I enjoy playing basketball, tennis, golfing, snowboarding, surfing, writing, running marathons, writing, watching movies, playing pool, swimming, riding my motorcycles and mountain climbing.
Pets I have quite a few pets to keep me company. I have:
five dogs (a puggle, a rottweiler, a chow, a jack russell terrier and a german shepherd).
two giant bunnies (Bunny & Clyde),
four guinea pigs (Sunny, Fluffy, Jordan & Tigre),
three snakes (king named Stretch, boa named Connie and a python named Duke),
two tarantulas (Hairy & Sally),
tons of fish (both fresh and saltwater),
a tortoise and two turtles,
two ferrets (Magic & Sundance),
ducks & geese
and two echidnas (Knuckles and Tikal).
My FanhoodI am a diehard Tar Heel fan.
I've been a Laker season ticket holder since the 2005-06 season.
I do go to a lot of Angels, Dodgers and Chargers games as well, but I never rooted for any of them growing up so it just depends of how good they are at the moment.
I Hate The scent of vanilla. It makes me sick so I try to avoid it at all costs.
People using 360 when they mean 180.
People who buy animals, only to get rid of them a week later because it was harder to take care of them than they realized.
People who bark at my dogs when I take them for a walk as if they can't tell the difference between a human and another dog.
Loud music when i'm not playing it.
Women who feel the need to be subservient the men they are in a relationship with.
When people brag about how drunk they got the night before as though they think that they deserve some special recognition for going out and getting drunk.
People who leave the house without realizing how unpleasant they smell.
People who project their own insecurities on other people, then consider it okay.
Asking for my opinion on a subject and getting pissed off when I don't agree with you.
People either not returning my phone calls, emails, etc. or replying but failing to answer the question I asked them.
People who get really offended when you compare someone to a famous person.
People I don't even know asking me for money because they assume I have plenty to spare.
That so many actors suck at acting and so many singers suck at singing.
People who sneak up on you from behind, cover your eyes with their hands, and say "Guess who?" in a disguised voice.
Misused apostrophes.
When I think someone is talking to me but they're actually carrying on a conversation on their bluetooth headset.
Journalists who complain about hom much coverage Terrell Owens get, but keep talking/writing about him every week.
Mail in rebates.
Coming up with a great plot only to realize later it was something I saw in a movie or on TV.
People who still add the www when telling you a website.
Getting an eyelash hair in my eye making me have to remove my contacts.
I primarily listen to Rap or R&B. I'd say I listen to "anything but country", but it annoys me when people say that about rap.
Some of my favorite artists include:
A Tribe Called Quest, Big Pun, Busta Rhymes, Clipse, Common, Dead Prez, Dr. Dre, EPMD, Eminem, Fat Joe, Geto Boys, Ghostface Killah, Ice Cube, Jay-Z, Jimi Hendrix, John Coltrane, Kanye West, Ludacris, Method Man, Miles Davis, Mobb Deep, Nas, Notorious B.I.G., OutKast, Pharrell, Redman, Roots, Snoopp Dogg, Tupac, Wu-Tang Clan, Ying Yang Twins.
Some recent movies I have seen are:
Amazing Race, Around the Horn, Big Brother, Boondocks, Desperate Housewives, Everybody Hates Chris, Friday Night Lights, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Kyle XY, Naruto, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, Robot Chicken, The Soup, South Park.
Some of the titles I have read (at least the ones I can remember right now) recently include: "Double Cross", "The Golden Compass", "A Thousand Splendid Suns", "Playing for Pizza", "Good Dog. Stay." and "Cross".
I pretty much read anything from self-help to graphic novels, but my favorite would be mysteries/thrillers.
As I kid, I used to enjoy Encyclopedia Brown, Curious George, Berenstain Bears, Clifford AND Choose Your Own Adventure Books.
Myself... and your parents (for making you).
Fun Facts I am not as shallow as I used to be, but I am still rather arrogant.
I never studied more than an hour for any test I ever took.
I have always hated that I am only 6' tall.
I always keep at least five varieties of ice cream and cereal in the house.
My favorite color is blue.
I have over 150 jerseys, 120 hats and 100 pairs of shoes.
I have no idea what blood type I am.
I probably wouldn't be friends with any of my relatives if we weren't actually related.
At least every week someone comes up to speak to me and I have no idea who the hell they are, but I pretend like I do.
I usually don't bother to remember people's names when I first meet them.
Since starting high school, my average bedtime has been around 2:15.
I visit at least two new amusement parks every summer.
My first job was delivering newpapers
I am write 94.7% of the time, but I have no problem admitting when i'm wrong.
Every female on myspace has her own way of telling pervs and weirdos not to write them with stupid shit and I find those pretty funny to read.
Myspace has taught me that: all lesbians are extremely hot, very horny and large breasted, some people have higher standards for pretend friends on myspace than they do for people in their real life, people seem have an incredible amount of free time on their hands and no idea how to use it.
Personality Tests & Quizzes
You are The Flash The Flash 75% Green Lantern 65% Robin 63% Spider-Man 60% Iron Man 60% Wonder Woman 51% Supergirl 51% Hulk 45% Superman 40% Batman 35% Catwoman 30% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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You have megalomaniacal impulses regularly. That's not necessarily a bad thing, however, as you have the cranial capacity of a small planet. Trying to take over the world is hard work, though, and you're not above exploiting your lessers. Even now, you have a plan that's being enacted which will pitch the world's economy into turmoil, leaving the floodgates of trade exposed for the sole owner of stock in the Pets.com ? company! You are en route to taking over the world!
Oh, and you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.
Gaming I still have every system (games and controllers) I have ever owned. They all work, so I have a room set up with three flat screens that they are all connected to.
The actual systems consist of Atari 2600 , NES , Atari 7800 , Sega Master System , TurboGrafx-16 , Genesis , Super NES , Saturn , PlayStation , N64 , Dreamcast , PS2 , Xbox , GameCube , Xbox 360 , PS3 and the Wii while the handhelds include Game Boy, Lynx, Game Gear, Nintendo DS and PSP.
Because I'm A GuyBecause I'm a guy, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.
Because I'm a guy, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
Oh, and when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another guy shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer.
Because I'm a guy, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.
Because I'm a guy, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.
Because I'm a guy, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart -- despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a guy, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger -- how the heck could HE know where we're going?
Because I'm a guy, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex or football, though I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't.
Because I'm a guy, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay, I don't need to see it. Did you remember to pick up something for my mom, too?
Because I'm a guy, I am capable of announcing, "one more beer and I really have to go," and mean it every single time I say it, even when it gets to the point that the one bar closes and my buddies and I have to go hunt down another. I will find it increasingly hilarious to have my pals call you to tell you I'll be home soon, and no, I don't understand why you threw all my clothes into the front yard. What's the connection?
Because I'm a guy, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.
Because I'm a guy, yes, I have to turn up the radio when Bruce Springsteen or The Doors comes on, and then, yes, I have to tell you every single time about how Bruce had his picture on the cover of Time and Newsweek the same day, or how Jim Morrison is buried in Paris and everyone visits his grave. Please do not behave as if you do not find this fascinating.
Because I'm a guy, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I'm a guy and this is, after all, the new millennium, I will share equally in the housework. You do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning and the dishes. I'll do the rest.
A Dating DictonaryATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING..... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
BIRTH CONTROL..... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
EASY..... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT..... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND..... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE..... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".
INTERESTING..... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT..... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY..... how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
NYMPHOMANIAC..... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
SOBER..... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
Things That Make You Go Hmm ...Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
How come there aren't B batteries?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
What They Really MeantDid you come? = Because I didn't.
I have something to tell you. = Get tested.
I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.
I'll give you a call. = I'd rather have my nipples eaten off by wild dogs than see you again.
I never meant to hurt you. = I thought you weren't a virgin.
Trust me. = I'm cheating on you.
I love you. = You're a good lay.
I think we should just be friends. = You're ugly.
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass.
I want to make love to you. = Let's fuck.
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.
We need to talk. = I'm pregnant.
I had a wonderful time last night. = Who the hell are you?
I've been thinking a lot. = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
I've learned a lot from you. = Next!
I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.
I think we should see other people. = I have been seeing other people.
Let's get married. = Now can we fuck?
We don't have to do anything until you are ready. = Put out or get out.
I feel it's time to express our love for each other. = Give me head.
I still think about you. = I miss the sex.
Is there something wrong? = Is it supposed to be this soft?
You're so mature. = I hope you're eighteen.
It's never been like this before. = It's my first time.
Yes...Yes...*scream!* = Aren't you done yet?
Some Of My Favorite Pickup LinesThe word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You're like Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
Baby, you're so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna fuck?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
Pardon me. Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
I'd look good on you.
When does your centerfold come out.
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
Good Girls vs. Bad GirlsGood girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"
Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.
Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.
Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.
Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.
Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.