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About Me

I am single and unemployed. I also live with my mother. I enjoy long walks, being that I cannot afford a car and I occasionally wet the bed due to my nervous condition. I tend to blackout when I get excit.............whew, where was I? Oh, I'm alergic to execise and most of my money is tied up in cupcakes. I'm a non smoker,(well maybe a little when I walk fast), my hobbies are biting my toenails, posing for animal crackers and running with scissors. I am currently looking for a woman with low self esteem and many many children to make my life complete. I used to have the terrible habit of stalking, but I gave it up due to my bad feet. I'd really like to see you as soon as possible only because the good people at the student loan office threatened to repossess my glasses. I can't even pick up my phone in peace anymore. When was the last time you picked up your phone without looking at the caller ID box? My motto is: if you're unavailable to me, I'm unavailable to you. I can't wait to see you, I'm so hungry. Email: [email protected] I've been in the game for a minute, Clothes Designer, Producer, Engineer, Comedian. Recognize a Hustler when you see one!MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds

My Interests

comedy, music, musical production, television developement and production

I'd like to meet:

The guy who's got my million dollar check so I can go ahead and pay Sprint. Someone that recognizes my talents and is able to make things happen. I was told a long time ago that when you want something, you have to say it and put it into the universe. So here it is universe. "Whatever Happened to Black Love?" documentary trailer produced by John Smooth.

Music:

Old School, R&B from the early 90's ,Jamie Foxx, Mary J. Blige, Heather Headley, Neo Soul, Thicke, Lela James, Jill Scott, Amel Lauriex (Thats my peeps!), Big Brooklyn Red( that's my boy!) Anything by Pharoahe Monche, Slick Rick, Brand Nubian(Family), Mos Def , Talib Kweli, The Gorillaz, KRS-ONE and Rakim

Movies:

5 Heartbeats, Ray, Hustle & Flow, Rosewood, I'm gonna get you sucka, Life, A Bronx Tale, Roots, The Hustler, Alien vs. Preditor, and any karate flick by the Shaw Brothers.Favorite ActorsKeith David Micheal Wright Mos Def

Television:

Hustle, The Chappelle Show, Stargate SG1(yeah I said it!), Family Guy, Southpark and the History Channel

Books:

The Bible, Rich Dad Poor Dad and Comic Insights (a must read for all comics)

Heroes:

Denzel Washington, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle (for standing his ground, I hope I can be that strong when the money comes)

My Blog

Is it really "Hate"?

Ok, I'm just venting today but let me get you to where I am mentally first. In my travels I hear the term "Hate" used on a regular basis. The colloquial definition of "Hate" is Jealousy. To hate is to...
Posted by John Smooth on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:01:00 PST

The Uncluttering of my mind and other unfinished projects

I saw a sign today that read" Wisdom and experience will always overcome youth and ambition". It got me to thinking, end of the year reflections start about now. Yeah I have them too. Mines actually s...
Posted by John Smooth on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:47:00 PST

Emotions and good health

I just got in from a memorial comedy show for my man, fellow comedian Rasheed. It was good to see many of the comedians that I've known for half of my life as well as the newer ones. Emotionally, I wa...
Posted by John Smooth on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:06:00 PST

Me, Mother and Daughter,for the second time

OK here we go, ( cracking my knuckles and wiggling my fingers before I start to type.) I noticed something while out at my favorite haunt this evening. When it comes to women I'm extremely picky! I th...
Posted by John Smooth on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:06:00 PST

A Man’s Logic - Makes sense to me!

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.The Problem was who should get custody of the child.The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world ...
Posted by John Smooth on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:09:00 PST

There is no such thing as Black Love.

Here I am just about to sign off and I decide to check my YouTube comments on my Documentary "Whatever Happened to Black Love". All were pretty positive except one. I could clearly see that this comme...
Posted by John Smooth on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:29:00 PST

Feeling Blessed

My birthday is a few days away and I'm truly feeling blessed. For years I would jinx myself by saying "This year is my year!" then I'd sit back and wait for it. "It" never came. Not until I just start...
Posted by John Smooth on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:12:00 PST

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.3. It's important to have a woman wh...
Posted by John Smooth on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:50:00 PST

Pet Peeves

My friend Trina inspired this. My Pet Peeves are:Women who don't wear earrings.People that don't follow up in business.Women that pee , and then want oral sexUnreliable people.Notoriously late people....
Posted by John Smooth on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:01:00 PST

Getting our collective shit together

This is something that has been on my mind for a while so I thought I'd just put it out there. I know more than my share of "so called" entreprenuers and every single one of them uses terms like "Netw...
Posted by John Smooth on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:26:00 PST