan Patterson, Peven Everett, Blue Six, The Rurals, Tortured Soul, Clara Hill, Lisa Shaw, Georg Levin, Masters at Work, Quentin Harris, Darryl James, Kyoto Jazz Massive, Yam Who?, 4hero, Mark de Clive-Lowe, Aquanote, King Britt, Lady Alma, Spacek, Vikter Duplaix, Raheem DeVaughn, Raphael Saadiq, Sa-ra Creative Partners, Benny Sings, Owusu & Hannibal, Boom Clap Bachelors, J*Davey, Heavy, 4hero, Jazzanova, Osunlade, Bugz in the Attic, Jimpster, GB, Silhouette Brown, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Prince, Stevie Wonder, Luther Vandross, Tony! Toni! Tone!, New Edition, R. Kelly, Keith Sweat, Jodeci, Bell Biv DeVoe, Guy, Jaheim, Sade, Shalamar, Teddy Pendergrass, James Brown (RIP), Barry White (RIP), The Isley Brothers, Hall & Oates, Michael McDonald, Al Jarreau, George Benson, Sergio Mendes

Movies:

Breakin', Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Beat Street, Wild Style, Krush Groove, Style Wars, Menace II Society, Purple Rain, Fade to Black, 8 Mile, Scratch, The Freshest Kids, Just for Kicks, The Original Kings of Comedy, You So Crazy, Raw, The Aristocrats, Friday, Juice, New Jack City, Jurassic Park, Transformers: The Movie (animated), Half Baked, Office Space, Trekkies, House Party, House Party 2, Napoleon Dynamite, Swingers, Made, Wedding Crashers, There's Something About Mary, Zoolander, Mystery Men, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Anchorman, Old School, The 40-Year Old Virgin, Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Porky's, National Lampoon's Vacation, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation, Road Trip, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Airplane!, Amazon Women on the Moon, Revenge of the Nerds, Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise, Coming to America, Boomerang, The Nutty Professor, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Gin & Juice In the Hood, Street Fighter II (anime), Shaun of the Dead, White Men Can't Jump, Toy Soldiers, Sin City, Blue Chips, Solarbabies, Spaceballs, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Man Who Knew Too Little, What About Bob?, The Warriors, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Goonies, The Karate Kid, The Karate Kid II, Back to the Future, Back to the Future II, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, License to Drive, Passenger 57, Speed, Speed 2: Cruise Control, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Training Day, Die Hard With A Vengeance, Fight Club, High Fidelity, The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Boogie Nights, The Game, Enemy of the State, Stephen King's It, Kung Fu Hustle

Television:

Chapelle's Show, Reno 911, Insomniac with Dave Attell, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, WWE Raw, The Sopranos, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Punk'd, Saturday Night Live, The Cosby Show, Three's Company, Married with Children, Martin, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Emeril Live, Iron Chef America, The White Rapper Show

Books:

ego trip's Book of Hip-Hop Lists, Subway Art, Spraycan Art, Jurassic Park, Prey, Live from New York, The Broke Diaries, Mixed, Life and Def: Sex, Drugs, Money + God, Live from New York

Heroes:

Tony Hawk, Bob Ross, Russell Simmons, Hugh Hefner, Sandra & Johnnie Johnson..

My Blog

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Soooooooooo...it finally happened.  Saturday morning rolled around.  And it was hot.  Really hot.  Not as hot as Friday, but still hot.  Friday was spent travelling arou...
Posted by .:: Phunk ::. on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:30:00 PST

MY...A...DIDAS! Before they get dirty.

I just needed some photographic proof that these were once clean and brand new.  I have not bought a pair of white sneakers since my Air Force 1s bit the dust back in college.  Man...when A...
Posted by .:: Phunk ::. on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:07:00 PST

Spread love, it's the Brooklyn way.

OK this is gonna be a short and sweet blog.  I had to get this down while it was still fresh in my head.  And there's alot of setup to it.  I just got in the house about an hour ago.&nb...
Posted by .:: Phunk ::. on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:51:00 PST

Feels so good to be a Crooklyn Dodger (Hip Hop Karaoke).

YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ BELOW FIRST BEFORE YOU HIT PLAY.  JUST AS A SET-UP.  OR YOU CAN IGNORE THIS ALTOGETHER.  WHATEVER YA WANNA DO.  So here's how the story goes.&nb...
Posted by .:: Phunk ::. on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:33:00 PST

The Phunky 20 - a custom questionnaire by yours truly.

I see all of these questionnaires whizzing by on the bulletins lately.  You're supposed to answer the questions and then re-post the bulletin.  Some of them are cool.  But some of them ...
Posted by .:: Phunk ::. on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:03:00 PST

Self-Portrait.

Sometimes I feel the urge to be poetic and I have to get it down.  This is something that was swirling around my head since yesterday so I decided to blog it.  It took me the last hour and a...
Posted by .:: Phunk ::. on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:10:00 PST

They say I'm losing weight. NICE.

I hear "Yo you lost weight!" alot now.  I never realized it until just today when I was looking at old photos of myself.  I used to have a little mini-double chin happenin' a couple yea...
Posted by .:: Phunk ::. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:05:00 PST

Jumpoff.tv + Hip Hop Karaoke - watch me get my rap on!

I don't show up until near the very end, so for you impatient ones, you may wanna fast forward. It's a nice little intro to Hip-Hop Karaoke if you've never been, though. Catch the little clip of me on...
Posted by .:: Phunk ::. on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:56:00 PST

I call this blog, I Believe (In 6 Paragraphs).

I believe in karma.Last week, I went to visit my homie J at his office.  And I had to run back out to go to the ATM as I owed them money.  An old gentleman (probably homeless...but not the c...
Posted by .:: Phunk ::. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST

A quick recap of Donuts Are Forever + video!

This past Saturday, February 10th, an event that was just an idea via emails between myself and the rest of the Rare Form crew (Kristy, Tara and Eric) right before Thanksgiving 2006, became a reality....
Posted by .:: Phunk ::. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST